Britney Bares (Almost) All!  —  • You Sexy B*tch!  —  Britney never ceases to amaze us!  She headed out for a night on the town last night in nothing more than a few pieces of lingerie!  Is Brit trying to prove to us that she now wears underwear?  Well we got the message loud and clear!

MEL'S SECRET DAUGHTER  —  Painter Carmel Sloane claims the millionaire actor made her mum pregnant on a mattress in the back of his car before he was famous 30 YEARS ago.  —  And now her 10-year-old son Jordan bears a striking resemblance to his secret GRANDAD.  —  Carmel, 29, said: "I'm not doing it for his money.

Queen is way out of line  —  Failed test for coke, kissy with teen missy  —  Miss USA Tara Conner is on the verge of losing her crown after testing positive for cocaine, lustily kissing Miss Teen USA in public and sneaking men into their Trump Place apartment, sources tell the Daily News.

'IDOLS' FOR HIRE  —  TAKING REQUESTS: YOU NAME A TUNE, THEY NAME A PRICE  —  Call it Rent-an-Idol.  —  For the right price, "American Idol" castoffs, finalists and even champs will pay a visit to your wedding, Sweet 16 or bar mitzvah.  —  "The average going rate for an 'American Idol' finalist …

GALLO DOUBLES PRICE FOR SEX  —  SLEEPING with Vincent Gallo is getting to be a pricey proposition.  —  Last February, the outrageous actor-director offered to "fulfill the wish, dream, or fantasy of any naturally born female" for a "modest fee of $50,000 plus expenses."

Kingston Is...A Punk-Rocker!  —  Yes, Maddox rocked it first, but Gwen Stefani & Gavin Rossdale's son Kingston is just as adorable in his baby-mohawk!  Gwen and Kingston went out for a little shopping on Sunset before hitting the Ivy for some lunch.  The only thing more adorable than this pair would be if daddy Gavin had joined them!

Apprentice's Bill Rancic, E!'s Giuliana DePandi To Wed  —  Former Apprentice winner Bill Rancic popped the question to E! News anchor Giuliana DePandi Friday night - and she said yes.  —  "I thought I was dreaming," DePandi tells PEOPLE.  "It was the most amazing moment of my entire life.

Bottom Line: Well, whadda ya know?  It looks like you can teach an old underdog new tricks.  —  First 007 gets back to basics, now, 30 years after the Italian Stallion came out swinging, Sylvester Stallone has returned to Rocky's humble roots with an unplugged edition that emerges as one of this season's more pleasant surprises.

Donald to Miss USA: Go Back to Kentucky  —  Donald Trump has told hard-partying Miss USA Tara Connor to pack her bags and move out of her Trump Plaza apartment.  —  "She does not live here anymore," a doorman at the posh property tells the New York Post.  "She is not allowed on Trump property.

American Pie's Natasha Lyonne a Free Woman  —  Charges against American Pie star Natasha Lyonne were dropped on Friday when she turned herself in at a New York City court - answering to accusations that she threatened to sexually molest her former neighbor's dog.

Mary-Kate's Shocking Transformation  —  You know what???  —  We f**king love it!!!  —  Mary-Kate Olsen unveiled a daring new platinum do in Los Angeles over the weekend, and it is fierce Fierce FIERCE.  —  This is high fashion!  —  The stylish twin has also been refining her wardrobe/look …

Moments Like These  —  Our beloved Leona Lewis is the UK's reigning X Factor winner, and these are the final four performances that secured her the top spot on Saturday night.  —  Leona's vocal ability turned the classic All By Myself into a transcendental experience.  Click here to check it out.

Anna Nicole Smith Back in USA  —  ET breaks news that Anna Nicole returned to the States on Friday to meet with a federal mediator to determine her share of her late husband's estate.  —  Entertainment Tonight is reporting that ANNA NICOLE SMITH went to the Ninth Circuit Federal Courthouse …