POLE PULVERIZES LOHAN THIGHS  —  LINDSAY Lohan is suffering for her art - that is, suffering bruises from dancing on a stripper's pole to prepare for her role as a topless dancer in her new movie, "I Know Who Killed Me."  —  Lohan, 20, who sometimes forgets her underwear in real life …

The sound of motherhood is music to Stefani's ears  —  If you're not a fan of Broadway or Hollywood musicals, you might have heard Gwen Stefani's current single, Wind It Up, and wondered: What's up with the yodeling?  —  Those in the know immediately recognized the reference to The Lonely Goatherd, a song from The Sound of Music.

Celibate Paris declares 'sex is sacred'  —  Plus, Michael Jackson says sayonara to Tokyo appearance  —  Partying heiress Paris Hilton claims she's been celibate lately.  —  Hilton — who reportedly has been dumped by her panty-less best friend, Britney Spears — had declared …

Britney Booed, Boo-Hoos, Bails on Lakers  —  How the tide has turned - now it's Britney who's getting booed and K-Fed, or something like him, eliciting cheers.  —  The exhibitionist pop star was among the fans at last night's Lakers-Wizards game at L.A.'s Staples Center, attending with sister Jamie Lynn and agent Jason Trawick.

SHE'S BAAACK: ANNA NICOLE RETURNS TO U.S.A.!  —  Anna Nicole Smith, who's been hiding out in the Bahamas for several months, turned up in a San Francisco court Friday morning.  —  The former Playboy Playmate and current TrimSpa spokeswoman arrived at the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals …

Britney continues to ensure therapy for her kids  —  Her poor kids.  They better learn to fight at an early age or move to Tibet.  Once their classmates figure out who their mom is and google her, it's over.  Courteny Love's daughter, Francis Bean, needs to give these kids a call and give …

Aaron Carter Finds Love with Singer Kaci Brown  —  Aaron Carter is no stranger to falling in love fast.  —  After an impromptu marriage proposal in September to Kari Ann Peniche, his girlfriend of just a few days (they called it off six days later), the House of Carters star has been swept off his feet again.

Sunday Finale: Yul Kwon wins 'Survivor'  —  NEW YORK - His former competitors awarded Yul Kwon, the "godfather" of the CBS game "Survivor: Cook Islands," with the $1 million top prize Sunday in a classic finale that pitted brains vs. brawn.  —  Kwon, a management consultant …

Fired Editor's Remarks Said to Have Provoked Murdoch  —  Rupert Murdoch personally ordered the dismissal of Judith Regan, the publisher of a widely criticized O. J. Simpson book, after he heard reports of a heated conversation Ms. Regan had with a company lawyer on Friday that included comments …

Barneys for Ben & Jen  —  Jennifer Garner was spotted doing a bit of Christmas shopping yesterday afternoon at Barneys in Beverly Hills with hubby Ben Affleck and 1-year-old daughter Violet.  —  Ben recently spoke to USA Today about parenting: "I've never been very judicious about my own behavior …

Paris Going Greek With Wedding To Stavros  —  Los Angeles, CA (AHN) - Paris Hilton almost went through 2006 without getting engaged but the party loving socialite has reportedly confirmed wedding rumors.  —  According to Britain's Daily Star newspaper, Hilton has revealed that she will be marrying …

Olsen hair switcharoo finally complete  —  So sure, my first thought when seeing Mary Kate Olsen's new platinum blonde hair was that she looks like a child prostitute, but I kind of love it.  Yup, I'm twisted like that.  No, really, it's probably just because a brush clearly touched her hair in the process.

Ho Looks So Much Hotter Covered Up  —  Britney Spears actually covered her stuff up to join her sister Jamie Lynn Spears at a Lakers game last night.  Well, she covered herself up for a quick minute and then she let her wonky breasts come out to play.  She still looks inbred in the face I'm sorry to say.

Gulp!  Rihanna Is Only 18!!!  —  Most of you guys know that I have a little thing for Rihanna and the slut-wear she performs in (as seen here at Z100s Jingle Ball).  However, a reader just brought to my attention that Rihanna is only 18 years old.  Yikes!

Victoria Beckham To Play Alien Bride In Scientology Film  —  Victoria Beckham is reportedly set to star in Tom Cruise's new Scientology film.  The Spice Girl has apparently been lined up to play an alien bride in The Thetan - based on the bizarre sci-fi cult, which believes in alien life forms.

Matt Damon Wants The Bush Girls to go to War  —  It seems as if Matt and Angelina are opening up a lot these days while promoting their new movie.  While Angie is finally telling us about loving Brad, Matt is getting quite political.  I know some of you are over my Matt obsession but whenever …

INCOMPLETE PASS  —  BRIDGET Moynahan tried a "Hail Mary pass" last week to save her relationship with former fiancé Tom Brady, but it was too late; the New England Patriots quarterback was over it.  Moynahan flew down to Miami on Dec. 10 to host a Baume Mercier party at the Raleigh and to "keep an eye on Tom," said a spy.