POLE PULVERIZES LOHAN THIGHS  —  LINDSAY Lohan is suffering for her art - that is, suffering bruises from dancing on a stripper's pole to prepare for her role as a topless dancer in her new movie, "I Know Who Killed Me."  —  Lohan, 20, who sometimes forgets her underwear in real life …

Gwen Stefani 'Prays' for Another Baby  —  Gwen Stefani's got love (husband Gavin Rossdale), an angel (son Kingston, 6 months) and music (a new album, The Sweet Escape) - now all she needs is another baby.  —  "I pray that I can have another baby," Stefani, 37, tells USA Today.

Online vote says Spears worst dog owner  —  NEW YORK (AP) — When it comes to celebrity dog-parenting skills, Oprah Winfrey is tops and Britney Spears is the world's worst, according to an online vote by readers of two dog magazines.  —  "Britney was the overwhelming choice" …

Celibate Paris declares 'sex is sacred'  —  Plus, Michael Jackson says sayonara to Tokyo appearance  —  Partying heiress Paris Hilton claims she's been celibate lately.  —  Hilton — who reportedly has been dumped by her panty-less best friend, Britney Spears — had declared …

Britney Booed, Boo-Hoos, Bails on Lakers  —  How the tide has turned - now it's Britney who's getting booed and K-Fed, or something like him, eliciting cheers.  —  The exhibitionist pop star was among the fans at last night's Lakers-Wizards game at L.A.'s Staples Center, attending with sister Jamie Lynn and agent Jason Trawick.

Bridget Moynahan's Desperate Last Move  —  Oh girl, I really hate writing this, cause I hate to kick a sista when she's down.  But it's kind of my job.  According to Page Six of the New York Post, Bridget Moynhan made one last attempt last week to win back her ex-fiancé Tom Brady …

Papa Knowles, Troublemaker Extraordinaire  —  Rumors that Beyoncé Knowles' dissatisfaction with her role in "Dreamgirls," was the cause of a rift between her and co-star, Jennifer Hudson seem to be unfounded.  As it turns out, Matthew Knowles, (Beyoncé's father and manager) …

Martha Stewart Shares Her Prison She-Male Adventures With Howard Stern  —  Martha Stewart, 65, recently told Howard Stern, 52, that "girls that looked like boys" hit on her in prison and asked her out on lunch dates.  The doyenne of domesticity and former jailguest stopped …

SHE'S BAAACK: ANNA NICOLE RETURNS TO U.S.A.!  —  Anna Nicole Smith, who's been hiding out in the Bahamas for several months, turned up in a San Francisco court Friday morning.  —  The former Playboy Playmate and current TrimSpa spokeswoman arrived at the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals …

Aaron Carter Finds Love with Singer Kaci Brown  —  Aaron Carter is no stranger to falling in love fast.  —  After an impromptu marriage proposal in September to Kari Ann Peniche, his girlfriend of just a few days (they called it off six days later), the House of Carters star has been swept off his feet again.

Olsen hair switcharoo finally complete  —  So sure, my first thought when seeing Mary Kate Olsen's new platinum blonde hair was that she looks like a child prostitute, but I kind of love it.  Yup, I'm twisted like that.  No, really, it's probably just because a brush clearly touched her hair in the process.

Britney continues to ensure therapy for her kids  —  Her poor kids.  They better learn to fight at an early age or move to Tibet.  Once their classmates figure out who their mom is and google her, it's over.  Courteny Love's daughter, Francis Bean, needs to give these kids a call and give …

Sunday Finale: Yul Kwon wins 'Survivor'  —  NEW YORK - His former competitors awarded Yul Kwon, the "godfather" of the CBS game "Survivor: Cook Islands," with the $1 million top prize Sunday in a classic finale that pitted brains vs. brawn.  —  Kwon, a management consultant …

Gulp!  Rihanna Is Only 18!!!  —  Most of you guys know that I have a little thing for Rihanna and the slut-wear she performs in (as seen here at Z100s Jingle Ball).  However, a reader just brought to my attention that Rihanna is only 18 years old.  Yikes!

Barneys for Ben & Jen  —  Jennifer Garner was spotted doing a bit of Christmas shopping yesterday afternoon at Barneys in Beverly Hills with hubby Ben Affleck and 1-year-old daughter Violet.  —  Ben recently spoke to USA Today about parenting: "I've never been very judicious about my own behavior …

Fired Editor's Remarks Said to Have Provoked Murdoch  —  Rupert Murdoch personally ordered the dismissal of Judith Regan, the publisher of a widely criticized O. J. Simpson book, after he heard reports of a heated conversation Ms. Regan had with a company lawyer on Friday that included comments …

The Good Guy: Edward Norton  —  I  —  n The Painted Veil, adapted from the W. Somerset Maugham novel, Edward Norton plays a pent-up British doctor who attempts to stem a cholera outbreak in 1925 China—while struggling to punish the wife (Naomi Watts) he found in bed with Liev Schreiber.

Ho Looks So Much Hotter Covered Up  —  Britney Spears actually covered her stuff up to join her sister Jamie Lynn Spears at a Lakers game last night.  Well, she covered herself up for a quick minute and then she let her wonky breasts come out to play.  She still looks inbred in the face I'm sorry to say.