Tara Conner Is Out, I Want In  —  NEW YORK — Miss USA pageant owner Donald Trump prepared to announce reigning queen Tara Conner's fate in a press conference Tuesday, as reports of her alleged drug and alcohol abuse and indiscretions with men continued to surface.

Online vote says Spears worst dog owner  —  NEW YORK - When it comes to celebrity dog-parenting skills, Oprah Winfrey is tops and Britney Spears is the world's worst, according to an online vote by readers of two dog magazines.  —  "Britney was the overwhelming choice" …

Martha Stewart Shares Her Prison She-Male Adventures With Howard Stern  —  Martha Stewart, 65, recently told Howard Stern, 52, that "girls that looked like boys" hit on her in prison and asked her out on lunch dates.  The doyenne of domesticity and former jailguest stopped …

POLE PULVERIZES LOHAN THIGHS  —  LINDSAY Lohan is suffering for her art - that is, suffering bruises from dancing on a stripper's pole to prepare for her role as a topless dancer in her new movie, "I Know Who Killed Me."  —  Lohan, 20, who sometimes forgets her underwear in real life …

SHE'S BAAACK: ANNA NICOLE RETURNS TO U.S.A.!  —  Anna Nicole Smith, who's been hiding out in the Bahamas for several months, turned up in a San Francisco court Friday morning.  —  The former Playboy Playmate and current TrimSpa spokeswoman arrived at the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals …

Posh Spice Wants an Oscar  —  Katie Holmes thinks Victoria Beckham could be a major acting talent.  Bitch needs to wake up and borrow my Spice World DVD. … Katie Holmes Wants Posh To Act [Starpulse]  —  (Image source)

Aaron Carter Finds Love with Singer Kaci Brown  —  Aaron Carter is no stranger to falling in love fast.  —  After an impromptu marriage proposal in September to Kari Ann Peniche, his girlfriend of just a few days (they called it off six days later), the House of Carters star has been swept off his feet again.

Mamet renders his 'Verdict' on H'wood  —  'Hollywood is like cocaine," says David Mamet. "  You cannot understand its attraction until you are doing it.  And when you are doing it, you are insane.  Mamet hasn't quite kicked the habit.  The playwright, who won a Pulitzer for "Glengarry Glen Ross …

Madonna's Got Pheasant Hunters in Her Sights  —  Madonna's found a new cause to champion—banning pheasant hunting on her property.  From FemaleFirst.co.uk: … McCartney Blasts Madonna Over Pheasant Shooting.  [FemaleFirst.co.uk]  —  (Image source)

Britney Booed, Boo-Hoos, Bails on Lakers  —  How the tide has turned - now it's Britney who's getting booed and K-Fed, or something like him, eliciting cheers.  —  The exhibitionist pop star was among the fans at last night's Lakers-Wizards game at L.A.'s Staples Center, attending with sister Jamie Lynn and agent Jason Trawick.

50 Lost Movie Classics  —  From scenes of striking Mexican zinc workers to Burt Lancaster wandering through the city in his trunks, film history is rich with neglected masterpieces that have moved, inspired and disturbed us but somehow missed the commercial boat.

WHAT I'VE LEARNED: Katie Couric  —  It's a little harder than I thought it would be.  —  I felt a lot of pressure on Election Night.  Some people out there are rooting for me to fail.  But going in, I thought, I can do this, and when I finished, I thought, You know, I was right.  —  It's a job.

FUR REAL, DOG: Puff Daddy Coats Using Dog Fur?  —  Ladies and gentlemen, prepare to possibly throw out your winter jacket.  Because if you happen to be the proud owner of a Sean John puffy coat with "fur" trim, there's a slight chance that fur is actually made from the skin of a dog.

Ben's a Changed Man  —  Ben has changed quite a lot from his Bennifer days thanks to the new ladies in his life.  We're glad he has made this comeback and clearly grown up.  He admits he is very protective of Jen and Violet and doesn't want them to have to suffer because of his poor choices.

Britney continues to ensure therapy for her kids  —  Her poor kids.  They better learn to fight at an early age or move to Tibet.  Once their classmates figure out who their mom is and google her, it's over.  Courteny Love's daughter, Francis Bean, needs to give these kids a call and give …

Olsen hair switcharoo finally complete  —  So sure, my first thought when seeing Mary Kate Olsen's new platinum blonde hair was that she looks like a child prostitute, but I kind of love it.  Yup, I'm twisted like that.  No, really, it's probably just because a brush clearly touched her hair in the process.

Gwen Stefani 'Prays' for Another Baby  —  Gwen Stefani's got love (husband Gavin Rossdale), an angel (son Kingston, 6 months) and music (a new album, The Sweet Escape) - now all she needs is another baby.  —  "I pray that I can have another baby," Stefani, 37, tells USA Today.

Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, and Paris Hilton Top the Celebrity Viral Video List  —  As if it wasn't enough being the most searched for celebrity on Yahoo! (in no small part to those upskirt pics), Britney Spears also came out at #1 on ViralVideoChart.com's top ten list of the years most viewed celebrity web videos.

Gulp!  Rihanna Is Only 18!!!  —  Most of you guys know that I have a little thing for Rihanna and the slut-wear she performs in (as seen here at Z100s Jingle Ball).  However, a reader just brought to my attention that Rihanna is only 18 years old.  Yikes!