JOSH, SCARLETT COZY AGAIN  —  JOSH Hartnett showed up solo to a screening of "Children of Men" at Tribeca Cinemas on Monday, but he was checking his phone and sending text messages throughout the movie.  Was he sending love notes to longtime girlfriend Scarlett Johansson, who's now in L.A?

Teary Tara to keep her Tiara  —  Miss USA won't say she's an alcoholic, but vows to Donald she'll enter rehab  —  Miss USA Tara Conner kept her crown yesterday with a tearful apology to boss Donald Trump and a promise to go to rehab - even though the wild child insists she doesn't have a problem.

Eminem's Divorce Finalized - Again  —  Eminem (left); Kimberly Mathers.  —  Eminem and Kimberley Mathers are divorced - again, according to the Detroit Free Press.  —  The couple, who have been married to each other twice, reached an out-of-court settlement during a hearing at Macomb County Circuit Court on Tuesday.

LARA FLYNN BOYLE GETS HITCHED!  —  Jack Nicholson, you lost your big chance.  Lara Flynn Boyle is off the market!  The bony beauty got hitched to Donald Ray Thomas on Sunday Dec. 17 in a small ceremony in San Antonio, Texas.  —  "She said she was ecstatic," says a source.

Reid-emption!  —  In the celebrity equivalent of hell freezing over, Tara Reid got into Hyde last night.  —  It's a huge step for the famous party girl, who was immediately rejected the last time she hit the Hollywood club.  Now, the velvet rope has finally been lifted.

Did Britney cheat before K-Fed became Fed-Ex?  —  Plus, Rumors swirl about Sharon Stone's new (younger) leading man  —  Britney Spears and her sister Jamie Lynn Spears went to the Washington Wizards-Los Angeles Lakers game together on Dec. 17 in Los Angeles.  —  Slide show

Jen's Worst Fear Comes True  —  With Angelina Jolie on a PR blitz for her film The Good Shepherd (which included releasing a batch of family photos of her children with Brad Pitt), Jennifer Aniston is having to endure her ex's public joy with his happy new family.  And friends are worried.

SOUTHERN COMFORT  —  THOROUGHLY disgusted with both marriage and Hollywood, Oscar win ner Reese Witherspoon believes firmly in her Southern roots.  She has taken her children and moved to Charleston, S.C. Both kids are said to be in public school there.  —  BEFORE IT all ends …

Penn-ing an end to Bush saga  —  Sean Penn shocked even fellow liberals Monday night when he called for the impeachment of President Bush and Vice President Cheney — in the bluntest possible terms.  —  Recalling the Republican bid to oust President Bill Clinton from office, the Oscar winner said …

'Idol' plans a midseason bang  —  Event 'will blow America away'  —  "American Idol" executive producer Cecile Frot-Coutaz promises a big event midway through the coming season of the red-hot talent show - but she won't say what it is.  —  "If there's one thing that makes 'American Idol' so big …

Spoiler!  - If You're Expecting a Gift From Katie This Xmas, Close Your Eyes!  —  If your name is on Katie's shopping list this holiday season, there's a good chance you might be getting a gift near and dear to Katie's heart — shoes!  Girlfriend spent more than an hour shopping …

Paris Hilton: Before & After  —  I have a friend who says he can't see out of his left eye when he drinks — ya think that might be part of the reason behind Paris' wonky eye?  Here are some pix of Paris from Saturday, before she partied at Teddy's and after - notice the lazy eye …

J.R. Rotem Dips Into The Community Honey Pot  —  Now that Britney's one-time hook-up, J.R. Rotem has most recently been seen with the celebrity relationship equivalent of rented bowling shoes, I think it's safe to say that he and Britney are probably not going to be exchanging promise rings any time soon.

STONE AND SLATER HOOK-UP FOR THE HOLIDAYS  —  SHARON STONE and CHRISTIAN SLATER have confirmed rumours they're dating and now plan to spend Christmas (06) together.  The starry couple, who co-star in new movie BOBBY, sparked romance rumours when they attended a string of events together, but refused to confirm their relationship.

Avril Lavigne says your going to love her new album  —  Avril Lavigne has promised fans they are going to love her "fun" new album.  —  The Canadian singer has revealed the title of the LP will be 'The Best Dam Thing' and will be released in April, preceded by the single 'Girlfriend' which is due out in February.