Paris & Britney Split: Paris Calls Brit "The Animal"  —  They'll always have Vegas!  Paris Hilton and Britney Spears (who struck up an unlikely kinship in late November, following Spears' separation from hubby Kevin Federline, 28) are on the rocks, and it looks like Spears, 25, was the heartbreaker.

HOLIDAY HUNK FOR MARY-KATE  —  THE Olsen twins celebrated the holidays at Los Angeles hot spot Chateau Marmont, where Mary-Kate hit the scene without her boyfriend, Max Snow, and was spotted flirting with guys at the hotel.  Mary-Kate and her sister, Ashley, were partying with a couple …

Lindsay's Christmas Eve Party  —  Lindsay may be attending AA, but that didn't stop her from missing out on partying for Christmas Eve.  LL and Brittny Gastineau were spotted at Lotus in NYC on Sunday night, but supposedly Lindsay stayed away from the alcohol.  Star reports:

EXCLUSIVE: Adam Brody on Rachel, Mischa, etc.  —  I'm quivering with delight right now as I am proud to announce my very first EXCLUSIVE!  Word!  —  A Socialite's Life has a very reliable source who recently dined with Adam Brody (the occasion involved turkey, hint hint) and some hot info was passed around.

Leonardo DiCaprio thinks Orlando Bloom is lame  —  Leonardo DiCaprio is said to have no respect for the way Orland Bloom is handling his career.  DiCaprio supposedly sneers at Bloom's attempt to capitalize on his heartthrob status by taking roles as hot studs in all his latest films.

Angelina Jolie's In-Depth Interview  —  If you haven't already, you really need to read this Angelina Jolie interview published on Page G1 of the Dec. 22 issue of the Philippine Daily Inquirer.  It's one of the most in-depth looks into Angie's life... Here's an excerpt: … Read the full interview after the jump!

CELEBRITY INTERVIEW  —  Catching Up With...  Ryan Seacrest admits that when it comes to Dick Clark, he's a "little bit of a stalker."  The American Idol host says he's read every book and article about his mentor and adds "sometimes I'm afraid I scare him because I'm so overzealous."

Jessica Biel Bikini Pictures  —  This is Jessica Biel.  This is Jessica Biel in a Bikini.  Any Questions?  —  Seriously though, do yourself a favour and take a look at each of these Hi-res Jessica Biel bikini pictures (exclusively on Egotastic!), because what the hell else are we all on this planet for …

Official 'Fantastic Four 2′ Trailer!!  —  An official version of the Fantastic Four 2 trailer is finally up.  Lots and lots of screen capture goodness below of Jessica Alba, Chris Evans, and Ioan Gruffudd.  Unfortunately, no Julian McMahon but there's tons of Silver Surfer for you to enjoy (voiced by Doug Jones)!

Paris Hilton is a Teenage Millionaire  —  She might be a millionaire and she's definitely not a teenager anymore, but that's what her shirt says!  Paris dropped some of that inheritance yesterday at Lisa Kline and American Apparel on Robertson, in preparation for her New Year's trip to Australia …

Kim Kardashian Might Be a Porn Star  —  In a blind item over at The BV Buzz, Jawn Murray hints that Kim Kardashian might be in a soon to be released sex tape with Brandy's little brother, Ray-J: … Kim dumped Ray-J for Nick Cannon recently, so this sounds about right.

And So, We Soldier On  —  As all the jingle slowly seeps out of our bells we anxiously await something scintillating to sink our hungry teeth into ... until then, we'll just have to make do with what meager scraps of goss there is to be had.  The week between Xmas and New Year's is always …

I am - Pam Anderson Christmas Upskirt of the Day  —  Here are some Christmas pics of Pam Anderson showing her panties to the world, with a glass of champagne, which is pretty weak considering we've all seen her goods violated by Tommy Lee.  I don't know if these are recent pics or not …

Carrie Finds a Cute Cowboy  —  Carrie Underwood has had a huge year.  Winning awards left and right, losing a ton of weight and now she is ending the year with an adorable new boyfriend.  She is supposedly dating the cute Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo, you know, the guy Jessica Simpson was recently linked to.

Sandra Oh's Marriage Is Officially Over  —  Sandra Oh is officially single: The Grey's Anatomy star's marriage to Sideways writer-director Alexander Payne was terminated on Dec. 22, and they are now free to marry other people.  —  However, their divorce is not finalized …

Grindhouse Teaser Trailer is Here  —  Lina sent us the official teaser trailer for Grindhouse which is an exploitation double feature directed by Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino.  [Fuggie] Fergie is one of the stars of the movie, but I got over that as soon as sexy Rose McGowan with a machine gun for a leg appeared.