LOHAN BACK IN POLE POSITION  —  LINDSAY Lohan got down and dirty at Scores West for three hours early yesterday - jumping onstage to do a wild bump-and-grind, then ushering topless dancers into the bathroom to apologize for recently calling them all "whores."

Pam Anderson Starts Dating Again  —  Not that long after announcing her divorce from Kid Rock, Pam Anderson has decided to get back on the hunt for Mr. Right.  According to the New York Post's Page Six: … NO SECOND DATE [Page Six |  New York Post]  —  (Image source)

Rosie O'Donnell Compares Donald Trump to a 'Pimp'  —  The holiday truce between Rosie O'Donnell and Donald Trump has come to an abrupt end, with her comparing him to "a pimp" and him calling her "a degenerate."  —  The war of words exploded anew after O'Donnell posted a message on her blog on Wednesday …

Director Tim Burton's Ex Sues Him for Fraud  —  Director Tim Burton has been sued for fraud by his former lover, Lisa Marie, according to court documents obtained by PEOPLE.  —  In a suit filed Wednesday in Los Angeles Superior Court, Marie, who describes herself as an actress, model …

Bonaduce fights war on the home front  —  Danny Bonaduce got on the phone yesterday to discuss the latest round of his bizarre feud with 9/11 conspiracy theorists.  —  It started Dec. 7, when he granted a street interview to a video crew that happened on him by chance.

CARMEN & DAVE'S BI-ZARRE DIVORCE  —  Talk about irreconcilable differences!  Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro have apparently both gone gay since pulling the plug on their two-and-a-half-year marriage earlier this year.  —  Talk about irreconcilable differences!

O.J. ADDICTED TO OXYCONTIN  —  A deeply depressed O.J. Simpson has become addicted to the dangerous painkiller OxyContin, say sources.  —  Reeling from the sudden shelving of his controversial new book, the disgraced football star has plummeted into a hellhole of heavy boozing, drug abuse and insane jealousy.

Britney Ditched by Her Biggest Fan(site)  —  Britney Spears is losing the respect of even her most ardent fans - and now one of the Britster's most popular fan sites is shutting down.  —  WorldofBritney.com, a faithful and well-visited chronicler of all things Britney since 2000 …

CBS doesn't air special report on Ford  —  NEW YORK - Unlike its network rivals, CBS News did not break into its programming for a special report on former President Ford's death, instead running a printed "crawl" at the bottom of the screen with the news.  —  CBS said Wednesday …

NICOLE IS HALF AN INCH WIDER THAN MARY-KATE...  good evening everyone!  so yeah it's looking like mary-kate olsen is becoming too thin once again (she did a stint in rehab back in '04) it does suck for her to be splashed all over the tabloids but if the 'attention' does help to spotlight …

The Year In Busted!  —  This year there were an extraordinary number of celebs who were arrested for committing various crimes ... from the very popular DUI charge to weapons possessions charges to failure to pay child support to possession of a controlled substance ... this year celebs …

"Naked Boys" exposed in gay-themed movie  —  NEW YORK (Hollywood Reporter) - In the grand tradition of "Dreamgirls" and "Funny Girl," the long-running off-Broadway musical "Naked Boys Singing!" is coming to the big screen.  —  The bare posteriors of the 10-member cast are being preserved …

Former Miss Nevada a Dairy Queen  —  Look what we found!  Katie Rees, former Miss Nevada, was up to her old tricks ... this time at Tia's Mexican Restaurant in Tampa, Florida.  —  The revealing picture was taken in June, 2004 and has been posted on a website since June 30, 2004.

Deputy says he's focus of leak inquiry  —  James Mee says he's being harassed by officials probing release of the report on Mel Gibson's drunk driving arrest.  Officials deny it.  —  Six months after he arrested Mel Gibson on suspicion of drunk driving in Malibu, a Los Angeles County …

Britney Spears To Adopt?  —  Britney Spears wants to adopt a tsunami orphan.  The singer - who recently filed for divorce from Kevin Federline - fell for a four-year-old boy called Wang, from Bali, who lost his entire family in the 2004 Indian Ocean tragedy, after reading about his plight.