LOHAN BACK IN POLE POSITION  —  LINDSAY Lohan got down and dirty at Scores West for three hours early yesterday - jumping onstage to do a wild bump-and-grind, then ushering topless dancers into the bathroom to apologize for recently calling them all "whores."

Bonaduce fights war on the home front  —  Danny Bonaduce got on the phone yesterday to discuss the latest round of his bizarre feud with 9/11 conspiracy theorists.  —  It started Dec. 7, when he granted a street interview to a video crew that happened on him by chance.

Rosie O'Donnell Compares Donald Trump to a 'Pimp'  —  The holiday truce between Rosie O'Donnell and Donald Trump has come to an abrupt end, with her comparing him to "a pimp" and him calling her "a degenerate."  —  The war of words exploded anew after O'Donnell posted a message on her blog on Wednesday …

Director Tim Burton's Ex Sues Him for Fraud  —  Director Tim Burton has been sued for fraud by his former lover, Lisa Marie, according to court documents obtained by PEOPLE.  —  In a suit filed Wednesday in Los Angeles Superior Court, Marie, who describes herself as an actress, model …

Eva Longoria's Lessons in a Romance Language  —  Eva Longoria may not be a housewife, but she is desperate for her France-raised fiancé Tony Parker to improve her French skills.  —  "He's terrible.  He always wants to speak English," Longoria, 31, told PEOPLE Thursday while in London to open the annual Harrods Winter Sale.

Is Tara Reidy for Big Brother?  —  American Pie actress Tara Reid has been topping up her tan before her widely expected launch into the Celebrity Big Brother house next week.  —  Soaking up the sun on the celebrity haven of St Barts, Reid seemed to be completely over her fears of revealing …

Sly Stallone: 'Every Day Was an Advil Day' Doing Rocky  —  Against all odds, Sylvester Stallone is back in the ring at age 60 - and, perhaps even more astounding, Rocky Balboa, the sixth installment in his Rocky series, has gotten warm reviews.  —  But much has changed for both Stallone …

Britney Ditched by Her Biggest Fan(site)  —  Britney Spears is losing the respect of even her most ardent fans - and now one of the Britster's most popular fan sites is shutting down.  —  WorldofBritney.com, a faithful and well-visited chronicler of all things Britney since 2000 …

Clay Aiken: American A-Hole?  —  Clay Aiken's diva-like behavior has got one former fan pissed off.  The former "American Idol" star is being accused of booting a 15-year-old boy off of a concert line-up simply because he wasn't festive enough.  —  Joshua Willard won a North Carolina singing competition …

CARMEN & DAVE'S BI-ZARRE DIVORCE  —  Talk about irreconcilable differences!  Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro have apparently both gone gay since pulling the plug on their two-and-a-half-year marriage earlier this year.  —  Talk about irreconcilable differences!

O.J. ADDICTED TO OXYCONTIN  —  A deeply depressed O.J. Simpson has become addicted to the dangerous painkiller OxyContin, say sources.  —  Reeling from the sudden shelving of his controversial new book, the disgraced football star has plummeted into a hellhole of heavy boozing, drug abuse and insane jealousy.

NICOLE IS HALF AN INCH WIDER THAN MARY-KATE...  good evening everyone!  so yeah it's looking like mary-kate olsen is becoming too thin once again (she did a stint in rehab back in '04) it does suck for her to be splashed all over the tabloids but if the 'attention' does help to spotlight …

Victoria Beckham's nipples have minds of their own  —  Victoria Beckham and her wonky robo tits went to dinner with husband David last night in London.  What is going on with celebrities and their breasts?  Britney, Meg, and now Posh.  On a non-breast side note; David needs to put his foot down and stop letting Victoria dress him.

CBS doesn't air special report on Ford  —  NEW YORK - Unlike its network rivals, CBS News did not break into its programming for a special report on former President Ford's death, instead running a printed "crawl" at the bottom of the screen with the news.  —  CBS said Wednesday …

NO SECOND DATE  —  PAMELA Anderson had the dinner date from hell when her pal, "Hollywood Madam" Heidi Fleiss, set her up with wealthy playboy Steve Bing, who fathered a son with Elizabeth Hurley and another son with the wife of Kirk Kerkorian.  "He kept telling her she was beautiful …

The Year In Busted!  —  This year there were an extraordinary number of celebs who were arrested for committing various crimes ... from the very popular DUI charge to weapons possessions charges to failure to pay child support to possession of a controlled substance ... this year celebs …

Deputy says he's focus of leak inquiry  —  James Mee says he's being harassed by officials probing release of the report on Mel Gibson's drunk driving arrest.  Officials deny it.  —  Six months after he arrested Mel Gibson on suspicion of drunk driving in Malibu, a Los Angeles County …