Rep: No Thai Wedding for Kate Moss, Pete Doherty  —  Despite reports, Kate Moss and Pete Doherty did not marry in a Buddhist ceremony in Thailand, according to her publicist.  —  "Contrary to various entirely false media reports today, there has not been any kind of marriage ceremony in Thailand.

Oprah Winfrey's $40 Million Girls' School Opens  —  Oprah Winfrey's $40 million girls' school in South Africa opened its doors on Tuesday to 152 students handpicked by the media mogul.  —  The Oprah Winfrey Leadership Academy for Girls in Henly-on-Klip fulfills a promise she made six years ago …

EXCLUSIVE: Benji Madden, Sophie Monk Engaged  —  Good Charlotte's Benji Madden and Australian actress Sophie Monk are engaged, her rep tells PEOPLE exclusively.  —  "Benji proposed to Sophie in Australia on Christmas Eve with a Neil Lane diamond ring," says Monk's publicist, Kacey Spies.

Jessica and John joined at the lip  —  Ladies and gentlemen, we bring you: Simper.  —  John Mayer and Jessica Simpson rang in '07 "full-on making out" at the Hudson Hotel party thrown by Christina Aguilera.  It was the first public acknowledgment of a relationship they have been denying since August.

Matt Damon Goes Naked!  —  If you haven't watched The Good Shepherd yet, you've been missing out on Matt Damon in the buff.  During Matt's character's Skull and Bones initiation rite, we see him and other inductees being forced to mud wrestle each other while upperclassmen urinate on them from a balcony above.

Jessica Alba Bikini Pics: Nipples, Nude, and a Football  —  Well, the New Year bikini pictures continue to roll in, and once again we're graced with some great Jessica Alba bikini pictures.  I'm sure there's some gossip around here somewhere, but frankly, it'll just have to wait.

'BOOZY' BRITNEY FAINTS  —  COLLAPSES AT VEGAS PARTY GIG  —  Hard-partying pop tart Britney Spears collapsed at a Las Vegas nightclub New Year's Day after being spied knocking back champagne cocktails - but her reps insist the exhausted star was snoozing, not boozing.

Joe to Jess: You Bettah Work!  —  Pimp Daddy Joe Simpson is pissed that his paycheck, er, daughter Jessica, turned down a paying gig to party with John Mayer instead!  —  A source tells TMZ the family tiff started when Vegas' PURE nightclub contacted Joe to have Jess host a New Year's Eve party …

Eva Not Down With Strippers  —  In Touch Weekly informs us that Eva Longoria has banned anything wearing pasties from her fiance Tony Parker's bachelor party.

Brandon Davis Lets It All Hang Out  —  We apologize for posting the offending photos (hopefully you've fully digested your lunch), but it's kind of like watching a train wreck - you just have to look.

Couples Watch  —  Faith & Tim, Jessica & Cash, plus more of the latest scoop on star romance  —  • Faith Hill and husband Tim McGraw, gearing up for a family vacation at Nashville's Neptune Diving & Ski shop along with their three daughters, Gracie, 9, Maggie, 8 and Audrey, 5.

Ok, Are Cameron and Justin Finally Done?  —  Justin Timberlake and pizza-faced Cameron Diaz have been denying rumors that their sick relationship is done.  Well, they didn't help matters by spending their New Years apart.  Star Magazine reports that Justin was with his family at their home …

Anna Nicole Paternity Test — Deadline Set  —  The judge in the Anna Nicole Smith baby dispute has ordered Smith to complete all DNA testing no later than January 23rd.  —  Larry Birkhead, Smith's ex-boyfriend who claims to be Dannielynn's father, went to court last fall to ask …

Will Ferrell, Wife Have a Boy  —  Will Ferrell and his wife, Viveca Paulson, celebrated the New Year early - with the birth of their second son on Saturday, the actor's publicist has announced.  —  Mattias Ferrell was born just after 2 a.m. on Dec. 30, Matt Labov tells the Associated Press.

EXCLUSIVE: Jennifer Aniston and 'Friends' Ring In Nuevo Año in Cabo  —  David Arquette tries to hide Jennifer as they come out but our snapper was too quick for him...Gotcha Jen...nice dress...  David walked Courteney to the car and Court gave us a smile but Dark-ette was his usual shy, grumpy self...

Nick Lachey & Vanessa Minnillo Ring in New Year  —  The main attraction at the MTV's live New Year's Eve party in Times Square may have been the dropping of the ball, but for Nick Lachey and TRL host Vanessa Minnillo, the main focus seemed to be each other.  —  Just before midnight, the two …

Woody Welcomes The New Year in Miami  —  Woody Allen and his wife Soon-Yi Previn were spotted on the beaches of Miami earlier this weekend with their daughters Bechet, 8, and Manzie, 6 (both named after jazz musicians).  Woody, 71, and Soon-Yi, 36, were in South Florida because Woody was performing with his jazz band.

Paris Hilton is Cheaper than Cheap, also Dumber than Dumb  —  You would think that with all that money she makes by showing up to parties and red carpet events for fifteen minutes at a time (yes, celebrities get paid for that), Paris Hilton would be able to pick up a $10 tab, but it seems that isn't so.

Jessica Simpson & John Mayer's Cozy New York Weekend  —  Jessica Simpson and John Mayer are looking closer than ever after spending a whirlwind weekend in New York City.  —  The pair have dodged rumors of an off-and-on relationship for months, and they set tongues wagging again on New Year's Eve …