Oprah Winfrey opens school in S. Africa  —  JOHANNESBURG, South Africa - Oprah Winfrey opened a school Tuesday for disadvantaged girls, fulfilling a promise she made to former President Nelson Mandela six years ago and giving more than 150 students a chance for a better future.

Joe to Jess: You Bettah Work!  —  Pimp Daddy Joe Simpson is pissed that his paycheck, er, daughter Jessica, turned down a paying gig to party with John Mayer instead!  —  A source tells TMZ the family tiff started when Vegas' PURE nightclub contacted Joe to have Jess host a New Year's Eve party …

Will Ferrell, Wife Have a Boy  —  Will Ferrell and his wife, Viveca Paulson, celebrated the New Year early - with the birth of their second son on Saturday, the actor's publicist has announced.  —  Mattias Ferrell was born just after 2 a.m. on Dec. 30, Matt Labov tells the Associated Press.

Rep: No Thai Wedding for Kate Moss, Pete Doherty  —  Despite reports, Kate Moss and Pete Doherty did not marry in a Buddhist ceremony in Thailand, according to her publicist.  —  "Contrary to various entirely false media reports today, there has not been any kind of marriage ceremony in Thailand.

Finally, New Jessica Alba Bikini Ass Pics  —  I know I just posted some Jessica Alba bikini shots but, admittedly, they were kind of lame and really not up to Hollywood Tuna standards.  Here are some better ones.  Much much better ones... That's right, it's Jessica Alba, half-naked with her beautiful ass in the air!

EXCLUSIVE: Benji Madden, Sophie Monk Engaged  —  Good Charlotte's Benji Madden and Australian actress Sophie Monk are engaged, her rep tells PEOPLE exclusively.  —  "Benji proposed to Sophie in Australia on Christmas Eve with a Neil Lane diamond ring," says Monk's publicist, Kacey Spies.

Diddy's Looking for a Few Good Men  —  Diddy is looking for boys and lots of them.  Diddy is currently casting a superstar all-male group for the 4th season of Making the Band.  He has already turned Danity Kane into a somewhat successful girl-group and now he's giving back to the dudes.

Teri Garr Recovering from Brain Aneurysm  —  Actress Teri Garr, 62, is "recovering nicely" after undergoing surgery to treat a brain aneurysm, her rep tells PEOPLE.  —  "She's alert.  She's sitting up.  She's talking," says her rep. "The prognosis is very, very good."

Jessica Simpson & John Mayer's Cozy New York Weekend  —  Jessica Simpson and John Mayer are looking closer than ever after spending a whirlwind weekend in New York City.  —  The pair have dodged rumors of an off-and-on relationship for months, and they set tongues wagging again on New Year's Eve …

Eva Not Down With Strippers  —  In Touch Weekly informs us that Eva Longoria has banned anything wearing pasties from her fiance Tony Parker's bachelor party.

Brandon Davis Lets It All Hang Out  —  We apologize for posting the offending photos (hopefully you've fully digested your lunch), but it's kind of like watching a train wreck - you just have to look.

Jessica and John's New Year Kiss  —  Not to be outdone by Nick and Vanessa's very public NYE kiss, Jessica Simpson and John Mayer celebrated 2007 by "full-on making out" at the Hudson Hotel party thrown by Christina Aguilera.  This is the first public acknowledgment of their relationship.  Here's more:

Britney Spears's New Year's Resolution: 'To Take Care of Me'  —  In recent months, Britney Spears lost her baby weight, moved to a new house, got to work on her new album, and of course, filed for divorce from Kevin Federline - so what does she want to do in 2007?

Malawi father: How is my son doing with Madonna?  —  LILONGWE, Malawi (Reuters) — The father of a Malawian boy being adopted by pop diva Madonna wants to ask the American singer how his son is getting on, a newspaper reported on Tuesday.  —  "I don't have her phone and mailing addresses.

Woody Welcomes The New Year in Miami  —  Woody Allen and his wife Soon-Yi Previn were spotted on the beaches of Miami earlier this weekend with their daughters Bechet, 8, and Manzie, 6 (both named after jazz musicians).  Woody, 71, and Soon-Yi, 36, were in South Florida because Woody was performing with his jazz band.

Ricky Martin: "Celebrities Suck!"  —  Ricky Martin showed the world what he really thinks of celebrities walking around star-studded Miami Beach over New Years' weekend.  The singer was sporting a "CELEBRITIES SUCK" t-shirt.  No Ricky, that won't grab you even more attention...

Dieux Du Stade 2007 video  —  Three naked guys, specifically ruggers Jérôme Previtali, Lionel Gautherie and Pierre-Alain Nègre-Gauthier, posing nude together, swapping underwear, and in general behaving in a pretty gay manner.  —  Watch them in live, NSFW action after the jump!

Anna Nicole Paternity Test — Deadline Set  —  The judge in the Anna Nicole Smith baby dispute has ordered Smith to complete all DNA testing no later than January 23rd.  —  Larry Birkhead, Smith's ex-boyfriend who claims to be Dannielynn's father, went to court last fall to ask …

Rocky Likes Golf?  —  I didn't see the latest Rocky movie (but apparently plenty of you did, the movie's made around $50 million!), but somehow the image of Sly doing a daddy-daughter day at the golf course just doesn't gel with my memories of Rambo!  Regardless, it's cute to see him spending …