Blame John Mayer!  —  THAT is what happens after a night of much too much alcohol!  We were practically bedridden all day Monday and Tuesday.  —  On a brighter note: Jessica Simpson tastes like candy!  —  The blonde bombshell and her boyfriend, John Mayer, joined us at our favorite club in New York City …

WHITNEY AUCTIONS OFF UNDIES  —  GETTING into Whitney Houston's pants - as well as the superstar's bras and bustiers - will be a snap next week.  All you'll have to do is to open your checkbook and spend big.  —  The Grammy-winning diva is selling off hundreds of her famous stage outfits and accessories …

Is Britney Spears headed for rehab?  —  Plus: Did Pam Anderson ditch her New Year's date?  —  Is Britney Spears headed for rehab?  —  The "Oops, I Did It Again" singer reportedly checked into an exclusive spa "for some R&R" — and some are wondering if the a third "R" — rehab — is in store.

JUSTIN & CAMERON: HE SAYS, IT'S OVER  —  This Christmas season, Justin Timberlake spent his holiday at home in Tennessee, surrounded by his close-knit family, including mom (and onetime manager) Lynn, stepfather Paul Harness and his three younger half-brothers.

Tired?  It's a Brit hard to believe  —  BRITNEY SPEARS has a laughable excuse for her New Year's Eve "collapse", saying she was just "falling asleep."  —  The Sun told yesterday how the boozy Pop Princess had to be carried out of a Las Vegas club after a heavy night on the champers.

David's Father: I Don't Have Madonna's Number  —  The father of the 1-year-old Malawian boy Madonna is hoping to adopt says wants to ask the singer how his son is doing, according to Malawi's Daily Times newspaper.  —  "I don't have her phone and mailing addresses.

Britney Spears's New Year's Resolution: 'To Take Care of Me'  —  In recent months, Britney Spears lost her baby weight, moved to a new house, got to work on her new album, and of course, filed for divorce from Kevin Federline - so what does she want to do in 2007?

Demi Moore 'Most Definitely' Wants Kids with Ashton Kutcher  —  At 44, Demi Moore has three teenage daughters, a much-younger husband and a thriving comeback career - so you'd think she has her hands full.  But she wants more kids.  —  "Most definitely," she tells Vanity Fair when asked whether …

Kiss off a love scene  —  with Julia?  Denzel did  —  Denzel Washington once turned down a love scene with Julia Roberts out of loyalty to his female African-American fans, Allison Samuels reveals in her new book, "Off the Record" (Amistad).  —  Washington nixed the steamy segment …

Tobey & Jen's First Baby Pics!  —  It looks like parenthood agrees with actor Tobey Maguire and fiancée Jennifer Meyer, if these first photos of the couple with new daughter Ruby Sweetheart are any indication.  The Seabiscuit actor and Meyer, a successful jewelry designer …

Angelina Jolie and children featured in artwork  —  A devoted Angelina Jolie fan and artist, has created a picture of the mum with her three children; Maddox, 5 1/2, Zahara, almost 2, and Shiloh, 7 months.  Visit the site to read the explanation on the inspiration for each element of the creation.

'ANTI-GAY' MAC ATTACK AT MALL  —  S.I. SLUR BUST AT MCD'S  —  A wild-eyed Brooklyn man was busted at McDonald's for unleashing a McFury of homophobic slurs on a worker who would not serve him a McFlurry, law-enforcement sources said yesterday.  —  David Eisler, 19, of Gravesend …

Kevin Federline Hits On Lindsay  —  Kevin Federline doesn't waste time.  On December 22, less than a month after ex Britney Spears partied with Lindsay Lohan, the aspiring rapper, 28, texted the actress, 20, suggesting, "We should hang out."  —  But, as reported in the new issue of Us Weekly …

SIENNA MILLER TO START FASHION LABEL WITH HER SISTER  —  Twenty8Twelve will be backed by Pepe jeans founder  —  Sienna Miller is to launch a fashion label with her sister Savannah.  —  It will be called Twenty8Twelve and will be backed by Pepe Jeans owner Carlos Ortega.

Brandon Davis, Master of Reverse Psychology  —  First we catch Brandon Davis copping a self-feel, and now we catch him cracking wise about the size of his package - and he still manages to pull a pretty cute chick while on vacation in Hawaii?  I guess it goes to show you …

Teri Garr Recovering from Brain Aneurysm  —  Actress Teri Garr, 62, is "recovering nicely" after undergoing surgery to treat a brain aneurysm, her rep tells PEOPLE.  —  "She's alert.  She's sitting up.  She's talking," says her rep. "The prognosis is very, very good."

TRUMP WIFE'S NAUGHTY NAKED PAST  —  Nude photos of Donald Trump's wife Melania Trump appeared on the Internet today.  If you look at the face closely, you can tell it is her.  She has had plenty of work done on her nose, lips and face.  I wouldn't be surprised if Rosie O'Donnell was behind the posting of these pictures.

Kristin Cavallari's New Year's Resolution: Stop Swearing  —  Kristin Cavallari rang in 2007 with a kiss from boyfriend Nick Zano - and no cuss words - on her lips.  —  "My goal is to stop swearing," the Laguna Beach star, 19, told PEOPLE on New Year's Eve at the Miami nightclub Prive.

JEALOUS KID MISSES TARGET  —  KID Rock wanted to ring in the New Year with a fist to Tommy Lee's face - but he beat up a door at the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas, instead.  "Kid is divorcing Pam Anderson, but he heard [her ex] Tommy was hooking up with her, and got all riled up," our source said.