Drew & Fab Call It Quits  —  Actress Drew Barrymore may be on the cover of the latest Harper's Bazaar gushing about her boyfriend of five years, Fabrizio Moretti, 26, but Us Weekly has learned that the 31-year-old actress has ended her relationship with the Strokes drummer.

GAL PALS RALLY 'ROUND MANSON  —  DITA von Teese just separated from her husband Marilyn Manson two weeks ago, but there are already rumors about the shock-rocker's relationships with other women.  —  Von Teese left Manson over his hard drinking and wild partying.

Donald Hits Back After Barbara Dubs Him 'Pathetic'  —  Donald Trump is fuming.  —  The businessman fired (no pun intended) off an angry letter following this morning's "The View," which saw Barbara Walters dub him a "poor, pathetic man."  —  "Barbara Walters has taken the low road …

SALE DUDS NOT ALL WHITNEY'S  —  THE Irvington, N.J., warehouse owner behind the sale of Whitney Houston's stored belongings was Michael Fuchs, a former chief of Warner Music and before that, HBO - and sources say many of the items hawked did not even belong to Houston.

Mommy Brooke Shows Earth to Heaven!  —  Carrying balloons and leading an entourage, Brooke Burke was all smiles yesterday as she left St. John's Hospital in Santa Monica with her newborn baby girl, Heaven Rain Charvet.  —  Brooke's proud baby daddy, "Baywatch" hunk David Charvet …

Britney's stylist says 'don't blame me'  —  Plus: Lohan reportedly screams at 'Buffy's' sister  —  Britney Spears' stock has fallen so far that her stylist reportedly is trying to distance herself from the singer.  —  Britt Bardo, whose clients include the likes of Kate Hudson …

John Cusack: 'I Am Very Happy' for Jeremy Piven  —  John Cusack is speaking out about longtime pal Jeremy Piven, who hints in a new magazine article that his recent success on HBO's Entourage ruined their friendship.  —  Asked how Cusack handled his success, Piven tells the February issue of Best Life magazine, "No comment.

Dirty Dancy-ing Danes  —  Hugh Dancy, you saucy devil!  —  The handsome British actor is "the other man" in the Claire Danes/Billy Crudup breakup - although some might be surprised he hooked up with her and not him.  —  An eyewitness says Danes and Dancy got together Nov. 2, a month before the split with Billy.

'IDOL' ORACLE TRASHES DYLAN  —  IN a snub that will have Bob Dylan fans blowin' in the wind with rage, Simon Cowell has come out bashing the beloved folk legend as a dull singer who's not as talented as perky pop princess Kelly Clarkson.  "Do I prefer Kelly Clarkson's music to Bob Dylan's?  Yes.

HBO will drop in on West  —  HBO is developing a series from Larry Charles that will star rapper Kanye West, sources said.  —  The as-yet-untitled project is said to focus on a day in what is described as the crazy, hectic life of the Grammy-winning artist.

You've Seen The Nic-Joel Kung-Fu Video Now See The Amazing Pix!  —  Nicole Richie watches boyfriend Joel Madden do his Karate Kid impersonation in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico...

Eastwood takes another honor  —  NEW YORK — All hail Clint Eastwood.  —  The Oscar-winning director may have been overlooked by the Directors Guild of America on Tuesday, but he was in high spirits when he arrived at the National Board of Review's annual awards gala.

SIMON (THAT BASTARD!)  SAVED ME  —  PAULA LOVES/HATES HIM DEEPLY  —  AS rude as Simon Cowell may be to Paula Abdul on "American Idol," he helped save her two years ago during an alleged sex scandal, Paula told The Post.  —  "I have to be honest about Simon," Abdul said yesterday.

Orlando Goes Brokeback In Hawaii  —  I know the Brokeback references are a bit old now but since Orlando Bloom looks totally gay in these photos and he has a scar on his back from when he actually Broke his Back a few years ago I couldn't resist.  Orlando is seen here on Holiday in Hawaii with a 'friend'...gay or straight?

Robin Williams Wins 'Funny Male Star'  —  Funny man Robin Williams brought along his 17-year-old daughter Zelda Williams to the People's Choice Awards last night.  (She was named after Princess Zelda from the Legend of Zelda video game series because his son is a devoted fan.)

'I want to be Kelly Os-porn'  —  KELLY OSBOURNE has revealed how she wants to bare all - as a Playboy covergirl.  —  Rocker OZZY's 22-year-old daughter has slimmed from a size 14 to a striking size 10.  —  And she believes the iconic mag is the perfect place to show off her new trim figure.