TABLE MANNERS  —  WHILE Lindsay Lohan is off filming in Hollywood, her mom, Dina Lohan, is busy showing where Lindsay might have picked up her moves.  Dina, spotted in a "really short dress and boots," made some fellow diners at Kobe Club lose their appetites Wednesday night.

Cameron and Justin comfirm that they're done  —  Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake issued a joint statement confirming the demise of their relationship.  They said that there are "innacurate stories" about their breakup, that we're talking too much crap about them, and that Cameron's nose …

Heather Still Wants a Rock Star  —  Last year was not a good one for Heather Locklear, what with her husband taking up with her best friend Denise (sorry, that's former best friend).  Now there's rumors that Denise and Richie are going to tie the knot in a romantic Italian ceremony!

Jennifer Lopez: 'My Life Had Become Uncomfortable'  —  Jennifer Lopez's big clubbing and partying days are over.  —  Since marrying Marc Anthony and settling down, the actress-singer says she has purposefully decided to lead a quieter life - if not out of the spotlight, at least a little less in it.

James Brown Jr. Not in Papa's Will  —  RECOMMENDED (0)  —  Papa may have had a brand new bag.  What he didn't have was an updated last will and testament.  —  Attorneys representing James Brown's estate have said that the late singer's five-year-old son was not mentioned in his will …

REES TALKING TO PLAYBOY  —  WE may soon be seeing more of Katie Rees - who was fired last year as Miss Nevada after Donald Trump and the Miss USA team came across semi-nude pictures of her engaged in lesbian clinches with friends.  Spies say Rees is in talks to do a spread for Playboy after turning down …

These Sienna Miller Nude Sex Scenes Deserve an Oscar  —  From reshoots to Oscar talk, there's one part of Sienna Miller's new movie, Factory Girl that I've been really eager to see.  That part of course is the steamy, and raunchy Sienna Miller nude sex scene we told you about.

K-Fed Wants $50 Mil!  —  Britney went out yet again last night and hit up Cabana and Arena.  Looks like she bought some new clothes and we definitely like them better than her recent choices; however, she might need to start saving her money.  Evidently, her bad behavior is costing her more than just her comeback.

Gray sorry for blue show  —  Macy Gray was nearly arrested in Barbados Wednesday night — on a charge of potty mouth.  Bajans take cursing very seriously — in fact, public profanity is against the law.  —  Fans at the Barbados Jazz Festival, who'd been grooving to Gray hits like "I Try …

Britney Spears, Cleaning Up MySpace One Page At A Time  —  We recently shared with you the identity of Britney's loser du jour whose MySpace page revealed that Isaac Cohen clearly should be seen and not heard.  However, it seems that the scrutiny of the world was a little too much for him to bear …

X17 XCLUSIVE: Britney Makes Things Difficult For Haters  —  Holy cow, what's the exact opposite of a wardrobe malfunction?  We ran into Britney Spears last night and every fashion choice she'd made was working overtime!  Britney was rocking a new tan and a new pair of boots as she left Cabana en route …

ENQUIRER World Exclusive  —  LISTEN TO BOMBSHELL McCARTNEY TAPES!  —  Family charges abuse and cruelty  —  Paul McCartney abused his elderly father and his stepsister says he made sexual advances toward her — those are the outrageous claims of two of the former Beatle's family members …

Britney Plays Robin Hood to Homeless Man  —  The new year has put Britney Spears in a charitable mood.  —  The 25-year-old pop star had just withdrawn a large amount of cash from an ATM on Wednesday, and was stopped at the L.A. intersection of La Cienega Boulevard and Third Street when a homeless man approached her vehicle.

Jessica Alba Engaged To A Nobody?  —  Los Angeles, CA (AHN) - Men around the world may wail in disappointment and jealousy if the rumors that Jessica Alba is engaged turn out to be true.  The stunning "Sin City" star is dating first assistant director Cash Warren, who she met on the set of "The Fantastic Four."

PAULA ABDUL SUSPICIOUS INCOHERENCE PREVIEW!  —  There's no denying the inescapability of TV ratings juggernaut American Idol, which premieres Tuesday and now bills itself as the planet's ultimate star search.  Besides the high-stakes singing competition, however, it's Idol's other regular cliffhanger …

PEACE WITH STERN  —  ROSIE O'Donnell's war with Donald Trump continues to rage, but she's buried the hatchet with another longtime nemesis.  For years, O'Donnell and Howard Stern were at each others' throats, but the voluble "View" star is now gushing over the raucous Sirius shock jock …

Can Four Former Boy Band Stars Recapture Fame & Fortune?  —  During the '90s, boy bands reigned supreme and the likes of Backstreet Boys, N*SYNC, 98 Degrees and O'Town ruled the airwaves, spawning a legion of imitators that seemed to multiply unchecked.  As part of the boy band club …

Jessica Simpson's "Not a Penis" is Creeping Out John Mayer  —  The long rumoured relationship between Jessica Simpson and John Mayer has finally gone public, as the couple spent the New Year together.  But it looks like Mayer might be embarrased by his new love.

Paris & Nicky attending Golden Globes  —  Paris and Nicky Hilton were spotted at Kari Feinstein Golden Globes Suite yesterday.  Funny how Paris has to check herself out in the mirror before she can pose for more pictures.  These two shouldn't be allowed to attend the Golden Globe Awards …

IT'S JUST YOUR 'BASIC' TURKEY  —  CONGRATS to Sharon Stone: Her "comeback" flick, "Basic Insinct 2," has scored the Rotten Tomatoes Web site's Moldy Tomato Award for "Worst-Reviewed Movie of the Year."  Site founder Senh Duong told Page Six, "Sharon looked great for someone who's nearing 50 …