TABLE MANNERS  —  WHILE Lindsay Lohan is off filming in Hollywood, her mom, Dina Lohan, is busy showing where Lindsay might have picked up her moves.  Dina, spotted in a "really short dress and boots," made some fellow diners at Kobe Club lose their appetites Wednesday night.

Jennifer Lopez: 'My Life Had Become Uncomfortable'  —  Jennifer Lopez's big clubbing and partying days are over.  —  Since marrying Marc Anthony and settling down, the actress-singer says she has purposefully decided to lead a quieter life - if not out of the spotlight, at least a little less in it.

These Sienna Miller Nude Sex Scenes Deserve an Oscar  —  From reshoots to Oscar talk, there's one part of Sienna Miller's new movie, Factory Girl that I've been really eager to see.  That part of course is the steamy, and raunchy Sienna Miller nude sex scene we told you about.

Heather Still Wants a Rock Star  —  Last year was not a good one for Heather Locklear, what with her husband taking up with her best friend Denise (sorry, that's former best friend).  Now there's rumors that Denise and Richie are going to tie the knot in a romantic Italian ceremony!

REES TALKING TO PLAYBOY  —  WE may soon be seeing more of Katie Rees - who was fired last year as Miss Nevada after Donald Trump and the Miss USA team came across semi-nude pictures of her engaged in lesbian clinches with friends.  Spies say Rees is in talks to do a spread for Playboy after turning down …

Paula Abdul "I've Never Been Drunk in My Life!"  —  First of all, thanks to all of you who sent me this amazing video of Paula Abdul's interview with a Seattle TV station yesterday morning.  Since Paula claims she's never been drunk in her life, this is probably the first time we're seeing her drunk.

Madonna Calls Son a 'Champion Tantrum-Thrower'  —  Madonna got more than she bargained for when she adopted 1-year-old David from Malawi last year - but says she saw it as "saving a life."  —  "My social worker ... said, 'Good luck.  You're going to be making it up as you go along,' " …

PEACE WITH STERN  —  ROSIE O'Donnell's war with Donald Trump continues to rage, but she's buried the hatchet with another longtime nemesis.  For years, O'Donnell and Howard Stern were at each others' throats, but the voluble "View" star is now gushing over the raucous Sirius shock jock …

Britney Spears, Cleaning Up MySpace One Page At A Time  —  We recently shared with you the identity of Britney's loser du jour whose MySpace page revealed that Isaac Cohen clearly should be seen and not heard.  However, it seems that the scrutiny of the world was a little too much for him to bear …

Justin & Cameron: The Final Days  —  Although Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz announced on Thursday that they had ended their romantic relationship, signs of the split had been evident for weeks, PEOPLE reports in its latest issue.  —  During Monday's kickoff of Timberlake's 36-date …

X17 XCLUSIVE: Britney Makes Things Difficult For Haters  —  Holy cow, what's the exact opposite of a wardrobe malfunction?  We ran into Britney Spears last night and every fashion choice she'd made was working overtime!  Britney was rocking a new tan and a new pair of boots as she left …

Gray sorry for blue show  —  Macy Gray was nearly arrested in Barbados Wednesday night — on a charge of potty mouth.  Bajans take cursing very seriously — in fact, public profanity is against the law.  —  Fans at the Barbados Jazz Festival, who'd been grooving to Gray hits like "I Try …

Shar Jackson Defends Kevin's Parenting Skills  —  Kevin Federline will get through his divorce with Britney Spears and come out of it stronger, his ex, Shar Jackson, tells PEOPLE.  —  "He's a trooper," says Jackson, who has two children, Kori, 4, and Kaleb, 2, with Federline.

ENQUIRER World Exclusive  —  LISTEN TO BOMBSHELL McCARTNEY TAPES!  —  Family charges abuse and cruelty  —  Paul McCartney abused his elderly father and his stepsister says he made sexual advances toward her — those are the outrageous claims of two of the former Beatle's family members …

Jessica Alba Engaged To A Nobody?  —  Los Angeles, CA (AHN) - Men around the world may wail in disappointment and jealousy if the rumors that Jessica Alba is engaged turn out to be true.  The stunning "Sin City" star is dating first assistant director Cash Warren, who she met on the set of "The Fantastic Four."

Tara Reid has really excellent hair  —  Tara Reid showed up as a special guest to a cocktail party at Conrad Jupiters Magic Millions Carnival in Australia looking like she found a wig from a dumpster and threw it on.  My guess is she tried styling her hair by herself after a night of drinking and passed out halfway through.

Nip Slip Alert!  The CW Lets One By!  —  Oh glorious day!  A new nip slip for the New Year!  —  On last night's episode of Beauty and the Geek, a model posed nude for an art-themed competition, but when her robe dropped, one intrepid areola escaped the wrath of the network blur.

Xtina Makes Scents  —  RECOMMENDED (0)  —  Christina Aguilera is looking to be more than just a "Genie in a Bottle."  For starters, she's wondering what else she can fit in that bottle.  —  Joining a club that boasts A-listers ranging from Jennifer Lopez to Jessica Simpson …

Jessica Simpson's "Not a Penis" is Creeping Out John Mayer  —  The long rumoured relationship between Jessica Simpson and John Mayer has finally gone public, as the couple spent the New Year together.  But it looks like Mayer might be embarrased by his new love.

Lindsay, Cameron and Drew???  —  BFFs Drew and Cameron both just broke up with their long term boyfriends so we knew we'd see more of them together these days.  What we're shocked to see is these two single girls hanging out with LL.  The trio had a girls night out at Hyde this week.

Can Four Former Boy Band Stars Recapture Fame & Fortune?  —  During the '90s, boy bands reigned supreme and the likes of Backstreet Boys, N*SYNC, 98 Degrees and O'Town ruled the airwaves, spawning a legion of imitators that seemed to multiply unchecked.  As part of the boy band club …