Britney Spears's $40,000 Night in Vegas  —  Britney Spears and Isaac Cohen have taken their hookup to new heights: a Fantasy Tower suite at The Palms in Las Vegas.  —  Sources tell PEOPLE the couple stayed in the tower's $40,000-a-night, two-story Hugh Hefner Sky Villa on Saturday …

Paula Abdul Cancels Interviews After Appearing Drunk  —  Singer-turned-American Idol judge Paula Abdul called off all her interviews yesterday after clips of an earlier TV appearance appeared to show her drunk.  —  The video - in which Abdul slurs and bizarrely gesticulates …

O.J. book sez Nicole like 'banshee' - mag  —  DAILY NEWS WEST COAST BUREAU CHIEF  —  LOS ANGELES - O.J. Simpson's ex-wife charged him like "a banshee," and he then found himself "drenched in blood and holding a bloody knife," according to a hypothetical "confession" contained in his nixed tell-all book, Newsweek magazine says.

Is Anna Nicole using baby as cash cow?  —  Plus, Will Smith-Cameron Diaz on-screen pairing too racy for movie fans?  —  Anna Nicole Smith was ordered to bring her infant daughter to California for paternity tests sought by former boyfriend Larry Birkhead, who claims he is the father of the child.

JANICE GETS SWAG-FEST BOOT  —  ALTHOUGH the Golden Globes don't have official goody bags this year due to the IRS, it hasn't stopped graft suites from popping up all over L.A. But even at the freebie emporiums, a modicum of decorum is expected - as Janice Dickinson found out Friday afternoon.

Tom Cruise is The New Dear Abby  —  Page Six reports that David Beckham sought advice from Tom Cruise before signing with the L.A. Galaxy.

'TRL' looks to be D.O.A.  —  Is time up for "TRL"?  An insider says MTV could soon bring the ax down on its signature countdown show because nobody watches it.  —  "The ratings are at an all-time low, around 300,000 viewers," says the source.  "The show is going to be canceled and rebranded."

ANGELINA'S NEW CLOTHES  —  SHE may act like a saint, but Angelina Jolie is every bit the celebrity diva.  After signing a very lucrative contract with St. John, the mother of three is obligated to wear the designer's duds to all major red-carpet events.  However, it seems she hasn't been thrilled …

The Critics' Choice Are All Sunshine and Dreamgirls  —  Award show season is in full swing and at Friday night's 12th annual Critics' Choice Awards in Santa Monica, Little Miss Sunshine and Dreamgirls were the big winners.  Both films scored 4 awards, and the adorable Abigail Breslin won for best young actress.

Madonna and Angelina in the mother of all catfights  —  For Hollywood's right-on set, the gala premiere this week of a documentary about the plight of Sudanese tribesmen was the highlight of the socially-conscious calendar.  As Nicole Kidman and fellow actor Edward Norton mingled with the A-list crowd …

Spot The Lesbian  —  [Thanks to Brianne for the pics.]

Britney Takes Sean Preston to the Park  —  It just keeps getting worse!  —  Such an eyesore.  —  Her unbrushed hair is sticking up all over, and it looks like she slept in her extensions.  —  The mismatched outfit, chewed nails, hairy legs..  —  What's with the pouty expression lately?

GYLLENHAAL SHOWCASES SINGING SKILLS  —  JAKE GYLLENHALL showed off his singing skills on US comedy show SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE at the weekend (13JAN07) when he donned a dress and belted out a classic from the DREAMGIRLS soundtrack.  The hunky actor opted to sing YOU'RE GONNA LOVE ME in a floor-length gown …