DAVID BECKHAM - SCIENTOLOGY COVERBOY?  —  of course i'm ecstatic at the news this coming august david beckham will be moving to los angeles with wife victoria (who i grew to adore over '06) i never watched soccer before (i'm so not a sports person) but i think i might actually have to get some tickets …

Britney Spears's $40,000 Night in Vegas  —  Britney Spears and Isaac Cohen have taken their hookup to new heights: a Fantasy Tower suite at The Palms in Las Vegas.  —  Sources tell PEOPLE the couple stayed in the tower's $40,000-a-night, two-story Hugh Hefner Sky Villa on Saturday …

Is Anna Nicole using baby as cash cow?  —  Plus, Will Smith-Cameron Diaz on-screen pairing too racy for movie fans?  —  Anna Nicole Smith was ordered to bring her infant daughter to California for paternity tests sought by former boyfriend Larry Birkhead, who claims he is the father of the child.

New couple alert?  —  I hope this is not for real: These pictures are of Whitney Houston and R&B singer Ray J. leaving Maestro's Steakhouse together.  Witnesses reportedly saw the two of them getting very cozy while enjoying drinks after dinner.  Ray J (25) is 18-years younger than Whitney …

Pre-party crowd goes Globe-al  —  HBO's reigning pre-Golden Globes party brought out the Hollywood heavy hitters Saturday night.  —  A merry Heath Ledger lip-synced to "Lady Marmalade" standing next to Forest Whitaker standing next to Chris Rock.  The Olsen twins came early …

ANGELINA'S NEW CLOTHES  —  SHE may act like a saint, but Angelina Jolie is every bit the celebrity diva.  After signing a very lucrative contract with St. John, the mother of three is obligated to wear the designer's duds to all major red-carpet events.  However, it seems she hasn't been thrilled …

Celebs Lining up to See Beckham  —  Starpulse reports that Beckham's already making soccer hot in L.A. as the celebs are snatching up tickets. … Cuz' I'm sure J.Lo's gonna be up in the stands with the rest of the peasants.  Armed with an emory board, and making sure her security staff beats …

Top Bollywood stars put end to rumors, get engaged  —  MUMBAI (Reuters) - Two of India's biggest cinema stars — Abhishek Bachchan and former Miss World Aishwarya Rai — got engaged at a private ceremony, ending fevered speculation about their relationship, their families said on Monday.

Ugly Betty turns Project Runway with designer challenge  —  Ugly Betty is playing Project Runway with its design-inclined viewers.  Between now and January 28th, you can submit a dress design to be used on an episode of the show.  If you impress Betty's costume designer Eduardo Castro and the cast …

Ex-playmate reveals nasty details of Hugh Hefner's sex sessions  —  An ex Playmate has self-published a book about what goes on at the bizarre sex sessions at the Playboy mansion.  She says that if you're a hot nobody and want to get into Playboy without riding the then 78 year-old Hugh …

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Angelina Jolie & Madonna Catfight Part of a Lesbian Triangle?  —  Jenny Shimizu has kept her one-time lesbian affair with Angelina Jolie in the press long after it ended with some fantastic claims.  The former CK One model went strong at Jolie mate Brad Pitt claiming that there was no way that Angelina …

JANICE GETS SWAG-FEST BOOT  —  ALTHOUGH the Golden Globes don't have official goody bags this year due to the IRS, it hasn't stopped graft suites from popping up all over L.A. But even at the freebie emporiums, a modicum of decorum is expected - as Janice Dickinson found out Friday afternoon.

24 Is The Bomb!  —  Before we get to the day's business, I want to take a moment to remind y'all that today is Martin Luther King, Jr. Day:  —  Hopefully y'all will take some time today to reflect on what this day means and will be able to contribute something for the betterment of other people.

Another Beauty Queen Bites the Dust  —  It has not been a good year for beauty queens.  First, reigning Miss USA Tara Conner got called to The Donald's office and sent to rehab for a few "indiscretions," then Miss Nevada Katie Rees' crown was yanked after steamy photos of her surfaced on TMZ.

Tara's Hourly Rate is $297  —  Sure, Tara Reid is looking better, but is she really $100K per two week long stint in Australia to promote a horse race better?  Uh, that breaks down to a little under $300 an hour (oh, you know she was working the long hours, too)...for Tara Reid.

24th Annual AVN Awards Show Pictures  —  Forget about the Golden Globes, the AVN Awards are much more exciting.  Who really cares about A-list celebrities when hundreds of porn stars are in one room together, battling it out for sex slut supremacy?  With categories like Best Blow Job Scene …

At Least We're Not Writing About Michael Jackson Raping A Baby Elephant, Right?  —  That's the thing with Michael Jackson news.  You really have to just think about the most outlandish, ridiculous possible scenarious that you could conceivably be reporting about the pigmentally-challenged pop star …