64th Golden Globe Awards Mega Picture Post Part 1  —  Well, another lackluster award show has come and gone.  The 64th Annual Golden Globe Awards have already been forgotten, and we've moved on to not caring about the Oscars.  —  Sure, there were a few funny moments: Justin Timberlake's impression …

INTIMATE DATE  —  NEW couple alert: Renée Zellweger is cruising on a "90210" cast member.  The "Miss Potter" star went out with Luke Perry Thursday night.  Seated at an intimate table at the Sunset Tower hotel's Tower Bar restaurant, they were "definitely on a date," said our L.A. spy.

Why is Britney so camera-shy with Jayden?  —  Plus: Madonna now has a full-time spiritual advisor  —  Where is Jayden James Federline?  —  Four months after Britney Spears and Kevin Federline's second son was born, celeb watchers are wondering why no pics of the tyke have been released.

Brit's NFL ad gone in a flash  —  Looks like Britney Spears has crotch-flashed her way out of the Super Bowl.  —  Among the celebrity business being brokered while everyone is in L.A. for the Golden Globes is casting for an all-star NFL Network promo to air during the Feb. 4 football finale.

FEARLESS FLYER  —  NO wonder Lindsay Lohan wasn't impressed with record producer Scott Storch's diamond gifts over New Year's - she found a guy with a jet.  She's seeing "Girls Gone Wild" impresario Joe Francis.  Friends of Lohan say Francis was with her when she went to the hospital …

Naomi Campbell pleads guilty to assault  —  NEW YORK - Supermodel Naomi Campbell pleaded guilty to misdemeanor assault on Tuesday for hitting her maid with a cell phone over a pair of missing jeans.  —  "I threw a cell phone in the apartment.  The cell phone hit Anna," Campbell said during her appearance in Manhattan Criminal Court.

Katherine Heigl Lashes Out At Co-Star Over Homophobic Slur  —  "Grey's Anatomy" star Katherine Heigl is taking a stand against her "Grey's" co-star Isaiah Washington after he used a homophobic slur in the Golden Globes press room on Monday night.  —  "I am not okay with it," …

Paula Abdul Explains Her Bizarre Behavior  —  Paula Abdul says the reason her behavior seemed so bizarre during a TV appearance last week was because of an audio snafu during a live interview to promote the new season of American Idol.  —  Appearing on The Tonight Show on Monday …

Maddox Better Get Ready for His First Mardi Gras  —  Angelina and Brad have settled on a new place to prepare their kids' cereal (in case you missed that jubilant display of personality on last night's red carpet, click here)—the Big Easy.  That's right, Mr. and Mrs. Smith themselves …

Vanessa Williams' Weave "Ecstatic" Over Ugly Betty Globes  —  Sure, honey, you're part of the ensemble cast that makes Ugly Betty a huge show for ABC.  But it was about five seconds ago that you were one of the stars of South Beach, a show that will go down in short-lived history as being a cheap Miami knock-off of Sex and the City.

Not a Jolie good night  —  Who put the bee in Angelina's bonnet - or, should we say, in her helmet hair?  —  The good shepherdess looked positively peeved on the red carpet alongside life partner Brad Pitt.  In fact, rather than an earth mother out to save all the world's orphans …

Does David Beckham Have Acting Plans?  —  Of the 13 teams in Major League Soccer, Giorgio Armani thinks he knows why David Beckham chose the Los Angeles Galaxy: because Hollywood is a stone's throw away.  —  "If (reports that Beckham's deal is worth $250 million) are true, then he has done the right thing.

Keith Urban Out of Rehab  —  Keith Urban has been officially released from the rehabilitation facility where he was being treated for an alcohol addiction, his rep confirms to PEOPLE.  —  The country singer and his wife, actress Nicole Kidman, were spotted out Monday night at the private CAA Golden Globes after-party in Los Angeles.

The Jake Gyllenhaal Spandex Skit That Never Was  —  While the gays were treated to a Brokeback Mountain-slash-Dreamgirls send-off during this weekend's Saturday Night Live, we're told a skit that the homo-inclined audience would've enjoyed much more never got off the ground.

Brad and Angelina On The Red Carpet  —  What started off as a dull interview where Angelina looked like she wanted nothing to do with it, ended up being another discussion about their fun, fabulous, family life.  This time we hear breakfast is more like a bowl of cereal than omelets.

Jen Aniston, Courteney Cox to Reunite on TV  —  Former Friends costars Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox are going to share the small screen once again - but this time the pals will play rivals on Cox's new FX drama, Dirt.  —  Aniston will appear on the show's March 27 finale as Tina Harrod …

McConaughey's Wet & Wild Makeout Night  —  Matthew McConaughey definitely isn't taking his time in Australia lightly.  The sweaty playboy has been seen getting hot and heavy with numerous girls since heading to Queensland to film his latest movie, "Fool's Gold."

PARTY ANIMALS RULE H'WOOD  —  LOS Angeles was one big party town on the eve of the Golden Globes.  Orlando Bloom was a very happy birthday boy as he celebrated his big 3-0 at Teddy's Saturday night, because he had Penelope Cruz by his side.  —  "She was never further than arm's length from Orlando …

Fallout, Boy!  —  First things first ... let's get the Britney Spears stuff out of the way first, as usual, before we get to the more pressing matters ... with all the new TV that we're being bombarded with PLUS the Awards Season frenzy getting kicked into high gear — there is a lot of shizz to get thru.