Lindsay Lohan does grumpy drugs in the bathroom  —  Lindsay Lohan spent 20 long minutes monopolizing the bathroom at Hollywood club Les Deux, pissing off all the women waiting in the growing line outside.  When she finally emerged she wanted to know who yelled expletives at her, and she shot back at them without apologizing:

Katherine Heigl Lashes Out At Co-Star Over Homophobic Slur  —  "Grey's Anatomy" star Katherine Heigl is taking a stand against her "Grey's" co-star Isaiah Washington after he used a homophobic slur in the Golden Globes press room on Monday night.  —  "I am not okay with it," …

Keith Urban Out of Rehab  —  Keith Urban has been officially released from the rehabilitation facility where he was being treated for an alcohol addiction, his rep confirms to PEOPLE.  —  The country singer and his wife, actress Nicole Kidman, were spotted out Monday night at the private CAA Golden Globes after-party in Los Angeles.

BRAD AND ANGELINA TALK TO E!'S RYAN SEACREST ON RED CARPET  —  Brad and Angelina made one of their rare appearances at an event, speaking to E!'s Ryan Seacrest on the red carpet at the Golden Globes:  —  Ryan: How important was the making of Babel?  —  Brad: The message.

DJ and Mandy- It's On!  —  Singer/actress Mandy Moore and club spinner DJ AM are all smiles as they leave a restaurant in Beverly Hills, Ca.  Notice that they both drive Toyota Prius Hybrids...awwwww Too Cute!  No nickname for this pairing yet but how's about DJ-MM?  Still taking suggestions though...

McConaughey's Wet & Wild Makeout Night  —  Matthew McConaughey definitely isn't taking his time in Australia lightly.  The sweaty playboy has been seen getting hot and heavy with numerous girls since heading to Queensland to film his latest movie, "Fool's Gold."

K-Fed Joins the Ranks of MC Hammer and Fabio  —  Although you won't be seeing Britney's face during the Super Bowl halftime show, her soon to be ex-husband Kevin Federline is set to star in his own commercial.  —  Nationwide Insurance has hired Federline to star in one of their ads …

Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, Jennifer Lopez, Marc Anthony, And Victoria Beckham All Fit In The Same Damn Car!  Cuz The Other One Broke Down!  —  It seems like the A-list don't like to share there space with anyone but A-listers!  If you could smell the different self named brands of perfume in that car!

Will New Orleans be the Big Easy for Brangelina?  —  Hollywood's favorite nomadic couple is finally settling down - far away from Tinseltown.  Angelina Jolie tells Us Weekly that she and Brad Pitt have moved their three children, Maddox,5, Zahara, 2, and 7-month-old Shiloh, to New Orleans.

Naomi Campbell pleads guilty  —  Naomi Campbell pleaded guilty to misdemeanor assault today for hitting her maid with a cell phone over a pair of missing jeans.  She's been sentenced to pay $363 in medical expenses, do five days of community service, and attend a two-day anger management program.

You Know It's Bad When People Think You're a Bigger Mess Than Paris Hilton  —  Paris Hilton has been given a job that Britney Spears was considered for.  Paris has been given a spot in an ad for the NFL that will air during the Superbowl.  Britney was in consideration to star in the ad …

Jessica Simpson Has a Penis  —  We mentioned this video yesterday.  Well, here it is.  "Crank Yankers" is back with new episodes starting Feb. 9 @ 10 pm on MTV2.  Mark you calendars!  Here is the direct link to the video.

Salma Hayek Hates Weak Men, Seeks One With 'More Balls' Than She Has  —  Salma Hayek has appealed for "a man that has more balls than me" to whisk her off her feet.  The actress, who has previously dated Edward Norton, is frustrated men keep falling below her high standards because they're insecure.

The 'Race' is on, all-star style  —  Old favorites face new challenges  —  The Amazing Race is back with its first all-star edition as 11 teams of competitors go on their second world trek.  —  CBS' three-time Emmy winner returns Feb. 18 (Sundays, 8 ET/PT) with teams from seven of its 10 seasons, to be unveiled today.

Paula Abdul Explains Her Bizarre Behavior  —  Paula Abdul says the reason her behavior seemed so bizarre during a TV appearance last week was because of an audio snafu during a live interview to promote the new season of American Idol.  —  Appearing on The Tonight Show on Monday …

Hugh Hefner to Challenge The Laws of Nature  —  Gross.  SG Knox reports that Hugh Hefner is looking to impregnate one of his Playmates with some 80-year-old DNA.  God help us.

Vanessa Williams' Weave "Ecstatic" Over Ugly Betty Globes  —  Sure, honey, you're part of the ensemble cast that makes Ugly Betty a huge show for ABC.  But it was about five seconds ago that you were one of the stars of South Beach, a show that will go down in short-lived history as being a cheap Miami knock-off of Sex and the City.

Trump Honored With Hollywood Star  —  Despite all of the hoopla surrounding the Trump-Rosie feud, Donald Trump received his star earlier today on the Hollywood Walk of Fame on Hollywood Boulevard in Hollywood, Calif. Accompanying Trump, 60, after he was honored with the 2,327th star was his wife Melania …