ABC Calls Isaiah's Slur 'Unacceptable'  —  Grey's Anatomy actor Isaiah Washington's recent comments to the press about his gay costar T.R. Knight "are unacceptable and are being addressed," ABC said in a statement Thursday.  —  "We have a long standing policy to create and maintain respectful workplaces …

EXCLUSIVE: La Lohan Checks Into Wonderland  —  Party-girl Lindsay Lohan checks into Wonderland rehab facility in Hollywood Hills, Ca.  Lohan arrived to the hillside retreat with a friend and brought a Jamba Juice and a bag full of snacks.  Let's all wish Lindsay a speedy recovery!

Daniel Craig Trying to Land Sienna Miller  —  Liz Smith reports that hottest 007 ever Daniel Craig is trying to land Sienna Miller to be the next Bond girl.  And to milk his cows.  Seriously, did you see the outfit she had on the other night?  What the hell was that?

Franco romance still dead,  —  Lohan off to Wonderland  —  Was Lindsey Lohan driven to drink by her unrequited feelings for James Franco?  —  What's not to love about Lindsey?  Apparently James Franco is immune to her charms.  —  Who's a better kisser, Tara Reid or Mia Kirshner?

Clint Eastwood's Face On An Upward Decline  —  At the Golden Globe Awards Clint Eastwood showed some serious signs of plastic surgery.  It looks like he's spent a fist full of dollars ironing-out his trademark squinty eyes and rough face that have filled the screen with a quiet steadfast passion for many decades.

EYE FIX BACKFIRES ON CELEBUTARD  —  WHEN Paris Hilton decided to turn her brown eyes blue with tinted contacts, she might have hurt her already suffering eye lids.  According to a Beverly Hills source, Hilton stopped by a plastic surgeon's office with sis ter Nicky earlier this week, seeking to "fix her drooping left eyelid."

Cameron's Hurt, Moves Fast, Picks up Surfer  —  TMZ reports that Cameron Diaz, probably still flustered after terrifying Jessica Biel and stalking Timberlake and his Moms at the Golden Globes, screwed to Hawaii and got busy. … Ok, ok, they're old friends.  Or old f*ckbuddies.  Whatever.

America the Beautiful Recognized by Congress  —  America Ferrera is hot, and even Congress thinks so. … Awesome.  I think America needs her own goddamn day - "America Ferrera Day".  We'd all have unibrows and bad wigs and then rip them off to reveal the hotness beneath.  I need to stop drinking during the day.

Fergie And Josh Duhamel Engaged?  —  Fergie is trying to keep her engagement a secret by hiding her ring in her handbag when she's out in public.  The singer accepted boyfriend Josh Duhamel's wedding proposal just before Christmas, according to reports, but she doesn't want to make the happy news public until …

Just Like K-Fed  —  Britney's new buttboy loves the SWAG as well.  Isaac Cohen stops by the Ed Hardy store in Los Angeles on Wednesday and walked out without his dignity.  —  We're starting to miss K-Fed.  —  What has this world come to????  —  [Images for use on PerezHilton.com courtesy of our pals at Celebrity Babylon.]

Seacrest Simpers: "Angelina was mean to me!"  —  Doing absolutely his best to remain relevant and in the news, Ryan Seacrest lashed out at Angelina Jolie on his L.A.-based radio show Wednesday morning for not fawning all over him during their interview prior to the Golden Globes on Monday night.

Rumorz: Rose McGowan is a Coke Whore?  —  After I posted these unflattering pictures of Rose McGowan at the Golden Globes, a reader sent me in a little tip.  Now this may or may not be true!  It's just rumor right now.  JUST RUMOR.  MIGHT BE LIES.  DIRTY LIES. … I mean who in Hollyweird ISN'T a coke fiend?

In Case You Care What Adrianne Curry Has To Say About Lindsay Lohan  —  Excuse the curses and grammar issues.  This is straight off of Adrianne Curry's MySpace Page.  And yes, I added her as a friend.  —  Am I the only one that gets pissed the f^%$ off when I see under age hollywood drinking all night at clubs?

Britney Spears Gets Back to Work  —  Britney Spears may have spent one wild weekend in Las Vegas with new beau Isaac Cohen, but come Wednesday night, she was back to work.  —  After a half-hour break to fuel up with pals at the Hollywood eatery Hamburger Mary's, the singer, 25 …

Six Feet Under's Lauren Ambrose Has a Boy  —  Lauren Ambrose of Six Feet Under and her husband Sam Handel welcomed their first child, son Orson Handel, on Tuesday in New York.  —  "The family is very happy, the baby is happy and Lauren is doing great," a friend of the couple's says.

Jessica Simpson's Breasts are a Disability  —  Jessica Simpson's life is full of problems, and one, or rather two of the biggest problems used to be Jessica Simpson's breats.  According to PR Inside, the busty singer says that her breasts kept her from becoming a gospel singer when she was younger because they made her look too sexy.