'Idol' Judge Says She's Healthy and Sober  —  Paula Abdul, the "American Idol" judge whose strange behavior in recent televised interviews has been the subject of widespread speculation, said Saturday that she was healthy and sober and had not been under the influence of drugs while working to promote the show.

NO REBOUNDS FOR VAUGHN  —  My Spies in London spotted Invincible VINCE VAUGHN having a bang-up time during the holidays, old chaps - obviously shedding no tears over his breakup with JENNIFER ANISTON.  Descending from his suite at London's swanky Dorchester hotel, Vince was all smiles as he escorted not one …

LL Goes To AA Meeting  —  Party-girl Lindsay Lohan leaves rehab to attend an AA Meeting in West Hollywood, Ca...

Naomi heads to Brazil for a spell  —  What a ... witch.  Naomi Campbell sought spiritual solace with a leader of the Candomblé religion in Brazil on Thursday, a day after being sentenced in Manhattan Criminal Court for chucking a jewel-encrusted Blackberry at her maid's head.

Pam goes postal over stamp  —  'Baywatch' babe doesn't think Colonel Sanders should be honored  —  Pamela Anderson has gone postal over a stamp.  —  The former "Baywatch" babe has written an angry letter to the Postmaster General, blasting KFC's request to put the bearded image of the founder of the fast-food chain on a stamp.

Gisele Bundchen Blames Models' Families for Anorexia  —  The fashion industry isn't to blame for anorexia among young models - families are, Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bundchen said Friday.  —  "I never suffered this problem because I had a very strong family base," Bundchen, 26 …

Hollywood Royalty  —  Only one actor at our Oscar Roundtable really played a monarch.  (Unless a zany tyrant counts.)  But they all ruled in their 2006 films, and they certainly know how to hold an audience.  —  Security was tight.  For the first time, NEWSWEEK'S annual roundtable was held in public …

Brit's in and out of love  —  C'mon, Britney - make up your mind!  —  Britney Spears told paparazzi she's no longer dating L.A. model Isaac Cohen, though the ink was barely dry on tabloid stories declaring their love.  —  A Gatecrasher mole was present when she said, "We're not together anymore, by the way."

I am - Mena Suvari Topless Beach of the Day  —  Here's a little Mena Suvari topless beach action, if showing off your nipple constitutes being a topless beach.  I mean in all reality I fills a bra better than she does.  I am convinced that if I went to the local public pool they would ask …

BIRTH A LOONEY LABOR OF LOVE  —  IT was a wild scene at the hospital when Courtney Love gave birth to her and Kurt Cobain's only child, Frances Bean, an upcoming tell-all reveals.  —  In "Nirvana - The Biography," author Everett True describes how Cobain and Love both ended …

"Dancing With the Stars" Cast Revealed!  —  TMZ has exclusively learned the names of several celebs set to do the cha cha cha on the new season of "Dancing With the Stars."  —  Country crooner Billy Ray Cyrus (that's "Hannah Montana's" dad for you tweeners), former "90210" …

Knightley sues over illness claim  —  Actress Keira Knightley has begun legal action against a newspaper publisher over suggestions she has lied about having an eating disorder.  —  The Daily Mail published a photograph of the 21-year-old on a beach, with remarks about her weight, in an article about a girl who had died of anorexia.

Josh Duhamel Dons Speedo  —  Las Vegas hunk Josh Duhamel got skimpy and donned a mighty fine UGLY speedo on this past Friday's episode ("Wagers of Sin").  Watch the speedo-clad Josh Duhamel video below; more screencaps after the jump!  —  Josh Duhamel rocks it out in a speedo on Friday's Las Vegas.

Anatomy of an Insult: ABC Is Stung by an Actor's Anti-Gay Slurs  —  Executives at ABC and its parent, Disney, are mulling the future of the actor Isaiah Washington, a star of the hit series "Grey's Anatomy," after Mr. Washington last week publicly used an anti-gay slur for the second …

Beckham 'iIWon't Live In Neverland'.  —  Beckham 'I Won't Live In Neverland'.  —  VICTORIA BECKHAM has reportedly told MICHAEL JACKSON to beat it - after the pop legend wanted the former SPICE GIRL to buy his Neverland ranch as part of her high profile move to America.

Exclusive!  CW Stars Defend Isaiah Washington  —  It seems everyone in Hollywood has been talking about the Isaiah Washington F-word scandal this week.  And let me tell you, the Television Critics Press Tour in Pasadena has been no exception, with reporters, publicists and actors alike weighing …

Eva Longoria's Almost Naked Arena Photo Shoot  —  Here are new pictures of Eva Longoria in Arena Magazine.  Usually, I don't have many nice things to say about Eva, however she does look pretty hot in this spread.  Luckily for her, the Photoshop wizards at Arena did a fantastic job …

Golden Globes boost box office fortunes  —  LOS ANGELES - The dance flick "Stomp the Yard" retained its top spot at the box office for a second week, but a handful of small films were boosted by their success at the Golden Globes.  —  The Fox Searchlight film "The Last King of Scotland" …

Jessica Biel's Ass.  In a Bikini.  On a Boat.  Perfect.  —  This is Jessica Biel.  This is Jessica Biel's ass.  This is Jessica Biel's ass in a bikini.  This is Jessica Biel's ass in a bikini on a boat.  Any questions?  —  Okay, that joke is getting old, but what the hell, it makes me happy.