'Idol' judges say they're no crueler now  —  PASADENA, Calif. - "American Idol" judges Simon Cowell, Randy Jackson and Paula Abdul say they're no crueler than usual this year, and that people who audition should know what they're going to get.  —  "If you don't want to hear that, don't show up …

Pam goes postal over stamp  —  'Baywatch' babe doesn't think Colonel Sanders should be honored  —  Pamela Anderson has gone postal over a stamp.  —  The former "Baywatch" babe has written an angry letter to the Postmaster General, blasting KFC's request to put the bearded image of the founder of the fast-food chain on a stamp.

Beckham 'iIWon't Live In Neverland'.  —  Beckham 'I Won't Live In Neverland'.  —  VICTORIA BECKHAM has reportedly told MICHAEL JACKSON to beat it - after the pop legend wanted the former SPICE GIRL to buy his Neverland ranch as part of her high profile move to America.

Brit's in and out of love  —  C'mon, Britney - make up your mind!  —  Britney Spears told paparazzi she's no longer dating L.A. model Isaac Cohen, though the ink was barely dry on tabloid stories declaring their love.  —  A Gatecrasher mole was present when she said, "We're not together anymore, by the way."

Justin Timberlake 'Courts' Alyssa Milano, Eva Longoria  —  Justin Timberlake proved he's got game early Saturday morning when he shot some after-hours hoops with Alyssa Milano and Eva Longoria.  —  After his Friday night concert at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas, Timberlake, 25 …

Josh Duhamel Dons Speedo  —  Las Vegas hunk Josh Duhamel got skimpy and donned a mighty fine UGLY speedo on this past Friday's episode ("Wagers of Sin").  Watch the speedo-clad Josh Duhamel video below; more screencaps after the jump!  —  Josh Duhamel rocks it out in a speedo on Friday's Las Vegas.

JUST ASKING  —  WHICH Hollywood talent agency may be spying on its clients?  Guests who attend the agency's functions swear they're being bugged so the firm can keep tabs on which rival agents might be trying to poach them . . . WHICH shaggy-haired rocker with a perky pop-star girlfriend …

Britney Spears Splits Up With Latest Boyfriend  —  Britney Spears has split from new boyfriend Isaac Cohen, three weeks after the pair began dating.  The singer and Cohen, both 25, were first seen together powerboating on January 2 off the coast of Marina del Rey, California and recently returned from a lavish weekend in Las Vegas.

Naomi heads to Brazil for a spell  —  What a ... witch.  Naomi Campbell sought spiritual solace with a leader of the Candomblé religion in Brazil on Thursday, a day after being sentenced in Manhattan Criminal Court for chucking a jewel-encrusted Blackberry at her maid's head.

DiCaprio: I'm not a 'piece of cute meat'  —  NEW YORK - Leonardo DiCaprio wanted to give up acting for a time after the hit movie "Titanic."  —  DiCaprio was back to being considered a "another piece of cute meat" after the 1997 film's spectacular box office success, an image he had wanted …

Eva Longoria's Almost Naked Arena Photo Shoot  —  Here are new pictures of Eva Longoria in Arena Magazine.  Usually, I don't have many nice things to say about Eva, however she does look pretty hot in this spread.  Luckily for her, the Photoshop wizards at Arena did a fantastic job …

Reporter's got arresting story  —  Heidi Klum and Seal  —  WCBS 2 reporter Brendan Keefe landed in the Daily News on Friday after he was arrested for cussing out cops while covering a broken water main in Queens.  —  You'd think he might have known better.

Knightley sues over illness claim  —  Actress Keira Knightley has begun legal action against a newspaper publisher over suggestions she has lied about having an eating disorder.  —  The Daily Mail published a photograph of the 21-year-old on a beach, with remarks about her weight, in an article about a girl who had died of anorexia.

How dry I am!  —  Tara's rehabbed and rested  —  Hard-partying Miss USA Tara Conner checked out of a rehab clinic yesterday and headed back to her Trump Place apartment - clean, sober and ready to reclaim her tiara.  —  The 21-year-old spent a month drying out at the Caron Foundation …

Mena Suvari's Topless Beach Pictures  —  I haven't heard much about Mena Suvari in the last while.  I don't even know if she's still making movies or even working.  However, I do know she doesn't mind being topless in front of the cameras.  Here she's just chillin' at the beach with her little boobies out for everyone to see.

Croc hunter's daughter hits NYC stage  —  NEW YORK - The media-savvy 8-year-old daughter of the late "Crocodile Hunter" Steve Irwin is doing her bit to promote her native Australia, adding music to her prowess with animals.  —  Bindi Irwin appeared on stage Saturday as part …