Pal Says Lindsay Lohan Is Happy in Rehab  —  Since checking into the pampering Wonderland Center addiction-treatment facility last week, Lindsay Lohan has been keeping a low profile - and loving it.  —  "She's been sending text messages from rehab saying she's the happiest she has ever been," a pal tells PEOPLE in its new issue.

MIAMI NICE  —  JESSICA Simpson and John Mayer's dates may be more fun for the paparazzi than for the couple.  Spies at Nobu in South Beach told Page Six that, despite the ruckus caused by their entrance, the two barely spoke on their Tuesday night date.  "John was extremely quiet and didn't speak a lot …

NO BUYERS FOR DAKOTA FANNING RAPE MOVIE  —  "Hounddog," the simply awful movie in which 12-year-old Dakota Fanning's character is raped, has no buyers.  —  "No one wants it after the terrible reviews," one distributor told me, just as we were sitting down to see another disaster, J.P. Schaefer's "Chapter 27."

ON-SET ROMANCE  —  ANNE Heche has left hubby Coley Lafoon for her "Men in Trees" co-star James Tupper, "Entertainment Tonight" reports.  A rep for Heche confirmed to Page Six that she and Lafoon, who have a son, have separated, but would not say whether she's seeing Tupper.

Owen back in picture for Kate  —  It's on again!  —  Owen Wilson has been rekindling his romance with Kate Hudson this week in Australia, according to a close source.  —  Hudson is Down Under filming "Fool's Gold" with Matthew McConaughey in the tropical state of Queensland.

Tom Brady & Gisele Bundchen: New Couple?  —  New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady won't be getting another Super Bowl ring this year, but he does have Gisele Bundchen to cheer him up.  —  Brady, 29, whose Patriots were knocked out of the NFL playoffs this weekend, and Bundchen, 26 …

Longoria's man 'Desperate' to wed on 7-7-07  —  Plus: Is money keeping the Duchess from 'Dancing With the Stars'?  —  MSNBC  —  Eva Longoria and Tony Parker are hoping that the number seven will bring them luck.  —  The "Desperate Housewives" star got engaged to the San Antonio Spurs guard …

THE SEXUAL LIFE OF SCOTT BAIO  —  What's a guy to do when he's "dated and made love to some of the most desirable, beautiful starlets in Hollywood" but still can't find love?  If you're Scott Baio, you find two co-writers to package up your pinhead thoughts and try to sell a book.

Jennifer Garner: I Dropped My Ring Down Drain  —  Jennifer Garner has made a TV confession to husband Ben Affleck: She nearly lost a diamond ring he gave her after their daughter Violet was born.  —  Garner, 34, dropped the ring on Monday when she was getting dressed up for the premiere of her new film …

Penelope Cruz Bikini Pics  —  Celebrity bikini month continues with these rather nice Penelope Cruz bikini pictures.  Penelope is down in St. Tropez with, surprisingly, fashion designer John Galiano.  —  I never knew they were friends, but then again, why would I?

COVER STORY: Tyra Banks Speaks Out About Her Weight  —  On her hit show America's Next Top Model, Tyra Banks has always stressed the importance of body confidence - but it still hurt when tabloids ran an unflattering photo of her in a bathing suit under headlines that screamed, "America's Next Top Waddle" and "Tyra Porkchop."

Jake: Finding a Good Woman Is Job One  —  Now that big sister Maggie is a mom, Jake Gyllenhaal admits he's been thinking about when he might have kids himself.  But first things first - he'll need to find the right woman.  —  "I'm definitely thinking about (children)," the 26-year-old actor tells GQ in its February issue.

U.S. restaurants blast Kevin Federline TV ad  —  NEW YORK (Reuters) - A leading restaurant association has called for the cancellation of a TV commercial featuring Britney Spears' estranged husband, Kevin Federline, as a failed rap star working in a fast-food eatery.

ANGRY JEN: BEST 'FRIEND' COURTENEY IS A TRAITOR  —  Don't tell Jennifer Aniston to forgive and forget!  The angry actress branded her former "Friends" co-star Courteney Cox a traitor after Courteney made nice with her ex Brad Pitt and her arch nemesis Angelina Jolie.

And Van Halen Will Rock  —  RECOMMENDED (0)  —  It turns out David Lee Roth was right.  Not about fashion sense or talk radio, mind you, but about the inevitability of a Van Halen reunion.  —  The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame-bound band—Roth included—is now thisclose to inking a deal …

War over baby David  —  Over dinner recently at her £10 million London townhouse, Madonna opened her heart to a gathering of trusted friends.  "I haven't been this hated since I brought out my Sex book back in the early Nineties," she tearfully confided.  "What have I done to deserve this?"