'DEVASTATED' HEIRHEAD AND EX WILL SUE  —  Paris Hilton is taking up with a former flame in a fight to get their smut off the Web.  —  The celebutard and "Girls Gone Wild" creator Joe Francis have amassed a pit-bull legal team to attack the creators of parisexposed. com …

Tara Conner: I'm an Alcoholic  —  Miss USA Tara Conner is "a completely different person" since going through rehab, she tells PEOPLE in an exclusive interview.  —  "My life has completely changed," she said Friday.  "I'm a completely different person out of rehab.  Before I entered rehab I hardly knew who I was.

Sienna Miller Admits the Obvious  —  In the Big Book of Obvious Statements, Sienna Miller's latest confession is definitely in the first chapter.  In a recent interview, Sienna admitted that pretty much the only reason she is famous is because of her relationship with Jude Law, reports This is London.

Katie Holmes Sounds Off  —  Katie Holmes was spotted leaving CAA Studios after doing some voice work late yesterday afternoon.  Creative Audio Associates (CAA) studios handles music and sound for TV and film.  Images via KatieHolmes.com.

'The Office' Celebrates its First Wedding  —  New promo pics for The Office episode "Phyllis's Wedding."  How happy does Phyllis look?!  (Yes, that's Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.)  —  Here's a brief synopsis from NBC: Phyllis regrets giving Michael an important job at her wedding after several embarrassing moments.

George Clooney Denies Having Date with Pam Anderson  —  George Clooney is shooting down reports that he's having a romance with former Baywatch star Pamela Anderson - dashing the dreams of gossip watchers everywhere.  —  "I worked with Pam seven years ago and haven't seen her since," …

Sorry Situation  —  With Isaiah Washington's apology, the Official Entertainment Remorse Machine has kicked in — and nothing is solved  —  For a while, Isaiah Washington was actually going to get away with it.  I'm talking about how things felt before the Official Entertainment Remorse Machine kicked …

When You Wish Upon A Star  —  Walt Disney Parks has just released a few photos, shot by Annie Leibovitz, of celebrities portraying some of their most iconic characters ... well, some of their most iconic human characters (thus far, there are no Mickey or Minnie Mouse portrayals).

Lohan Not Making Any Friends in Wonderland Rehab  —  It looks like Lindsay isn't making any friends while she's been staying at Wonderland being treated for her addictions.  In fact, other residents of the facility are totally ticked that Linds seems to be getting preferential treatment.

Sharon Stone "forgets" her bra  —  Sharon Stone was spotted leaving The Ivy without her bra on, which is the equivalent of wearing a big sign around her neck that says "Look at me!  I want attention!"  I mean yeah, people will look at you, but they'll also look at a naked clown walking into Chuck E. Cheese's.

Gwen Stefani is Not a Fan of Fur  —  Gwen Stefani wants to make one thing clear - she's not a fur fan.  There seemed to be some confusion on her fur stance after a pro-fur website listed Stefani as pro-fur. … It couldn't have been anymore clear than that.

If There's Tail to be Had, Justin Timberlake's Getting it  —  Cameron Diaz is currently flying her ass to Park City, Utah.  With an cleaver.  US Weekly has the scoop. … And I seriously doubt she was out there to watch Tara Reid's drunk ass fall in a snowbank.  Jessica better lock her doors and watch her s**t.

Rachel McAdams Should Have Looked Again  —  Rachel McAdams is a big star, so she must have a mirror or some friends.  Friends who would've helped her get ready for the Giorgio Armani fashion show.  She's normally hot, but this is a mess.  All she's missing is bandages on her wrists and her poetry journal.

BBC to seek 'real' Harry Potter  —  The BBC is to launch a reality series which will follow a group of children learning magic at a Harry Potter-style boarding school.  —  The Sorcerer's Apprentice, which will air later this year, will show the children learning card tricks, Latin spells and illusions.

The Duff Is Dating!  —  It's so great to see a smile on Hilary's face.  She's getting past the break-up and moving on with life, at least that is what she told Ryan Seacrest on his radio show yesterday.  Hilary also confessed that she has no hard feelings against Joel and that there wasn't even a reason for their split.

Madonna and Family Hit the Red Carpet  —  Well, minus the new one.  So are the rumors of trouble in Madonna's clan just idle gossip, or are the Ritchie's just putting on a good front?  Regardless, Guy, Lourdes and Rocco joined Madonna for the UK premiere of "Arthur And The Invisibles."

The Spanish Don't Appreciate DiCaprio's Tardiness or His Pissy Attitude  —  His Highness Johnny Appleseed of the Pussy Posse got booed for being late to a photo call in Spain, and then split early.  WAH!  Wow, people are getting on my last nerve today.  Maybe cause it's Friday after an emotional, tiring week?