'FACTORY' FALLACY FOOLS SNOOZE  —  SIENNA Miller is upset by a Daily News report saying she and Hayden Christensen had actual sexual intercourse while filming a love scene in "Factory Girl."  A reporter for the sad tabloid approached the British actress as she was standing next to her parents …

Police: Lane Garrison Drunk, on Drugs in Fatal Crash  —  Prison Break actor Lane Garrison had cocaine and more than twice the legal blood alcohol level in his system after a fatal car crash last month and should be charged with felony vehicular manslaughter, police said Wednesday.

Jennifer Hudson Calls American Idol Abusive  —  Jennifer Hudson has won Golden Globe and SAG awards - and is up for an Oscar - for her role in Dreamgirls - despite what she describes as an abusive experience on American Idol.  —  "On American Idol, you go through this mental thing; you've got to get yourself back together.

Courtney Gets Punked by Idol Imposter  —  American Idol won't be getting out a fourth judge's chair any time soon.  —  Rocker Courtney Love claimed yesterday that Idol executive producer Nigel Lythgoe called her office last week asking whether she would be interested in sitting in as a judge on the hit FOX show.

Lohan Just Wants Some McSex  —  Rehab isn't getting rid of Lindsay Lohan's appetite for hot guys.  —  Usmagazine.com has learned that Lohan, 20, who entered L.A.'s Wonderland rehab center on Jan. 18 to treat her addiction issues, has been sending bachelor-about-town Brody Jenner, 23, sexy text messages for the last couple weeks.

ANGELINA'S MOTHER'S DEATHBED WISH: MARRY BRAD!  —  Angelina Jolie was by her beloved mother Marcheline Bertrand's side at Los Angeles' Cedars-Sinai Medical Center on Jan. 27, as the former actress faced the final hours of her seven-year battle with ovarian cancer.

Reese and Ryan Reunited?  —  Sorry Reese and Ryan fans but the separated couple are still just that- dunzo!  But they are at least civil enough to each other to show up to daughter Ava's school play (she played a kangaroo!)  Our sources tell us that Reese and Ryan said nary a word to each …

Lohan's Dad Reaches Out To Her  —  He Says In Hand Written Letter That He's Proud Of Lindsay  —  (CBS) Lindsay Lohan's father, Michael, reached out to his daughter in a letter obtained by In Touch magazine.  In the hand-written letter, dated Jan. 18, he writes that he's proud of Lindsay …

Britney's Nipples Love a Deal  —  Britney Spears wore her most elegant outfit out to shop at Target with her friend on January 29th.  Brit purchased some good for her kids.  She obviously didn't purchase a bra, shampoo or laundry soap.  My eyes don't have one safe place to sit.

Jessica Biel & Justin Timberlake: Special Friends  —  Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel have been spotted chilling, flirting and snowboarding lately - but don't peg them as a new couple just yet, sources say in the new issue of PEOPLE.  —  Earlier this month, Timberlake invited Biel …

Rowdy Rod not wearing it well  —  Rod Stewart will rock Madison Square Garden for three nights this month, but the boozy Brit has also been performing in Brooklyn - "Full Monty"-style.  —  "Rod got totally drunk two New Year's Eves ago at the River Cafe in DUMBO and exposed himself," laughs an insider.

Radar Sneak Peek: These Guys Are Poison  —  Radar Magazine is back, and from the looks of it, the third time might just be the charm for the smart-alec (or at least that's what my mom would call it) gossip-y rag.  I'm here to bring you a sneak peek of the premiere issue of attempt tres—a list of the most Toxic Bachelors around.

Britney Needs To Go Potty, Y'All!  —  Britney headed out to Vegas Tuesday night and she had to make four pit stops on the way — and not for gas!  I mean, not to get gas for her car ... Anyway check out this video 'cause it's classic Britney.  This girl is beyond generous with us …

EXCLUSIVE: WATCH OUR JOSH VIDEO AND READ ABOUT HIS PAIN  —  JOSH'S PAIN OVER SCARLETT SPLIT  —  HUNKY Josh Hartnett has opened his heart for the first time to 3am about his split from Scarlett Johansson.  —  In an exclusive interview, the chiselled star admitted that their break-up last year was "really painful".

Carmen Electra Sex Tape!!!  —  Psyche!  —  Carmen Electra is the latest celebrity to star in her own sex tape.  But I'm sorry guys - this one is just part of a movie.  The ex-Baywatch pin-up plays a 'porn legend' in new Brit flick I Want Candy.  —  Source

Follow Your  —  Apparently Kevin Federline got a few days vacation from the fry cooker to get away for a quick trip to NYC this week ... here is a picture of The Federline tryin' to be as fly can be as he leaves Butter nightclub early Tuesday morn:  —  I'm not exactly sure where he got …

Posh bans size zero models  —  VICTORIA BECKHAM is showing zero tolerance for ultra-thin models — and has banned them from promoting her fashion label.  —  Yes, that's right.  Size zero Posh — who can make skinny jeans look baggy — does not want women like her to model her new denim range.