Ryan O'Neal accused of assaulting son  —  MALIBU, Calif. - Oscar-nominated actor Ryan O'Neal was arrested for investigation of assaulting his adult son at the actor's Malibu home over the weekend, officials said.  —  Deputies and paramedics were called to O'Neal's Malibu residence at 12:30 a.m. Saturday …

Tom & Katie Party in Miami  —  Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes partied late into the night in Miami on Saturday.  —  The couple were among the star-studded crowd at the Ocean Drive magazine and MarketAmerica.com pre-Super Bowl party in South Beach, where Fergie and her Black Eyed Peas bandmate Will.i.Am kicked off the night's concert.

Inside Tori's Baby Shower  —  Tori Spelling's baby shower turned into a paparazzi frenzy.  As I write this, Spelling is holding court at her baby shower at Elixir, a funky tea and tonic café and shop in West Hollywood.  —  "The paparazzi are all over the front of the place," an eyewitness reports.

PORN STAR SHOWED HIS STUFF  —  PORN legend Ron Jeremy has finally fessed up to what Page Six reported three years ago - that he, Paris Hilton and Bijou Phillips played a cheeky game of "I'll show you mine, and you show me yours" during a party at the Chateau Marmont.  Hilton "asked if they could see it.

'DREAMGIRL' A NIGHTMARE BOSS  —  BEYONCÉ, one of the highest-paid women in show business, doesn't seem to have much sympathy for those still struggling to see their names in lights, according to our spies.  Now that the superstar is wrapping up her "Dreamgirls" tour …

Britney Spears Loves Fashion, Being Single  —  Britney Spears showed up at the Baby Phat fashion show in New York on Saturday in a too-tight dress and blabbing about her newfound bacherlorette status.  People magazine reports: … Not really all that fascinating, I don't suppose.

Kim erases her sex-tape denial  —  Kim Kardashian has changed her tune about the graphic sex tape Gatecrasher exclusively reported on last month.  —  The model and Paris Hilton pal had repeatedly denied the existence of such a video, made with her ex-boyfriend, R&B singer Ray J.

FLYING TRESSES  —  VIVICA Fox literally flipped her wig in Miami early Friday morning.  The actress arrived at the Raleigh Hotel at 2:30 a.m. As she was getting out of her car, a witness saw a "fuzzy thing" fall to the ground.  He then caught sight of Fox, who "looked strange - she had really, really short, weird hair."

Is Naomi Watts finally pregnant?  —  I was calling Naomi Watts pregnant after last year's Oscars so it's hard to tell with her, but reader Millie pointed out to me that she's wearing loose dresses lately and that her boobs are getting big.  Things seem to be going well with her boyfriend Liev Schreiber …

Word is Donald ducks payment  —  Donald Trump is sprucing up his Atlantic City casino properties - but some contractors are mumbling talk of a boycott over disputed payments for work at the Trump Taj Mahal.  —  "He's always had a bad reputation," says a source.  "He's the Leona Helmsley of the casino world."

Mariah Carey: Airbrushed, Yet Open  —  I know I probably speak for about five other people when I openly admit that I own a "Glitter" DVD.  But it's OK, because I'm being ironic about it, so HA!  (I'm saving watching the director's commentary for when I'm feeling particularly drunk and lonely.)

PISTOL PETE  —  BAD NEWS He wants gun licence GOOD NEWS Police refuse  —  WE don't know who'll be happier - the pheasants or the general public.  —  But we're relieved to report that Pete Doherty has just been refused a gun licence by the local rozzers.  —  The dopey rocker made enquires …

Making Me Vom  —  JLo and Skeletor performed at a Super Bowl and Ocean Magazine party last night in Miami.  This is making me really uncomfortable.  They seriously need to keep their "canoodling" to themselves and by themselves I mean locked in a basement 90-feet under.

Ben Affleck: Smokin' Aces Made Me Quit Smoking  —  For the last year or so, Ben Affleck's biggest role has been playing dad to 1-year-old Violet and husband to Jennifer Garner.  But last month's Golden Globe nod for Hollywoodland and a new role in Smokin' Aces has landed him back in the spotlight.

Britney needs help!!  —  We spotted Britney carrying the spiritual self-help book 'The Four Agreements' by Toltec Shaman Don Miguel Ruiz.  The 'Four Agreements are: … All of which Britney needs work on, right?  —  If this was anyone else, I would be going "rock on with your bad self …

U-G-L-Y Jess Ain't Got No Alibi!  —  WTF!?!  Ken Paves, are you sure you want to walk next to that, taking credit for that hair?  Tank sweater, yuck; Alice band, yuck; eye makeup, double yuck; belt, yuck!  I love Jess, but I just don't have one good thing to say about this look.