PORN STAR SHOWED HIS STUFF  —  PORN legend Ron Jeremy has finally fessed up to what Page Six reported three years ago - that he, Paris Hilton and Bijou Phillips played a cheeky game of "I'll show you mine, and you show me yours" during a party at the Chateau Marmont.  Hilton "asked if they could see it.

Tom & Katie Party in Miami  —  Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes partied late into the night in Miami on Saturday.  —  The couple were among the star-studded crowd at the Ocean Drive magazine and MarketAmerica.com pre-Super Bowl party in South Beach, where Fergie and her Black Eyed Peas bandmate Will.i.Am kicked off the night's concert.

SHADES OF RED  —  Jessica Simpson debuts a new reddish brunette do during a busy Saturday night out, where the singer hit L.A.'s Whisky Bar and Hyde Lounge.  The singer, who's recently been linked to John Mayer, has kept quiet about her personal life, telling Elle in its March issue …

Rock wasn't G-manly enough for FBI chief  —  Rock Hudson  —  J. Edgar Hoover's obsession with Rock Hudson's gay lifestyle caused Universal Studios to alter a movie in which he starred, a new book claims.  —  The FBI director, a lifelong bachelor who may or may not have been a crossdresser …

Britney Spears Loves Fashion, Being Single  —  Britney Spears showed up at the Baby Phat fashion show in New York on Saturday in a too-tight dress and blabbing about her newfound bacherlorette status.  People magazine reports: … Not really all that fascinating, I don't suppose.

Is Naomi Watts finally pregnant?  —  I was calling Naomi Watts pregnant after last year's Oscars so it's hard to tell with her, but reader Millie pointed out to me that she's wearing loose dresses lately and that her boobs are getting big.  Things seem to be going well with her boyfriend Liev Schreiber …

Word is Donald ducks payment  —  Donald Trump is sprucing up his Atlantic City casino properties - but some contractors are mumbling talk of a boycott over disputed payments for work at the Trump Taj Mahal.  —  "He's always had a bad reputation," says a source.  "He's the Leona Helmsley of the casino world."

Justin Timberlake Was High During Punk'd Prank  —  Pop star Justin Timberlake was high on marijuana when he made an emotional appearance on Ashton Kutcher's prank show Punk'd in 2003.  —  The My Love singer was tricked into believing his possessions were being taken by the tax authorities and appeared to be on the verge of tears.

Ryan O'Neal accused of assaulting son  —  MALIBU, Calif. - Oscar-nominated actor Ryan O'Neal was arrested for investigation of assaulting his adult son at the actor's Malibu home over the weekend, officials said.  —  Deputies and paramedics were called to O'Neal's Malibu residence at 12:30 a.m. Saturday …

PISTOL PETE  —  BAD NEWS He wants gun licence GOOD NEWS Police refuse  —  WE don't know who'll be happier - the pheasants or the general public.  —  But we're relieved to report that Pete Doherty has just been refused a gun licence by the local rozzers.  —  The dopey rocker made enquires …

GROSS-OUT ACT  —  JACKASS "star" Steve-O was kicked out of Miami club Mokai for urinating on the bar.  Spies told Page Six the obnoxious comic showed up with a group of friends and was drinking for almost an hour.  Then, well-forti fied, "he walked up to the bar, opened up, aimed and peed," said one witness.

Judge bars release of Paris Hilton items  —  LOS ANGELES - A federal judge has issued a temporary injunction against a Web site peddling personal pictures, videos, diaries, and other items that heiress Paris Hilton once kept at a storage facility.  —  Hilton sued the Web site ParisExposed.com last month …

Making Me Vom  —  JLo and Skeletor performed at a Super Bowl and Ocean Magazine party last night in Miami.  This is making me really uncomfortable.  They seriously need to keep their "canoodling" to themselves and by themselves I mean locked in a basement 90-feet under.

YOU GOTTA SEE THIS!  Dick Removed  —  Another night, another Dick-headed escapade for Andy.  —  The very public Dick had to be forcibly removed for bad behavior once again, this time on the set of "Jimmy Kimmel Live."  Andy was the first guest on the show, and it seemed like he might have hit the bottle.

Britney looks run down in NYC  —  Splash spotted Britney and her manager Larry Rudoplh in NYC over the weekend.  She rushed from her hotel minus any make-up and headed to another building with her greasy maine in tow.  Britney wore various jackets, because it seems looking like a hobo …

Ben Affleck: Smokin' Aces Made Me Quit Smoking  —  For the last year or so, Ben Affleck's biggest role has been playing dad to 1-year-old Violet and husband to Jennifer Garner.  But last month's Golden Globe nod for Hollywoodland and a new role in Smokin' Aces has landed him back in the spotlight.

Inside Tori's Baby Shower  —  Tori Spelling's baby shower turned into a paparazzi frenzy.  As I write this, Spelling is holding court at her baby shower at Elixir, a funky tea and tonic café and shop in West Hollywood.  —  "The paparazzi are all over the front of the place," an eyewitness reports.