Lindsay In the Danger Zone  —  Rehab-hopping Lindsay Lohan threw herself back into the hornet's nest over the weekend — by popping into the Hollywood bar scene.  —  TMZ spies didn't see her drink, but she tempted fate by keeping company with premiere party pal, Paris Hilton.

Jessica Simpson: Seeing Nick Lachey With Another Woman Hurt  —  Jessica Simpson says seeing Nick Lachey with another woman after their split was painful.  —  "Oh, it hurt me," Simpson tells Elle in its March issue.  "Two or three weeks later?  Yeah, I'd say it kind of hurt me."

Jackass Star Bam Margera Weds  —  Jackass prankster Bam Margera has married his childhood friend, his rep confirms to PEOPLE.  —  On Saturday, the 27-year-old professional skateboarder and MTV star exchanged vows with Missy Rothstein, 26, in downtown Philadelphia before about 350 friends …

Ryan Phillippe Talks About His Split With Reese Witherspoon  —  Three months after his split from Reese Witherspoon, Ryan Phillippe says, "This is the most difficult time in my life."  —  "I must stay focused on my kids," Phillippe, 32, tells TV's Extra in an interview airing this week.

Hardy Boys II Men: Cruise & Stiller at Fox?  —  Apparently, Kevin Federline's recent self-effacing Superbowl stunt has inspired Tom Cruise.  —  Insiders tell TMZ that Tom Cruise has been talking with Ben Stiller about starring in an updated version of "The Hardy Boys" at Twentieth Century Fox.

Girls Aloud back in school uniform  —  Girls Aloud have gone back to school for Red Nose Day.  —  The band were joined by fellow pupil Russell Brand and Stephen Fry as their cane-wielding headmaster.  —  The celebrities got into their school ties and blazers for new Walkers crisps adverts for Red Nose Day.

WINTOUR POWER  —  'SHORT OF letting everybody have a feel, I don't know what else to do . . . I really am pretty happy with what God gave me," says Jennifer Aniston, denying tabloid speculation that she has new breasts.  —  YOU CAN get a dinner party argument going instantly if you ask people …

JT Smoked Away his Tears  —  Justin Timberlake is finally ready to open up about the important things...like his appearance on Punk'd back in the day.  Timberlake (correct me if I'm wrong) was the first victim ever on Ashton's show and got a little emotional about the prank …

Are gay auds trading B'way for TV?  —  Critic's Notebook  —  Does gay no longer pay on Broadway?  —  With the premature closing of Douglas Carter Beane's gay-themed "The Little Dog Laughed," on Feb. 18 after only 112 perfs, it appears that one of legit's built-in auds, Gotham's gay theater-going crowd, is suddenly missing in action.

Calling Her Mimi Just Encourages Her, Guys  —  Although she doesn't expose even a pinch of her areolas in her new Playboy interview, Mariah Carey still manages to expose herself as a boob.  In the piece, Mariah blames the tremendous failure of Glitter, in part, on the fact that the movie debuted around the time of 9/11.

Forget Kate, Josh Holloway wants Hurley  —  'Lost' star says of his male co-stars, he'd sleep with Jorge Garcia  —  Josh Holloway has quirky taste in sex partners.  —  The "Lost" hunk, when asked by Elle magazine, which male co-star he'd most want to have sex with, replied …

Actor claims self-defense after arrest  —  MALIBU, Calif. - Ryan O'Neal says his weekend arrest came after he fired a gun in self-defense to prevent his son from whacking him with a fireplace poker.  —  The actor told the Los Angeles Times that he arrived at his Malibu home Saturday night …

Tara Reid Fall Down Go Boom  —  Tara Reid walking on the red carpet.  Tara Reid falling on the red carpet.  Sounds about right to me.  —  Either she hasn't acclamated to the imbalance created be her new oversized breast implants, or walking makes her brain hurt.  Either way, it's Tara Reid, so not at all unexpected.

Jill Stuart's Venue Colder Than Outdoors  —  Former *NSYNCer J.C. Chasez at Jill Stuart.Photo: Getty Images  —  In retrospect, maybe it wasn't the best idea for the Jill Stuart team to hold a fashion show in the frigid marble entryway of the New York Public Library on the coldest day of the year.

'80s Band Wham!  Reportedly Set To Reform  —  London, England (BANG) - It seems like 2007 has been the year for '80s bands to reunite.  —  Sources say that George Michael and Andrew Ridgeley are going to reform Wham!.  —  The '80s pop duo, whose hits include "Club Tropicana" and …

Fergilicious Flash  —  For the few of you out there that are turned on by Fergie (you probably cruise for transsexuals in the alleys behind laundromats) check out Fergie flashing her panties on stage during her concert.  If that doesn't make you sick, maybe this video of Marc Anthony …