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Jessica Simpson is insane and possibly a man — Jessica Simpson was spotted at Hyde over the weekend still looking like a tranny but with new hair. And don't even ask what the hell she's doing with her face. I'm assuming the hair dye had a reaction with her brain. You know, like completely melting it.
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JESSICA SIMPSON GETS AN ELLE COVER! — good evening! i literally just walked in the door from the lily allen concert which was great (but i'll write that up in a separate post tomorrow evening) anyways after those awful recent pictures of jessica simpson surfaced today around the blogosphere …
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Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton Party Away the Rehab — So when you get out of rehab, and you're at that delicate stage "trying" to be "sober," I don't think the first person you really want to call, and head out clubbing with is Paris Hilton. Of course, nobody told that to Lindsay Lohan.
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Lindsay In the Danger Zone — Rehab-hopping Lindsay Lohan threw herself back into the hornet's nest over the weekend — by popping into the Hollywood bar scene. — TMZ spies didn't see her drink, but she tempted fate by keeping company with premiere party pal, Paris Hilton.
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Jackass Star Bam Margera Weds — Jackass prankster Bam Margera has married his childhood friend, his rep confirms to PEOPLE. — On Saturday, the 27-year-old professional skateboarder and MTV star exchanged vows with Missy Rothstein, 26, in downtown Philadelphia before about 350 friends …
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'Jackass' star Bam Margera gets hitched — PHILADELPHIA - Bam Margera — professional skateboarder, prankster and MTV star — just earned himself another title: husband. Margera, 27, who became a punk hero on the shows "Jackass" and "Viva La Bam," married childhood friend Missy Rothstein, 26, in downtown Philadelphia on Saturday.
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Actor claims self-defense after arrest — MALIBU, Calif. - Ryan O'Neal says his weekend arrest came after he fired a gun in self-defense to prevent his son from whacking him with a fireplace poker. — The actor told the Los Angeles Times that he arrived at his Malibu home Saturday night …
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Ryan O'Neal 911 Tapes — TMZ has obtained frantic 911 tapes from the night actor Ryan O'Neal was arrested after a wild fight with his son Griffin. JoAnne Berry, Griffin's pregnant girlfriend, called 911 crying hysterically, claiming she had been assaulted and that she was in a "lot of pain."
Metro.co.uk:
Hugh: I won't be marrying Jemima — It looks like Hugh Grant's hell bent on remaining a bachelor for life after dismissing reports he will marry Jemima Khan. — Speaking after his Music and Lyrics premiere in London last night, the actor responded to a question about marriage with Jemima, saying:
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Ryan Phillippe Talks About His Split With Reese Witherspoon — Three months after his split from Reese Witherspoon, Ryan Phillippe says, "This is the most difficult time in my life." — "I must stay focused on my kids," Phillippe, 32, tells TV's Extra in an interview airing this week.
Claude Brodesser-Akner / TMZ.com:
Hardy Boys II Men: Cruise & Stiller at Fox? — Apparently, Kevin Federline's recent self-effacing Superbowl stunt has inspired Tom Cruise. — Insiders tell TMZ that Tom Cruise has been talking with Ben Stiller about starring in an updated version of "The Hardy Boys" at Twentieth Century Fox.
Rudy Giuliani / NY Daily News:
Bystanders are Tara stricken by Reid's decline and fall — Tara Reid takes a spill on the red carpet at the Ocean Drive Magazine/Market America bash on Saturday night. — Despite Tara Reid's best efforts to revamp her image, the perennial party girl fell back into old habits over Super Bowl weekend.
Metro.co.uk:
Girls Aloud back in school uniform — Girls Aloud have gone back to school for Red Nose Day. — The band were joined by fellow pupil Russell Brand and Stephen Fry as their cane-wielding headmaster. — The celebrities got into their school ties and blazers for new Walkers crisps adverts for Red Nose Day.
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Liz Smith / New York Post:
WINTOUR POWER — 'SHORT OF letting everybody have a feel, I don't know what else to do . . . I really am pretty happy with what God gave me," says Jennifer Aniston, denying tabloid speculation that she has new breasts. — YOU CAN get a dinner party argument going instantly if you ask people …
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The Post Chronicle:
Tori Spelling Gives Baby Shower Guests Lip Injection Set — Tori Spelling gave guests at her baby shower a cosmetic lip injection set in their goody bags. — The former 'Beverly Hills 90210' actress and her husband Dean McDermott gave guests an exclusive gift bag produced by The Silver Spoon …
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Former "Oz" Actor Charged In Homicide Case — Actor Granville Adams, who appeared in the US network HBO prison drama series Oz, has been arrested in connection with the death of a man who fell down an elevator shaft during a fight in New York City. — Adams was arrested on Saturday and charged with criminally negligent homicide.
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Molly / POPSUGAR:
JT Smoked Away his Tears — Justin Timberlake is finally ready to open up about the important things...like his appearance on Punk'd back in the day. Timberlake (correct me if I'm wrong) was the first victim ever on Ashton's show and got a little emotional about the prank …
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Calling Her Mimi Just Encourages Her, Guys — Although she doesn't expose even a pinch of her areolas in her new Playboy interview, Mariah Carey still manages to expose herself as a boob. In the piece, Mariah blames the tremendous failure of Glitter, in part, on the fact that the movie debuted around the time of 9/11.
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Jeannette Walls / MSNBC:
Forget Kate, Josh Holloway wants Hurley — 'Lost' star says of his male co-stars, he'd sleep with Jorge Garcia — Josh Holloway has quirky taste in sex partners. — The "Lost" hunk, when asked by Elle magazine, which male co-star he'd most want to have sex with, replied …
