Cisco Adler Opens Up About Nude Photo  —  Cisco Adler and Mischa Barton are still together, according to his rep, despite reports that the actress dumped her beau over a nude photo of him that surfaced last month.  —  "They are fine - very happy together," a rep for Contango Records …

Kim Golden Without Shower  —  TMZ has obtained an exclusive clip of the Kim Kardashian sex tape, and has learned that the infamous "water sports" scene will not be part of the final version.  —  The 40-second segment shows Kim and Ray J in bed as he tries to adjust the camera, "to get the right lighting."

MIRROR TIME  —  SHE'S here for Fashion Week, but Britney Spears (left last night with baby Sean Preston) could use some fashion tips.  The pop tart was spotted in the bathroom of the Carlyle Hotel on Friday about 11 p.m., primping with friends in front of the mirror.  Our spy overheard Spears complain, "Y'all, I feel old!

Nicole Richie panicking over prison fears  —  Plus: Are Lance Armstrong and Sheryl Crow back in tandem?  —  Nicole Richie is worried about doing time.  —  The reality star has confided to her best-pal-again Paris Hilton that she is terrified that the Dec. 11 DUI charges against her will land her in jail …

How Long Will the Tents Tolerate Heatherette?  —  Amanda Lepore as Glinda the Good Witch.Photo: WireImage  —  Another Fashion Week.  Another Heatherette show that was a complete, soul-sucking mess.  And that was outside the venue.  Like last season, we had seats.

High On Infinity  —  We're about midway thru New York Fashion Week and Britney Spears is still in NYC doing pretty much everything BUT going to fashion shows.  Yeah, I don't get it.  But, altho Brit Brit is in town for fun and laughs one must not forget that she is a Mother first and foremost.

Von Teese in a tight squeeze  —  We've all dreamt of fitting into our old high school jeans but now Burlesque stripper, Dita Von Teese, has pulled off the near impossible, squeezing her waist size down to 16inches - smaller than the average waist size of a three year-old.

Oscar workers meet to talk shop  —  EDITOR'S NOTE: This is the third story in this year's Oscar Insider series, a behind-the-scenes look at the Academy Awards.  —  LOS ANGELES (AP) — On Feb. 25, the Kodak Theatre lobby will be filled with superstars in tuxedos, designer dresses and boatloads of bling.

Is Britney's "Relationship" With Isaac Cohen Over?  —  Isaac "Human Product Placement" Cohen recently decided that his days of posing for magazines with Britney at his side are over.  His agent recently confirmed to OK!  Magazine that they two were no longer dating. … I'm sorry, what were we talking about?

Mystery Solved: Who's the Pretty Young Thing Riding Shotgun With Ryan?  —  Ryan Phillippe was caught by photogs giving 18-year-old actress, Nikki Reed, a lift while leaving L.A. hot spot Winston's on Monday night.  —  And since riding 'gun is the equivalent of dating in the blogosphere …

Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt Buy A Home In Germany  —  Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have taken a step closer to moving to Europe permanently by buying an apartment in Berlin, Germany.  The couple has been regular visitors to the German capital and have now taken ownership of a luxury 6,500 …

Mandy Moore Says It Took Time to Accept Her Size  —  Mandy Moore could hardly be considered overweight - but she says working in Hollywood made her feel bad about her size.  —  "I want to be healthy, but in an industry where you can't wear a sample size because it's like a 0 or a 2 …

Keira Knightley Has a Weird Mouth, Broken Nose and Horrible Legs  —  You might think that being one of the most beautiful and popular people in the world would make you feel pretty good about yourself, but you would be wrong.  To hear Keira Knightley tell it, even though 99.99% percent …

Britney Got Dumped  —  Apparently being a bloated former pop princess with a receding hairline and two kids under the age of two isn't as hot as it used to be, because Britney's boyfriend, Isaac "Eyezik" Cohen, just dumped her.  Over the phone. … So, to reiterate, last week this guy …

"Idol" Hopeful Nixed from H'wood for Pot Rap?  —  Akron Watson, an "American Idol" contestant from Dallas and one of the feel-good stories of the new season, has been disinvited from the Hollywood round of the show, possibly after producers discovered a pot bust on his record.

Kate Beckinsale Goes Whiteout  —  The always beautiful Kate Beckinsale is set to star in the big screen adaptation of Greg Rucka's award winning comicbook, Whiteout.  Here's the scoop: … This is good news for movie and comicbook fans alike, and it's also a good reason to post these swashbuckling pictures of Kate.

Jennifer Aniston Planning To Adopt Like For Serious, Y'all  —  Life&Style has the scoop on Jennifer Aniston's reported plans to adopt herself a baby.  A heart-to-heart with her bosom buddy, Courtney Cox, resulted in Aniston's realization that perhaps adoption is the way for her to go …