Anna's baby staying put  —  Bahamas Judge rules Stern can't flee with Dannielynn  —  BY RICH SCHAPIRO in the Nassau, Bahamas and MICHELLE CARUSO in Los Angeles  —  After frantic pleas by Anna Nicole Smith's mother, a Bahamian judge yesterday slapped Howard K. Stern with a court order preventing …

Pete Wentz Knows What Boys Like  —  Pete Wentz's saucy Vice interview—in which the Fall Out Boy singer allegedly revealed some of his favorite under-the-covers peccadilloes—might have disappeared from the web, but the new issue of Blender finds him providing more details on his far-ranging sexual appetite:

Black on VOGUE  —  Black on VOGUE  —  Jennifer Hudson is on the March issue of Vogue magazine.  The last American black women to grace the cover of Vogue was Halle Berry in 2002 and Oprah Winfrey in 1998.  The first black woman on the cover of Vogue was the legendary Beverly Johnson in June of 1975.

Heather Mills Will Be On 'Dancing With The Stars'  —  Heather Mills is set to appear on US TV talent show Dancing With The Stars.  Heather, who had her left leg amputated below the knee after being hit by a motorbike in 1993, will be learning to salsa and cha-cha later this year and plans …

CD thief gets his Justin deserts  —  And the moral of the story is: If you're ripping off your own record label for $20,000 worth of pilfered CDs, don't make your interns do all the work selling it on eBay - they might rat you out.  —  That was the fate of one hapless Jive Records executive assistant …

Crowd at fund-raiser is far from over the Hil  —  The crowd was so young at Hillary Clinton's first fund-raiser since she announced her candidacy for President that the senator was prompted to say, "Few of you are old enough to remember when Sputnik went up, but I am."

I am - Paris Hilton's New Tits of the Day  —  I was wondering why bitch was laying low the last little while.  I just thought it had to do with her Paris Exposed scandal, you know dealing with all the embarrassment...but then I realized that Paris has no soul and can't get embarrassed.

Faith Hill, Tim McGraw's House Robbed  —  Faith Hill and Tim McGraw's Los Angeles home was robbed over the weekend, police revealed Tuesday.  —  No one was in the house when burglars broke in sometime between Friday and Monday, said police Sgt. Lee Sands.  A person who arrived at the home …

Purses!  Brit not seen as a clutch performer  —  Hugh Grant told us at the premiere of his romantic comedy "Music and Lyrics" why he's been grouchy with the press lately.  "I think it's to do with consent," Grant (above) said.  "If you show up at something like this, it's clearly consent.

TomKat and Oprah Winfrey talking it up again  —  Now if only Oprah Winfrey could get Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes on the show again because that will be some classic TV!

Waxing the Moss  —  Kate Moss is the latest celebrity to get waxed at Madam Tussauds in London.  The waxed Kate is shown in a Manhattan-style loft in a photoshoot.  Visitors will be able to pose with Kate for their own magazine cover. … Kate was kind enough to donate one of her own slips for the figure to wear.

Guess Who?  —  Guess who is out with his cute little girl?  —  To see who's on a shopping date with the blonde in his life, just read more

DiCaprio's fueled by Enron  —  WB pic to be based on 'Fools' book  —  Warner Bros. has made a preemptive deal to tell the story of Enron's collapse, with Leonardo DiCaprio starring and producing through his Appian Way shingle.  —  Studio is finalizing a rights deal on "Conspiracy of Fools …

Britney Spears: Naked, Drunk and Trading Bikinis  —  If nothing else, you've got to hand it to Britney Spears.  Her continual downward spiral is a true testament to her complete unwillingness to ever act like a normal human being.  When this girl commits, she commits.

Anna Nicole Smith: The 911 Tapes  —  TMZ has obtained tapes of the 911 calls made moments after Anna Nicole Smith was discovered unconscious in her Florida hotel room last Thursday.  —  On the tape, officers from the Seminole Police Department can be heard requesting assistance from Hollywood Fire and Rescue.

Michelle Ryan is The Bionic Woman  —  The Hollywood Reporter says that British cutie Michelle Ryan has landed the title role on NBC's drama pilot "The Bionic Woman," an updated version of the 1970s series. … Well, I'm not sure what $50 million can buy you these days, but I'm sure they'll think of a few interesting enhancements.