Anna's baby staying put  —  Bahamas Judge rules Stern can't flee with Dannielynn  —  BY RICH SCHAPIRO in the Nassau, Bahamas and MICHELLE CARUSO in Los Angeles  —  After frantic pleas by Anna Nicole Smith's mother, a Bahamian judge yesterday slapped Howard K. Stern with a court order preventing …

Heather Mills To Join 'Dancing With The Stars'?  —  She still may be in immersed in a heated divorce battle with Paul McCartney, but hopefully Heather Mills still has her dancing shoes.  —  She's gonna need 'em.  —  According to reports, Heather, 38, has signed on for the upcoming season of ABC's "Dancing With the Stars."

Beyonce in Sports Illustrated  —  Beyonce is the first non-athlete/non-model to grace the cover of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition.  She doesn't look bad, she looks good.  My beef is that why are celebrities everywhere?  SI used to be for models only and now suddenly these hos are taking the covers?

Pete Wentz Knows What Boys Like  —  Pete Wentz's saucy Vice interview—in which the Fall Out Boy singer allegedly revealed some of his favorite under-the-covers peccadilloes—might have disappeared from the web, but the new issue of Blender finds him providing more details on his far-ranging sexual appetite:

Black on VOGUE  —  Black on VOGUE  —  Jennifer Hudson is on the March issue of Vogue magazine.  The last American black women to grace the cover of Vogue was Halle Berry in 2002 and Oprah Winfrey in 1998.  The first black woman on the cover of Vogue was the legendary Beverly Johnson in June of 1975.

What drove Robbie to rehab  —  Stress ... Robbie is gaunt leaving a top nightclub in Los Angeles, and, inset, poignant lyrics from his Good Doctor song  —  ROBBIE Williams was plunged into depression after his old mates in Take That eclipsed his solo efforts with their hit reunion tour and album.

Purses!  Brit not seen as a clutch performer  —  Hugh Grant told us at the premiere of his romantic comedy "Music and Lyrics" why he's been grouchy with the press lately.  "I think it's to do with consent," Grant (above) said.  "If you show up at something like this, it's clearly consent.

Crowd at fund-raiser is far from over the Hil  —  The crowd was so young at Hillary Clinton's first fund-raiser since she announced her candidacy for President that the senator was prompted to say, "Few of you are old enough to remember when Sputnik went up, but I am."

Sex and the City movie planned  —  Sarah Jessica Parker and her Sex and the City co-stars are set to resurrect their martini-sipping, bed-hopping characters for the big screen.  —  A script for a Sex and the City feature film is being penned and filming could begin later this year in New York.

CD thief gets his Justin deserts  —  And the moral of the story is: If you're ripping off your own record label for $20,000 worth of pilfered CDs, don't make your interns do all the work selling it on eBay - they might rat you out.  —  That was the fate of one hapless Jive Records executive assistant …

TomKat and Oprah Winfrey talking it up again  —  Now if only Oprah Winfrey could get Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes on the show again because that will be some classic TV!

Felicia Culotta Finally Breaks Her Silence  —  Felicia Culotta, Britney's former assistant, and good friend of mine, wrote me an E-mail in response to our editorial "Why Britney Is Asking For It..." … Shout It!

I am - Paris Hilton's New Tits of the Day  —  I was wondering why bitch was laying low the last little while.  I just thought it had to do with her Paris Exposed scandal, you know dealing with all the embarrassment...but then I realized that Paris has no soul and can't get embarrassed.

Faith Hill, Tim McGraw's House Robbed  —  Faith Hill and Tim McGraw's Los Angeles home was robbed over the weekend, police revealed Tuesday.  —  No one was in the house when burglars broke in sometime between Friday and Monday, said police Sgt. Lee Sands.  A person who arrived at the home …