Anna Nicole Smith: The 911 Tapes  —  TMZ has obtained tapes of the 911 calls made moments after Anna Nicole Smith was discovered unconscious in her Florida hotel room last Thursday.  —  On the tape, officers from the Seminole Police Department can be heard requesting assistance from Hollywood Fire and Rescue.

QUICK RECOVERY  —  MOTHER of the Year Britney Spears didn't let a night of throwing up in Tenjune's bathroom halt her party plans.  The tipsy tart was back in action Sunday night, donning a bikini and white busboy coat at One Little West 12th.  "She didn't like what she was wearing," …

Pete Wentz Knows What Boys Like  —  Pete Wentz's saucy Vice interview—in which the Fall Out Boy singer allegedly revealed some of his favorite under-the-covers peccadilloes—might have disappeared from the web, but the new issue of Blender finds him providing more details on his far-ranging sexual appetite:

I am - Paris Hilton's New Tits of the Day  —  I was wondering why bitch was laying low the last little while.  I just thought it had to do with her Paris Exposed scandal, you know dealing with all the embarrassment...but then I realized that Paris has no soul and can't get embarrassed.

Waxing the Moss  —  Kate Moss is the latest celebrity to get waxed at Madam Tussauds in London.  The waxed Kate is shown in a Manhattan-style loft in a photoshoot.  Visitors will be able to pose with Kate for their own magazine cover. … Kate was kind enough to donate one of her own slips for the figure to wear.

Anna Wintour Hates Jennifer Hudson  —  I blame Anna Wintour for putting this GOD AWFUL picture of Jennifer Hudson on the cover of Vogue magazine.  She was probably forced to put a big girl, so straight-up sabatoged her by using that picture for the cover.  Open mouth?  It's ready for a double hot dog with cheese.

TomKat and Oprah Winfrey talking it up again  —  Now if only Oprah Winfrey could get Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes on the show again because that will be some classic TV!

Heather Mills Will Be On 'Dancing With The Stars'  —  Heather Mills is set to appear on US TV talent show Dancing With The Stars.  Heather, who had her left leg amputated below the knee after being hit by a motorbike in 1993, will be learning to salsa and cha-cha later this year and plans …

STAR AND STEW IN TOILET TANGO  —  BRIT heartthrob Ralph Fiennes might have forgotten his role as a global promoter of safe sex when he allegedly joined the mile-high club with a stewardess who's since been suspended from her job.  —  The blue-eyed star of "The English Patient" and …

Mandy and AM Get Their Hair Did  —  Mandy Moore may have deflected all of Ryan Seacrest's red carpet questions about her new relationship with DJ AM at the Grammys this weekend, but things still look to be going strong on the romance front.  The two were spotted at a Beverly Hills salon together this week (his and hers haircuts?

Heather Graham and Bridget Moynahan's Lesbian Kiss Video is Really, Really Hot  —  So, last week we told you about Heather Graham's lesbian kiss with Bridget Moynahan in her new movie Grey Matter.  Just thinking about it was hot.  Well, now you don't even have to think anymore, because the video is right here.

Ivanka Trump Doesn't Want to be Compared to Paris Hilton  —  Ivanka Trump is braying loudly about how she works, and has a job, and how things weren't just handed to her, and her workday is like 13 hours, and Paris can't even compare, and shut up already.  Who cares?

DiCaprio's fueled by Enron  —  WB pic to be based on 'Fools' book  —  Warner Bros. has made a preemptive deal to tell the story of Enron's collapse, with Leonardo DiCaprio starring and producing through his Appian Way shingle.  —  Studio is finalizing a rights deal on "Conspiracy of Fools …

Nicky Hilton is Being Sued  —  According to a lawsuit filed in federal court yesterday, the Chicago development group, Robert Falor Investments and Grand USA Hotel Supply & Restaurant, are suing Nicky Hilton for breach of contract after she has failed to promote, Nicky O's Chicago, a redevelopment project in the city.

Britney Flees Party City  —  After Britney Spears' wild NYC weekend of cavorting with strippers, partying and allegedly puking, the pop mom gathered up the brothers Federline and headed back to L.A.  —  The hard partying mama was spotted lugging Sean Preston and Jayden James to the airport for a private flight from the Big Apple.

THE RICHES COMING TO FX!  —  good morning boys & girls!  oh yes there's a new FX show that i'm dire anticipation over called the riches which will premiere on monday march 12th and stars eddie izzard & minnie driver as heads of the 'malloy' family who end up nabbing the identities …