Nanny: Anna Underfed Baby to Make Her "Sexy"  —  TMZ has obtained an explosive legal document written by Anna Nicole Smith's former nanny, which contains shocking accusations about her former boss, including suicide attempts, sex romps, and a claim that Smith dangerously starved Dannielynn because "She wanted her baby to be 'sexy'."

ANNA NICOLE'S DRUG-INDUCED DEATH SPIRAL FOLLOWING LOSS OF HER SON  —  In the weeks before her tragic death, Anna Nicole Smith was taking so many drugs that she imagined her Svengali-like lawyer Howard K. Stern might be trying to kill her!  —  That's the charge of sources …

Howard Stern Engaged!  —  Hell hath frozen over!  Radio shock jock Howard Stern, 53, who once said he would never again marry, has finally decided to make an honest woman of his long-time girlfriend, model Beth Ostrosky, 34.  —  Stern announced today on his Sirius Satellite Radio show …

Beyonce on the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Cover?  WTF!?  —  Okay, I don't know what the hell made those bozos at Sports Illustrated think that Beyonce in a bikini qualifies to make the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, but there she is.  And I'm sad.

Heather Mills in Talks to Be on Dancing with the Stars  —  Heather Mills may be about to step before the judges - but it has nothing to do with her divorce from Paul McCartney, PEOPLE reports in its latest issue.  —  The jurists in question would be Len Goodman, Carrie Ann Inaba and Bruno Tonioli of ABC's Dancing with the Stars.

Paula Abdul: "I've Never Been Drunk"  —  On January 11, American Idol judge Paula Abdul shocked fans when an Internet video popped up of her on a local TV show squirming in her seat and slurring her words.  —  "I've never been drunk," the 44-year-old Abdul tells Us in an exclusive interview.

Purses!  Brit not seen as a clutch performer  —  Hugh Grant told us at the premiere of his romantic comedy "Music and Lyrics" why he's been grouchy with the press lately.  "I think it's to do with consent," Grant (above) said.  "If you show up at something like this, it's clearly consent.

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Plus: Lindsay Lohan's father reaches out to her from prison cell  —  Who's the biggest diva on "American Idol?"  —  If an award were given to the person who throws the most hissyfits, temper tantrums, and exhibits the most out-of-control behavior, looks like the prize would go to contestant Taylor Hicks.

Sienna: Let Brit and Lindz party  —  SIENNA MILLER has defended LINDSAY LOHAN and BRITNEY SPEARS for their hard-partying lifestyle.  —  The Factory Girl actress - who was boozing until 5.30am after the BAFTAs on Sunday night - has said Hollywood's party girls are no different to anyone else, except they are being watched.

Ex-Eastender Zoe transformed into Bionic Woman  —  Former EastEnder Michelle Ryan is to star in a U.S. remake of Seventies TV show The Bionic Woman, it was announced today.  —  Ryan, who played Zoe Slater in the BBC soap, beat a host of Hollywood names to the role and was chosen after an exhaustive search.

Dench Will Watch The Oscars From Hospital  —  Dame Judi Dench is so certain she will leave the Oscars empty handed, she has opted to watch the Hollywood ceremony from a hospital bed.  —  The 72-year-old actress - who is up for the Best Actress award for her role in 'Notes on a Scandal' …