"I WON'T PLAY WITH NO GAY," SAYS TIM HARDAWAY  —  NBA PLAYER SAYS HE HATES HOMOS  —  If you ever wondered why it took John Amaechi so long to come out of the closet, consider some comments from professional b-baller Tim Hardaway.  —  Sitting down for a chat with a Miami radio show …

Keri Russell Marries in New York  —  Former Felicity star Keri Russell married her longtime boyfriend, Shane Deary, in an intimate Valentine's Day ceremony on Wednesday, her rep tells PEOPLE.  —  Only a few close friends were in attendance for the wedding, which took place in New York during a snowstorm.

Universal sets up Milli Vanilli film  —  Nathanson to write, direct biopic  —  Universal Pictures has acquired the rights to make a film about Milli Vanilli, the duo that rose to the top of the pop charts and fell just as quickly when they were exposed as frauds.  —  Jeff Nathanson will write the script and direct the film.

VANESSA TO EXIT  —  VANESSA Minnillo is ankling from MTV's "TRL" show, a source tells Page Six.  The former flame of Derek Jeter and current squeeze of Nick Lachey will not renew her contract, which expires in April, we're told.  "MTV wants her out," said another insider.

Liv Tyler: 'I've Been on a Diet my Whole Life'  —  Liv Tyler says she spent years worrying about her weight - until she became a mom.  —  "I've been a model and actress since I was 14, so I've been on a diet my whole life," the actress, 29, says in the March issue of Glamour.

Jessica Simpson is Crazy Hot in Allure  —  I don't care if it's the makeup, the lighting, or the Photoshop, Jessica Simpson looks crazy hot in the new issue of Allure magazine.  You might even say she looks alluring.  You might also say that's a terrible joke, bu I don't care because you're probably not even reading this.

Poison's Michaels looking for "Love" on VH1  —  LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter) - Bret Michaels, the frontman of '80s pop-metal band Poison, will be looking for love in a new VH1 series from the producers of the network's hit "Flavor of Love."  —  The cable network is set to debut …

Kenny Chesney: I'm Not Gay  —  Talks About His Brief Marriage To Renee Zellweger, And The Rumors That Followed  —  (CBS) In his first comments about his annulment from Renee Zellweger, Kenny Chesney explains why the word "fraud" was checked on the separation document and denies the gay rumors it fueled.

Naomi Campbell Says She's 'Okay' with Herself  —  Naomi Campbell, who recently pleaded guilty to charges of misdemeanor assault for attacking her former housekeeper, tells PEOPLE: "I take responsibility for anything I do."  —  Campbell, 36, speaking backstage at the Julien Macdonald fashion show in London …

For more Imelda vids, click on ShoeTube  —  Imelda Marcos isn't selling her shoes on e-Bay (at least not as far as we know) but she is doing a little self-promoting on YouTube.  —  When you're as famous as Brad and Angelina, it's too bad Mardi Gras comes but once a year.

The Baby Becks Have Landed!  —  For the first time since the announcement of the Beckhams' relocation to Los Angeles (and the Galaxy), their children have finally arrived in the City of Angels!  And what better Southland monument to introduce little Brooklyn and Romeo to on their first day in LA than The Grove!

TURN TO HORROR  —  JIM Carrey isn't a $20 million-a-movie man anymore.  "I don't want to pick scripts just to keep me in the status-phere.  You have to take the plunge to expose your true self," the rubber-faced funnyman tells Time.  After several comedy duds, Carrey has turned to horror with …

TRANNIE MP STEPS DOWN, MAKES FUNNY  —  HEADED FOR THE STAGE, POSSIBLY SCREEN  —  Transexual MP Georgina Beyer stepped down yesterday after over ten years as a leading New Zealand politician.  Instead of of hammering out bills and laws, Ms. Beyer will be trying her hand at acting and dancing …

Marisa Miller's Nude Body Painted For Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue  —  Yesterday, it was announced that Beyonce would be the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue's covergirl but I think that Marisa Miller was completely robbed this year.  It was definitely her time to shine!

"The Universe Has A Way Of Course-Correcting"  —  After my hellacious day yesterday I was ready to just drop dead when I finally arrived but David and I managed to have a nice romantic pizza dinner last night.  I had worked up some material to use in yesterday's post (which was going to be themed Things I ) …

Charlize Theron Might Be Anna Nicole Smith  —  With Anna Nicole Smith's body not even in the ground yet, Hollywood is already planning a film biopic about her life.  Their choice to play the ex-stripper from Texas with five possible baby daddies?  Flat-chested South African Charlize Theron.

SUV Plows Into Theater As Moviegoers Watch "Dreamgirls"  —  TORRINGTON, Conn. — Some moviegoers in Torrington, Connecticut got to see some real-life action unfold as they were watching the movie "Dreamgirls" on Monday night.  —  SLIDESHOW: Images Of SUV Sticking Into Theater

Lindsay Lohan is a Lonelygirl15  —  Lindsay Lohan is such a quitter.  Only a few weeks after entering rehab, she's already out again.  And for what?  To get back to work.  Total quitter.  —  But at least Lindsay Lohan's career looks to be taking off.  You know you've made it when you're in a movie with Lonelygirl15.

Britney's Former Assistant Speaks  —  Felicia Culotta, 41, is Britney Spears' former assistant. thatotherblog.com claims to have this letter from her describing her time with Britney and how she feels about her recent pantyless, puking downfall: