I am - Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Party of the Day  —  My site....Still White, but white seems to be a popular color.  All the white dudes I know have no problem getting jobs when all I do is apply day after day hoping something will pan out.  I obviously can't sit at home on the couch writing this site for the rest of my life.

SCIENTOLOGISTS TO BE?  JENNIFER LOPEZ AND MARC ANTHONY ARE LOSING THEIR RELIGION  —  J-Lo and Marc Anthony Are Losing Their Religion  —  Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony, despite denials and protests, are more than ever into Scientology.  —  My sources tell me that as recently as December …

Kenny Chesney: I'm not gay … NEW YORK (AP) — Kenny Chesney explains why the word "fraud" was used on the document filed by Renee Zellweger to annul their marriage and denies the gay rumors it sparked, in an interview to air Sunday on CBS' "60 Minutes."  —  "It's not true.  Period.

Keri Russell Weds!  —  Former Felicty star Keri Russell tied the knot with her longtime boyfriend Shane Dreary Wednesday night in New York City, her rep confirms exclusively to Usmagazine.com.  —  "It was amongst her close friends on a cold snowy Valentine's night," says the rep.

Hairdresser: Anna Popped Pills to Kill Stomach Pain  —  Anna Nicole Smith's former hairdresser claims that his former client had a history of intense stomach pain that caused her to "black out," and would often pop pills to reduce the agony.  —  In an exclusive conversation with TMZ …

Ryan Phillippe Says His Daughter Helps Him Cope  —  Calling this "the most personally devastating time in [my] life," Ryan Philippe says his daughter Ava is helping him get through the breakup of his marriage to Reese Witherspoon.  —  "Going through something like this, as difficult as it is …

Exclusive: 'How I led Ralph Fiennes astray at 35,000ft'  —  The Qantas stewardess who claimed she rejected an amorous Ralph Fiennes on a flight to India has admitted having sex with him in an aircraft lavatory.  —  Lisa Robertson told friends she was a big fan of the British actor and found herself luring him to the cubicle.

Anna seen dressing for death  —  Worked on frock for burial - lawyer  —  FT. LAUDERDALE - Morbid and obsessed with death, Anna Nicole Smith had picked out a dress for her own burial, a lawyer said yesterday during a contentious court hearing over the former centerfold's remains.

Madonna Says She Wants to Be Like Gandhi  —  Madonna has in the past styled herself after Marilyn Monroe and Eva Perón, but they're not the ones she hopes to emulate.  —  "I want to be like Gandhi and Martin Luther King and John Lennon - but I want to stay alive," …

Has Jim Carrey Flipped Out?  —  Jim Carrey is maybe two years from becoming a punch line.  But he's cool with that.  "Everyone gets to be the big joke for a year.  That's this business," he says.  "Last year it was Tom Cruise.  I could be the next Kathie Lee Gifford.

Stylist to Jamie Foxx: You Take My Money!  —  Oscar winner Jamie Foxx is being sued by a fashion stylist for allegedly stiffing her on her salary.  —  In a lawsuit filed Wednesday in Los Angeles Superior Court, celebrity fashion stylist Stacy Young claims Foxx and Foxxhole Records failed …

Michael Jackson Addresses 'Idol' Rumors  —  Simon, Randy and Paula have had some big names in the "Idol" guest judge chair over the years.  —  But it looks like the King of Pop won't be sitting in to rate wannabe singers anytime soon.  —  Contrary to rumors, Michael Jackson will not appear …

Joe Rogan & Carlos Mencia: Bitchfight!  —  Joe Rogan and Carlos Mencia really got into it Saturday night.  —  The fight started when Joe called Carlos, 'Carlos Menstealia' while introducing the next comedian onstage at The Comedy Store.  —  Carlos was apparently within hearing distance and that's when it all happened..

Paris Hilton gets trash thrown at her  —  Paris Hilton is currently in Austria to attend the prestigious Vienna Opera Ball, but when she appeared at the Vienna mall today to sign autographs she had to be pulled away by security guards because the crowd started throwing trash at her.

America Ferrera Not Engaged, Rep Says  —  Reports Say "Ugly Betty" Star Is Set To Wed Longtime Boyfriend  —  (CBS) Despite Internet reports to the contrary, a spokesperson for "Ugly Betty" star America Ferrera say that the actress is not engaged.  —  The Golden Globe winning actress …

Justin Timberlake to Brits: 'Stop Drinking!'  —  Justin Timberlake was named best international male solo artist at the Brit awards (the UK's version of the Grammys) on Wednesday, and used the opportunity to jokingly warn the audience about the perils of drinking.

Still A Mouseketeer At Heart  —  Christina Aguilera and her husband, Jordy, spent Valentine's Day at Disneyland in Anaheim, California.  Britney Spears spent the day [with her two kids] passed out in a pool of her own vomit.