Britney Spears's Dad Calls Her 'A Sick Little Girl'  —  With Britney Spears back in rehab at Promises treatment facility in Malibu, her family is still concerned about her well-being.  —  Her father, Jamie Spears, 54, told FOX News from his home in Louisiana on Thursday that Spears is "a sick little girl. ...

Drew Barrymore Bikini Pictures  —  I've never thought much of Drew Barrymore.  I think she's annoying, and not a good actress.  But after seeing these Drew Barrymore bikini pictures, I thought I'd change my mind.  —  Well, I haven't.  Sure, she looks good in a bikini, but it really doesn't change anything for me.

Paris' Minions Can't Get Into Clubs Without Her  —  Brandon Davis (aka Greasy Bear, Fat Elvis) and Stavros Nirachos (aka the Greek shipping heir that Paris throws her slop on) aren't able to able to get in any hot clubs without Paris around .  Hah!  I mean, neither can I but I'm not well-known!

Kat McPhee: "Feel 'Em, Tyra, They're Real!"  —  The best way to get to second base with Katherine McPhee — ask her to prove she's never had a boob job!  —  After jiggling her rack for the audience at "The Tyra Banks Show," Tyra asked the stacked "American Idol" runner-up if she could cop …

I See Patricia Heaton's Nipple  —  I see Patricia Heaton's nipple.  Do I want to see Patricia Heaton's nipple?  Probably not, but there it is.  —  Heaton was at the premiere for Wicked, where the red carpet flash bulbs revealed a lot more than the fact that she wasn't wearing a bra.

Antonella "Blowjob" Barba  —  Well, even though she sucked, America voted to keep Antonella Barba on American Idol, so she'll be around a little longer.  Now she sucks twice as much.  —  We received an email this morning from someone who prefers to remain anonymous:

Gay-Bashing Hardaway Sued for Being Deadbeat  —  Not only is Tim Hardaway the country's most hated gay-bashing bigot, but now TMZ has learned that he's being sued for more than $750,000 for skipping out on his mortgage, as well as rent payments on a car wash that used to bear his name.

Mischa Barton Smokes Pot (?) and Drives  —  Alright, first a disclaimer: While I have no direct evidence that Mischa Barton is in fact smoking pot, that is what it looks like.  Call me crazy, but in Hollywood, when you see someone smoking a hand-rolled cigarette, it's usually not a herbal cigarette.

Kim: The Real Story!  —  Anna Nicole's former assistant speaks exclusively with ET about life with Anna, the fake Web site and more!  —  In the tragic ANNA NICOLE SMITH saga, one significant player in her personal life has been missing from the spotlight — until now.

Terrence, Watch Out!  She's a Crazy B*tch!  —  Terrence Howard's a brave man — hooking up with cage fighter wannabe Naomi Campbell.  —  Though the New York Daily News reports the two will make their debut as a couple at the Oscars on Sunday, TMZ spotted them arm-in-arm as they left Mr. Chow last night.

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER'S 10TH ANNIVERSARY  —  Diamond Select Toys is celebrating Buffy the Vampire Slayer's 10th Anniversary at New York Comic Con!  Join the cast for a Saturday morning panel and afternoon autograph sessions by members of the cast!  Cast members include: Nicholas Brendon …

Borat Ain't Allowed To Present At Oscars  —  Refusing to go on stage without the cloak of his alter-ego Borat, Sacha Baron Cohen has very politey said, "No thanks," to presenting at the Oscars this Sunday.  According to the The L.A. Times, producers for the show were a little concerned …

John Mayer: Not Denying Jessica Romance  —  Though John Mayer has been coy about his romance with Jessica Simpson in the past, the singer may be loosening up a bit more when it comes to discussing their relationship.  —  When asked by Time Out New York, "So, what about Jessica?

Amanda Peet Gives Birth to Baby Girl!  —  Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip star Amanda Peet, 35, has given birth to a baby girl.  —  Sources tell Usmagazine.com that Peet went into labor on Tuesday, resulting in the debut of Frances Pen - named after Peet's mom, Penny.

Justin SexyBasks With New Lady Friend  —  When in Florida live like the Floridians do, eh Justin?  JT was looking every bit the FL retiree while on a break from his tour in Tampa this week.  Maybe he got in a few good rounds of golf before setting up shop on the roof topless, hot as hell …

Daniel Smith Police Report: New Revelations  —  Shortly after Anna Nicole Smith's son Daniel died while visiting his mother in a Bahamas hospital, Howard K. Stern appeared to have "flushed [a couple] of prescription drugs down the toilet" in the house he shared with Smith, according to a witness interviewed by Bahamian police.

MIAMI HEAT  —  ¡Que bonita!  A glam Jennifer Lopez strikes a pose Thursday at Miami's Premio Lo Nuestro awards, where the singer pulled double duty: presenting a trophy for video of the year and playing supportive wife to Marc Anthony, who received the award for male artist of the year in the tropical music category.