Kevin Visits Britney in Rehab  —  "Extra's" learned that Britney's estranged ex, Kevin Federline, visited the pop princess at the Promises rehab clinic in Malibu Friday.  —  Britney is expected to be a patient at the facility for 30-45 days, while it's rumored K-Fed is currently taking care of their two young sons.

Antonella "Blowjob" Barba  —  Well, even though she sucked, America voted to keep Antonella Barba on American Idol, so she'll be around a little longer.  Now she sucks twice as much.  —  We received an email this morning from someone who prefers to remain anonymous:

Paris' Minions Can't Get Into Clubs Without Her  —  Brandon Davis (aka Greasy Bear, Fat Elvis) and Stavros Nirachos (aka the Greek shipping heir that Paris throws her slop on) aren't able to able to get in any hot clubs without Paris around .  Hah!  I mean, neither can I but I'm not well-known!

I See Patricia Heaton's Nipple  —  I see Patricia Heaton's nipple.  Do I want to see Patricia Heaton's nipple?  Probably not, but there it is.  —  Heaton was at the premiere for Wicked, where the red carpet flash bulbs revealed a lot more than the fact that she wasn't wearing a bra.

Pre-Oscar Fab  —  All the pre-Oscar parties are going down right now in the Wood.  Celebs came out to the Vanity Fair Vanity Fair's Sixth Annual Amped Concert at Boulevard3:  —  Clearly WE'RE the ones who need to be rockin the stunna shades with those neon yellow teeth.

Gay-Bashing Hardaway Sued for Being Deadbeat  —  Not only is Tim Hardaway the country's most hated gay-bashing bigot, but now TMZ has learned that he's being sued for more than $750,000 for skipping out on his mortgage, as well as rent payments on a car wash that used to bear his name.

Anna Nicole's other life  —  When they first met, the then Vickie Lynn Hogan and Sandi Powledge were just friends.  But over time that friendship turned into a tumultuous love affair.  —  Long ago, before blond bombshell Anna Nicole Smith left Houston to find international fortune and fame …

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER'S 10TH ANNIVERSARY  —  Diamond Select Toys is celebrating Buffy the Vampire Slayer's 10th Anniversary at New York Comic Con!  Join the cast for a Saturday morning panel and afternoon autograph sessions by members of the cast!  Cast members include: Nicholas Brendon …

Jackson Family to Tour; Oscar Partying Begins; No Money For Al Gore  —  It had to happen eventually: With no work coming his way, Michael Jackson, sources say, has agreed to do a tour with sister Janet and his brothers.  —  I'm told that Michael reluctantly met with his siblings on Monday in Las Vegas.

Terrence, Watch Out!  She's a Crazy B*tch!  —  Terrence Howard's a brave man — hooking up with cage fighter wannabe Naomi Campbell.  —  Though the New York Daily News reports the two will make their debut as a couple at the Oscars on Sunday, TMZ spotted them arm-in-arm as they left Mr. Chow last night.

Kat McPhee: "Feel 'Em, Tyra, They're Real!"  —  The best way to get to second base with Katherine McPhee — ask her to prove she's never had a boob job!  —  After jiggling her rack for the audience at "The Tyra Banks Show," Tyra asked the stacked "American Idol" runner-up if she could cop …

Borat Ain't Allowed To Present At Oscars  —  Refusing to go on stage without the cloak of his alter-ego Borat, Sacha Baron Cohen has very politey said, "No thanks," to presenting at the Oscars this Sunday.  According to the The L.A. Times, producers for the show were a little concerned …

Drew Barrymore Bikini Pictures  —  I've never thought much of Drew Barrymore.  I think she's annoying, and not a good actress.  But after seeing these Drew Barrymore bikini pictures, I thought I'd change my mind.  —  Well, I haven't.  Sure, she looks good in a bikini, but it really doesn't change anything for me.

John Mayer: Not Denying Jessica Romance  —  Though John Mayer has been coy about his romance with Jessica Simpson in the past, the singer may be loosening up a bit more when it comes to discussing their relationship.  —  When asked by Time Out New York, "So, what about Jessica?

Mischa Barton Smokes Pot (?) and Drives  —  Alright, first a disclaimer: While I have no direct evidence that Mischa Barton is in fact smoking pot, that is what it looks like.  Call me crazy, but in Hollywood, when you see someone smoking a hand-rolled cigarette, it's usually not a herbal cigarette.

Daniel Smith Police Report: New Revelations  —  Shortly after Anna Nicole Smith's son Daniel died while visiting his mother in a Bahamas hospital, Howard K. Stern appeared to have "flushed [a couple] of prescription drugs down the toilet" in the house he shared with Smith, according to a witness interviewed by Bahamian police.

Nicole Kidman On The State of Her Marriage Via Russell Crowe Working For Oprah  —  Oprah's Oscar special was last night .  The gimmick was that she had celebrities interview other celebrities.  Hasn't Interview magazine been twerking that for a while now?  Whatevs, I'm sure it's fascinating.