OSCARS ABSENCE WAS THE PITTS  —  ARE the Academy Awards chopped liver to Brad Pitt?  —  Eyebrows were raised when Angelina Jolie's man was a no-show at Hollywood's four-hour backslap to itself - even though he starred in one Best Picture nominee, "Babel," and was one of the producers of Best Picture winner "The Departed."

Britney's Post-Partum Struggle  —  TMZ has learned Britney Spears' troubles may have little to do with substance abuse.  Sources say doctors at her rehab facility think the underlying reason for her trouble may be post-partum depression.  —  Sources tell TMZ that Britney's doctors …

Foxy Brown: I'm a Victim of Police Brutality  —  Foxy Brown claims she was a victim of police brutality during a beauty store bust in Florida nearly two weeks ago.  —  The rapper held a press conference yesterday, and attacked the Pembroke Pines Police for their alleged treatment of her during her February 15 arrest.

Britney Spears has whole rehab wing to herself  —  Plus: David Cassidy tells all about his wild, buttery sex life  —  Britney Spears is rehabbing in style — and privacy.  —  The "Toxic singer" reportedly booked an entire wing for herself at Promises, the Malibu clinic where she's hoping to detox.

Shocking New Claim: Did Anna Nicole Have Lupus?  —  Startling new claims have emerged following the death of Anna Nicole Smith indicating that the model may have been suffering from lupus.  —  A medical examiner has yet to determine the cause of Smith's death almost three weeks ago in Seminole, Florida.

Larry Birkhead on Dannielynn: 'She Looks Like Me'  —  Larry Birkhead finally met the child he claims is his 5-month-old daughter, Dannielynn, whose mother is the late Anna Nicole Smith.  —  In their time together, Birkhead fed the baby, burped her - and she threw up on him …

Paris Hilton Hates the Kinkajous  —  Would you throw away a life filled with luxury and fame for a chance to bite the crap out of Paris Hilton?  For one exotic pet, the choice was simple.  Yes.  —  TMZ has obtained video of Paris' former pet kinkajou, Baby Luv, sinking her teeth …

Beckham Soccer Lesson Sold On The Cheap (Ha)  —  Oh, Becks.  While we over here at Pop headquarters are thrilled that the Beckhams are moving to the states (camera men in tow?), it seems that the joy may not be as collective as we thought.  At Elton John's AIDS benefit Oscar Party Auction …

Liev Schreiber: 'I'm Going to Be a Dad'  —  Conan O'Brien let the stork out of the bag Monday night - by congratulating Liev Schreiber for expecting a baby with Naomi Watts.  —  "Yes, I'm going to be a dad," Schreiber said in response to the announcement by the Late Night host.  "Very exciting."

WTF!!!!????  —  • WTF is She Wearing?  —  Thank god she got that recent round of plastic surgery — best money she ever spent 'cause girl is lookin' hot!  On fire!  —  SEE MORE AFTER THE JUMP »

This time, voting climate favors Al  —  'Truth' and Consequences: Al Gore accepts his Oscar.  —  The bad news is you can lose the presidency of the united States even when you win the popular vote.  But the good news is you can get an Oscar with fewer people than fit on a subway train.

Gwyneth: Being a Housewife Is 'Amazing'  —  Gwyneth Paltrow, who has been on a bit of a self-imposed career hiatus since becoming a wife and mother, says she's excited to get back to work - but calls the last three years the best of her life.  —  Asked on the Oprah Winfrey Show Monday …

An Oscar winner for best crowd scene  —  Jada Pinkett Smith, Will Smith and son Jaden  —  HOLLYWOOD - It was a night of new couples, old couples, estranged couples and guys on the prowl.  Whatever the state of their love lives, everybody sooner or later passed through the portals …

Posh in £10million deal for her own TV show  —  Victoria Beckham has signed a £10million deal with American TV network NBC to host her own tongue-in-cheek reality show.  —  The news broke as Victoria attended Sir Elton John's Oscars party at the Pacific Design Center in Hollywood.

WTF!!!  Kimberly Stewart: World's Most Eligible Bachelorette!?  —  Kimberly Stewart has been voted the world's most eligible bachelorette by FHM magazine.  The 27-year-old blonde, the daughter of rocker Rod Stewart, topped the poll voted for by FHM magazine readers.

Jenna Jameson looks like beef jerky  —  Jenna Jameson showed up to the 17th Annual Night Of 100 Stars Oscar Gala with Tito Ortiz looking like a, uh, this thing.  I have no idea how these two even got in.  Even if they were famous enough, you'd think the guy at the door would've stopped them and said, "Nuh uh.

Bijou Phillips Nude: Topless and Headless on the Hostel 2 Poster  —  Don't look for the new poster for Hostel II at your local cinema, or bus stop shelter, because it probably won't be there.  The reason for that, of course, is that it features Bijou Phillips nude, holding her own head.