Cameron and Jen Go Nose to Nose  —  Cameron Diaz, 34, couldn't stop gushing to Jennifer Aniston, 38, about a certain mystery man the two have in common, as the duo partied the evening away at the Night Before Oscar party at the Beverly Hills Hotel on February 24.  —  Who was this mystery man?

Smith to have 'over the top' memorial  —  NASSAU, Bahamas - Anna Nicole Smith will be buried in a custom-made gown next to her 20-year-old son following an "over the top" memorial service with a tightly controlled guest list, said a friend helping to organize the memorial.

Britney Leaves Rehab ... Not for Long!  —  Britney Spears took a break from rehab last night, for more rehab.  —  Sporting a wig underneath a brown hat, Britney was reportedly heading to an AA meeting in Santa Monica last night, smiling all the way.  —  We're told that Britney …

Travolta: Scientology could have saved Smith  —  Plus: Just $500 for a piece of Britney Spears' already chewed gum  —  John Travolta says that if Anna Nicole Smith had followed the teachings of Scientology she'd be alive today.  —  The "Pulp Fiction" star says that if the late pin …

Pete Doherty Tries Getting Stoned With Penguins  —  As if it's not enough to get himself, girlfriend Kate Moss and some of his cronies high, Babyshambles singer Pete Doherty has allegedly tried to get a penguin baked.  —  Doperty was visiting England's Cotswold Wildlife Park when witnesses …

DOUBLE-DIPPER  —  DJIMON Hounsou is one amorous guy.  Last week, the "Blood Diamond" star was all over Cameron Diaz.  This week, he turned his attention on Kimora Lee Simmons.  Hounsou and Simmons made out all night at Boulevard 3 in L.A. Tuesday during a Dom Perignon dinner for Forest Whitaker.

Jessica Biel Flees Stella McCartney Front Row  —  One minute she was posing and vamping for pictures in a sexy minidress.  But three minutes into Stella McCartney's show at the Palais de Chaillot in Paris today, Jessica Biel was escorted from the designer's front row - something never done at catwalk shows …

Heath Ledger's love problems  —  Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams' relationship is in trouble, it has been reported.  —  The 'Brokeback Mountain' star spent Valentine's Day surrounded by women at Los Angeles nightclub Teddy's while Michelle was in New York attending fashion week.

Call fashion police!  —  The case of the disappearing purse: Did Cate Blanchett's Oscar-night handbag go missing with a little help from sartorial magician Giorgio Armani?  —  Orlando Bloom offered Penelope Cruz a shoulder to cry on - and possibly a few other body parts as well - at Prince's post-Oscar party.

AP Entertainment Editor Institutes Ban on Paris Hilton Coverage  —  NEW YORK The Associated Press decided to give up a major vice last week: its addiction to stories about Paris Hilton.  In the past year, Hilton has appeared on the wire an average of twice a week.

Nicole Richie getting engaged?  —  Nicole Richie is rumoured to be getting engaged to Joel Madden.  —  'The Simple Life' star and the Good Charlotte frontman visited Los Angeles jewellery store XIV Karats on February 19.  —  Nicole, 25, tried on several ruby necklaces before buying one for half-price at $3,350.

Chris and wife acting like marriage is Rock solid  —  Chris and Malaak's marriage: Rock-y, or Rock-steady?  —  Kerry Washington, the co-star of Chris Rock's latest film, just called off her engagement.  Did he Rock her resolve?  —  Director Mira Nair is glad her teenage son lead her to actor Karl Penn …

JENNIFER HUDSON SAYS NO TO NUDITY SCENES  —  ATTN.  BRITNEY/LINDSAY/PARIS: Don't expect any of that Girls-Gone- Wacko gah-bahge from "Dreamgirls" Oscar nominee JENNIFER HUDSON - she just nixed a $3 million role in a Warner Bros. flick because of a nude scene!

Gisele: "I Want Kids!"  —  Supermodel Gisele Bundchen wants to spread her good genes.  In the new issue of Italian Vanity Fair, the Victoria's Secret model revealed that she wants a big family.  —  When the magazine asked Bundchen whether she wants to have kids, she replied …

DJ Lohan's Triumphant Return to the Turntables  —  DJ Lohan is back!  I was worried we may have lost her forever!  Hipster dance music will reign again!  Anyway, Lindsay resumed her post at the turntables at Les Deux in Hollywood last night.  I assume that DJ Kid Millionaire Steve Aoki …

Jake Gyllenhaal Traumatized By Niece's Diaper  —  Brokeback Mountain star Jake Gyllenhaal desperately wanted to prove he was a good uncle to new niece Ramona, but became overwhelmed when he attempted to change her diaper.  —  The star's sister Maggie gave birth to a daughter in October …

MOM SOLIDARITY  —  BRIDGET Moynahan - three months pregnant with her ex-boyfriend Tom Brady's baby - has the support of another woman who was dumped while she was expecting, Mary-Louise Parker.  Moynahan and Parker grabbed breakfast yesterday at City Bakery and were "deep in conversation," a spy said.