Smith to have 'over the top' memorial  —  NASSAU, Bahamas - Anna Nicole Smith will be buried in a custom-made gown next to her 20-year-old son following an "over the top" memorial service with a tightly controlled guest list, said a friend helping to organize the memorial.

X17 XCLUSIVE - BRITNEY LEAVES REHAB!  —  Okay, so Britney didn't really leave rehab, she just went to an AA meeting in Santa Monica — her first field trip outside of the treatment facility, that we know of, and Britney was in good spirits and looking wonderful!

THURS  —  .:Bobby Brown Is Coming To Town!  —  Kane offered to pay Bobby Brown's child support if he appeared on the Kane Show for one calendar week and he accepted the offer!!  —  .:Want To Be A Redskins Cheerleader?  —  Auditions are coming up and the girls are having prep classes...

DOUBLE-DIPPER  —  DJIMON Hounsou is one amorous guy.  Last week, the "Blood Diamond" star was all over Cameron Diaz.  This week, he turned his attention on Kimora Lee Simmons.  Hounsou and Simmons made out all night at Boulevard 3 in L.A. Tuesday during a Dom Perignon dinner for Forest Whitaker.

TWO BUNDLES OF JOY  —  Patrick Dempsey is one proud papa as he cuddles new twin sons Sullivan Patrick and Darby Galen.  Born Feb. 1 at an L.A.-area hospital, the boys made their debut with some help from dad, whose role as Dr. Derek "McDreamy" Shepherd on Grey's Anatomy came in handy.

Banjo-playing Pete shambles into Kate's flat  —  Kate Moss might be forgiven for thinking her house guest was a character in Sixties comedy Steptoe and Son but, no, it was merely the latest chapter in her soap-opera relationship with singer Pete Doherty.  —  The Babyshambles front man removed …

Chris and wife acting like marriage is Rock solid  —  Chris and Malaak's marriage: Rock-y, or Rock-steady?  —  Kerry Washington, the co-star of Chris Rock's latest film, just called off her engagement.  Did he Rock her resolve?  —  Director Mira Nair is glad her teenage son lead her to actor Karl Penn …

Call fashion police!  —  The case of the disappearing purse: Did Cate Blanchett's Oscar-night handbag go missing with a little help from sartorial magician Giorgio Armani?  —  Orlando Bloom offered Penelope Cruz a shoulder to cry on - and possibly a few other body parts as well - at Prince's post-Oscar party.

Nicole Richie getting engaged?  —  Nicole Richie is rumoured to be getting engaged to Joel Madden.  —  'The Simple Life' star and the Good Charlotte frontman visited Los Angeles jewellery store XIV Karats on February 19.  —  Nicole, 25, tried on several ruby necklaces before buying one for half-price at $3,350.

Gisele: "I Want Kids!"  —  Supermodel Gisele Bundchen wants to spread her good genes.  In the new issue of Italian Vanity Fair, the Victoria's Secret model revealed that she wants a big family.  —  When the magazine asked Bundchen whether she wants to have kids, she replied …

Travolta: Scientology could have saved Smith  —  Plus: Just $500 for a piece of Britney Spears' already chewed gum  —  John Travolta says that if Anna Nicole Smith had followed the teachings of Scientology she'd be alive today.  —  The "Pulp Fiction" star says that if the late pin …

Victoria's Secret Foursome  —  Here's Karolina Kurkova, Alessandra Ambrosio, Isabel Goulart & Selita Ebanks at some Victoria's Secret event which is not important.  What's important is that seeing all four of them together just brightened up my day.  You see, my internet has been messed …

JENNIFER HUDSON SAYS NO TO NUDITY SCENES  —  ATTN.  BRITNEY/LINDSAY/PARIS: Don't expect any of that Girls-Gone- Wacko gah-bahge from "Dreamgirls" Oscar nominee JENNIFER HUDSON - she just nixed a $3 million role in a Warner Bros. flick because of a nude scene!

Antonella Barba Gets to Stay!  —  American Idol producer, Nigel Lythgoe, finally spoke up about whether or not he's going to let Antonella Barba stay on the show after countless racy photos including some of her topless, underage drinking and posing in a wet, see-through shirt …

Heath Ledger's love problems  —  Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams' relationship is in trouble, it has been reported.  —  The 'Brokeback Mountain' star spent Valentine's Day surrounded by women at Los Angeles nightclub Teddy's while Michelle was in New York attending fashion week.

MOM SOLIDARITY  —  BRIDGET Moynahan - three months pregnant with her ex-boyfriend Tom Brady's baby - has the support of another woman who was dumped while she was expecting, Mary-Louise Parker.  Moynahan and Parker grabbed breakfast yesterday at City Bakery and were "deep in conversation," a spy said.

Diddy Combs Ordered To Not Sing Diddy Lyric In Uk.  —  Diddy Combs Ordered To Not Sing Diddy Lyric In Uk.... A British judge has ordered rap mogul Sean 'Diddy' Combs to not refer to himself as 'Diddy' in a song lyric when he performs at Wembley Arena in London next month (Apr07).