Stern, Birkhead Attend Anna Nicole Funeral  —  Anna Nicole Smith was buried Friday after a 90-minute church ceremony during which the three people who had battled over her remains since her Feb. 8 death spoke movingly and, in the case of her companion Howard K. Stern, angrily.

Britney's Boutique Therapy- UPDATED  —  Like Lindsay Lohan before her, Britney Spears has been shopping from rehab.  —  Sources tell Us that Spears spent a lot of last weekend in Promises Treatment Center shopping online at shopintuition.com, the Web site for the posh L.A. boutique Intuition.

Brooke Shields Willing to Help Britney Spears  —  Brooke Shields is reaching out to Britney Spears, who is currently in rehab.  —  "I hope she's fine," Shields, 41, tells TV's Access Hollywood in an interview to air Monday.  "I believe she's going to be fine, and she just needs the support and her kids.

Nicole Richie Treated for Dehydration  —  RECOMMENDED (0)  —  Life got rough for Nicole Richie on Friday.  —  The Simple Life star was treated for dehydration Friday while working on the E! reality series.  —  Richie apparently felt ill, was examined by an on-set doctor and then taken to a nearby hospital.

Listen To This: New Music From Tori Amos!!!!  —  The moment we've been waiting for!!!!  —  Tori's back and PerezHilton.com is pleased to present I'm A MILF, the first single from her spring release, America Doll Possee.  —  Yes, you read that correctly.  The song is called I'm A MILF....as in "Mother I'd Like to F**k."

For Pete's sake, go home to bed Kate!  —  Primal Scream frontman Bobby Gillespie played hero last night when he waded into a vicious row between his best pal Kate Moss and her boyfriend Pete Doherty.  —  The couple had a blazing bust-up backstage at the NME Awards after Babyshambles star Pete …

It's A Melrose Place Reunion  —  We caught Heather Locklear and Jack Wagner out on a date at Mr. Chow's last night - it looks like they're finally going above-ground with their relationship!  (Well, either that or Amanda needed to schedule an emergency check-up with Dr. Burns!)  —  SEE MORE AFTER THE JUMP »

WHEREVER HE GOES, HE'S NOT GOING AWAY  —  LENO is not - not - going into the night softly.  Years back NBC gam bled he'd cool down around now, as would his older viewers, and Conan would heat up around now with his younger viewers.  With nice money changing hands, they thus contractually guaranteed Jay Leno's spot to Conan O'Brien.

Cheers's Cliff to Join Dancing with the Stars  —  Now a new generation of viewers will know his name: Former Cheers star John Ratzenberger will join the cast of Dancing with the Stars, ABC announced Friday on Good Morning America.  —  Ratzenberger, who played Cliff Clavin on the popular barroom sitcom …

Nice Boobs, Dude  —  Jesse, once you get B-cups, it's time to stop with the chest presses at the gym.  The evolutionary reason women have permanently enlarged boobs is to mimic the butts that initially attracted males when everyone was monkeys.  Check it out: … See?  You're basically a prehistoric tranny.

'Zodiac' director had actors ready to murder - him  —  Thank Jake Gyllenhaal for the new honesty in movie promotion.  —  The "Zodiac" star did not back away Wednesday night from his recent comments that director David Fincher was an a—, er, perfectionist, while filming the story of the 1969 San Francisco serial killer.

Kate Beckinsale Isn't Wearing a Bra  —  What better way to kick off the weekend than with pictures of Kate Beckinsale forgetting to wear her bra?  Well, she could forget to wear her shirt too, but I doubt that will ever happen.  What I want to know is do girls actually forget, or so they purposely forget to wear a bra?

Nicole Kidman Prepared In Case She Meets An Amorous Bull In A Dark Alley  —  For her latest film, "Australia," Nicole Kidman has learned how to castrate young bulls.  In it, she will take on the role of a 1930's blueblood who comes into a cattle ranch in the Outback.

Kirsten Dunst: Lying Coke Whore  —  Holy Moly has a mole in Hollywood ( a Holly Holy Moly mole) who delivered this gem about a well known snaggle-toothed blonde with a propensity for telling porky pies.  —  We'll open with a damning Dunst quote before we proceed to the Oscar night drama.

Avril Lavigne & Keeley Hazell Do Arena Magazine For The Finish  —  I must say that Arena Magazine has outdone itself this time.  They've managed to get Avril Lavigne for their cover, and if that wasn't good enough, you can also find a semi nude Keeley Hazell in the very same issue!

Peaches Geldof avoids exposing too much!  —  Could you imagine what Bob Geldof would've done to her if she did?  Maybe other stars can follow her example how to get out of a car without showing off what color underwear they are wearing or if the carpets march the drapes?

Damage Control: "Grey's Anatomy"  —  In response to false reports that Katherine Heigl was not going to be coming back to "Grey's Anatomy" for a continued season, both Heigl and ABC have released statements that definitively confirm that she has no interest in leaving the hit medical drama.