Britney's Boutique Therapy  —  Britney Spears left rehab for the second time this week, but this time it wasn't for an AA meeting.  She was looking for some retail healing.  —  Spears, 25, left Promises Treatment Center in Malibu at around 7:30 p.m. on Thursday night in the company of a driver and two bodyguards.

Inside Anna's Funeral  —  Outside, it was a circus.  Inside, it was beautiful.  —  Larry Birkhead, Howard K. Stern, Virgie Arthur and several hundred more of Anna Nicole Smith's closest friends and family paid their last respects to the former Playboy Playmate and TRIMSPA spokesperson …

Damn Sexy Avril Lavigne Pictures from Arena  —  Say what you will about Avril Lavigne's music, you can't deny that she is a sexy, sexy girl.  Okay, maybe you can deny it when she goes all "punk" and starts spitting on people, and flipping them off, but she definitely cleans up nice.

Official: Angelina Jolie Files to Adopt in Vietnam  —  Angelina Jolie has filed papers to adopt a child in Vietnam, the country's top adoption official said Friday.  —  According to the Associated Press, the director of Vietnam's International Adoption Agency said an American adoption agency …

Her Milkshake Brings All the Cops to the (Jail)Yard  —  Singer Kelis was arrested early Friday morning in Miami Beach after screaming racial obscenities at two female police officers who were posing as prostitutes.  Damn.  She's bossy!  —  The officers were working an undercover operation in South Beach …

Brooke Shields Willing to Help Britney Spears  —  Brooke Shields is reaching out to Britney Spears, who is currently in rehab.  —  "I hope she's fine," Shields, 41, tells TV's Access Hollywood in an interview to air Monday.  "I believe she's going to be fine, and she just needs the support and her kids.

Posh victim of pig attack  —  Victoria Beckham's US visit didn't go as well as she'd have us all believe, after it was revealed she was the victim of a pig attack.  —  As she visited a science block in one school, a pack of pot belly pigs made a b-line for the would-be fashion guru.

Nicole Richie Treated for Dehydration  —  RECOMMENDED (0)  —  Life got rough for Nicole Richie on Friday.  —  The Simple Life star was treated for dehydration Friday while working on the E! reality series.  —  Richie apparently felt ill, was examined by an on-set doctor and then taken to a nearby hospital.

ROSIE DIG IS CRYING SHAME  —  AN on-air dig from co-host Rosie O'Donnell during an episode of "The View" this week left co-host Elisabeth Hasselbeck in tears after the taping, sources told Page Six.  "Elisabeth just can't take it any more," the insider said of her tensions with O'Donnell, who constantly slams her conservative stance.

Katherine Heigl 'Embarrassed' by Contract Flap  —  The verbal slugfest between Grey's Anatomy's Katherine Heigl and the show's producers has entered a new round, with Heigl zinging her bosses for going public on their salary dispute.  —  "I am embarrassed that this has become a public matter …

Cheers's Cliff to Join Dancing with the Stars  —  Now a new generation of viewers will know his name: Former Cheers star John Ratzenberger will join the cast of Dancing with the Stars, ABC announced Friday on Good Morning America.  —  Ratzenberger, who played Cliff Clavin on the popular barroom sitcom …

'Zodiac' director had actors ready to murder - him  —  Thank Jake Gyllenhaal for the new honesty in movie promotion.  —  The "Zodiac" star did not back away Wednesday night from his recent comments that director David Fincher was an a—, er, perfectionist, while filming the story of the 1969 San Francisco serial killer.

WHEREVER HE GOES, HE'S NOT GOING AWAY  —  LENO is not - not - going into the night softly.  Years back NBC gam bled he'd cool down around now, as would his older viewers, and Conan would heat up around now with his younger viewers.  With nice money changing hands, they thus contractually guaranteed Jay Leno's spot to Conan O'Brien.

Listen To This: New Music From Tori Amos!!!!  —  The moment we've been waiting for!!!!  —  Tori's back and PerezHilton.com is pleased to present I'm A MILF, the first single from her spring release, America Doll Possee.  —  Yes, you read that correctly.  The song is called I'm A MILF....as in "Mother I'd Like to F**k."

Jennifer Love Hewitt's Breasts are Perfect...  for Selling Bras  —  01:26 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Jennifer Love Hewitt  —  If there's one thing about Jennifer Love Hewitt that has consistently captivated audiences around the world, it's actually two things.

It's A Melrose Place Reunion  —  We caught Heather Locklear and Jack Wagner out on a date at Mr. Chow's last night - it looks like they're finally going above-ground with their relationship!  (Well, either that or Amanda needed to schedule an emergency check-up with Dr. Burns!)  —  SEE MORE AFTER THE JUMP »

Nice Boobs, Dude  —  Jesse, once you get B-cups, it's time to stop with the chest presses at the gym.  The evolutionary reason women have permanently enlarged boobs is to mimic the butts that initially attracted males when everyone was monkeys.  Check it out: … See?  You're basically a prehistoric tranny.