Joel Madden Accused of Battering a Woman  —  TMZ has learned that the Beverly Hills Police Department is investigating rocker Joel Madden, after a female photographer filed a "crime report" claiming he attacked her during a violent confrontation over the weekend.

Sharon Stone is Really, Really Pretty  —  If you think Katharine McPhee is really, really pretty, then you'll just love Sharon Stone.  —  Looks like the wicked witch's spell has been broken, and we can finally see what Sharon Stone really looks like.  My my, if she isn't just the prettiest girl in the world.

"Laguna Beach" Star Will Go to Jail  —  Jason Wahler, star of MTV's "The Hills" and "Laguna Beach," pleaded no contest today to one count of battery, and was sentenced to 60 days in Los Angeles County Jail.  —  Wahler, 20, and model Kristin DeLuca, 25, were arrested in September 2006 …

Russell Simmons Okay with Kimora & Djimon  —  Russell Simmons says he's just fine with his estranged wife, Kimora Lee Simmons, spending time with Oscar nominee Djimon Hounsou.  —  "He's a wonderful guy, a very sweet guy," Simmons, 49, told PEOPLE Monday at the New York City premiere of HBO's Life Support.

Rachel McAdams Gushes About Ryan Gosling  —  Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling played lovers in 2004's The Notebook, but didn't begin their off-screen romance until "quite a while after the movie," she says.  —  And even though McAdams wasn't with Gosling, 26, on Oscar night - she was working …

Paris Hilton Is Not The Best Role Model, But We Already Knew That  —  The former Hole singer joined Paris for a belated birthday celebration in Beverly Hills restaurant The Prime Grill on February 25.  According to the New York Daily News newspaper, Courtney has revealed she saw a pile of 'white powder' in the rest room.

William WILL get married to Kate, MPs told  —  Prince William and Kate Middleton will get married, MPs have been told.  —  A House of Commons select committee has heard that William, 24, had spoken openly about his plans.  —  Respected royal photographer Arthur Edwards …

Rosie Slams "Idol" as Racist, Weightist  —  Rosie O'Donnell laid a smackdown on "American Idol" this morning from her perch on "The View," saying that "Idol" canned former contestant Frenchie Davis for her breast-baring snapshots, but kept current wannabe Antonella Barba despite hers …

Hathaway insists on no tongues  —  It started with a kiss ... Anne gets steamy in Havoc  —  THE Devil Wears Prada actress ANNE HATHAWAY has dished the dirt on some of Hollywood's hunkiest leading men and how they like to kiss.  —  And while she rates Becoming Jane co-star JAMES McAVOY …

Courteney and David: We Are Not On The Rocks  —  Courteney Cox, 42, and David Arquette, 35, are slamming recent reports in Star and Life & Style magazines claiming that their 7-year marriage is on the rocks, and that Cox has been cozy with Dirt costar Josh Stewart.  —  A rep for the couple tells Us:

MISCHA'S WILD PARTYING TOO MUCH EVEN FOR A ROCK STAR  —  Rock star Cisco Adler dumped gorgeous Mischa Barton because he was fed up with her mood swings and wild partying.  —  That's the REAL story behind the recent split of the sexy former "O.C." star and the Whitestarr singer, say sources.

NAOMI CAMPBELL TO MOP FLOORS IN NYC FOR COMMUNITY SERVICE IN MAID ATTACK  —  Get ready for "Trashin' Week."  —  Maid-bashin' fashion model Naomi Campbell has been assigned her five days of community service — a Monday-through-Friday stint mopping floors at a Sanitation Department warehouse on the Lower East Side of Manhattan.

Howard admits, 'I'm not the father'  —  Howard K. Stern has reportedly admitted he's not the father of Anna Nicole Smith's daughter Dannielynn and is now willing to sign over the paternity rights to the man who believes he is the baby's real dad, Larry Birkhead — for the right price.

Braff could make big bucks — if 'Scrubs' renewed … LOS ANGELES, California (Hollywood Reporter) — Zach Braff is about to land a big payday, as long as his hospital comedy "Scrubs" gets renewed by NBC for a seventh season.  —  The actor has cut a one-year deal with "Scrubs" …

Mariah Carey plays Second Fiddle for movie shot in town  —  Mariah Carey sang country music in Nashville last week.  Don't get excited — it was just for a movie.  —  She was filming the independent film Tennessee with Lance Reddick, Ethan Peck and Adam Rothenberg.

Green Day in the new 'Simpsons' film?  —  They are also rumoured to have song in the movie  —  Green Day are rumoured to be featured in the new Simpsons film 'The Simpsons Movie'.  —  A spokesperson for 20th Century Fox would not confirm anything, but according to the band's record label …

If We Took A Holiday  —  News broke over the weekend that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have begun the official process of adopting another child into their family, this one from Vietnam.  While Brad was busy taking care of the kiddies (even taking little Shiloh Nouvel to work with him one day) …