Joel Madden Accused of Battering a Woman  —  TMZ has learned that the Beverly Hills Police Department is investigating rocker Joel Madden, after a female photographer filed a "crime report" claiming he attacked her during a violent confrontation over the weekend.

Sharon Stone is Really, Really Pretty  —  If you think Katharine McPhee is really, really pretty, then you'll just love Sharon Stone.  —  Looks like the wicked witch's spell has been broken, and we can finally see what Sharon Stone really looks like.  My my, if she isn't just the prettiest girl in the world.

PARIS IN GROCERY CART BATTLE  —  WHAM!  BAM!...THANK YOU, PARIS!  After a slam-bang shopping cart attack, PARIS HILTON was asked to leave a BevHills market.  The bizarre cart-fight began when Haughty Hilton ordered a female shopper to stop blocking the aisle with her cart.

Braff could make big bucks — if 'Scrubs' renewed … LOS ANGELES, California (Hollywood Reporter) — Zach Braff is about to land a big payday, as long as his hospital comedy "Scrubs" gets renewed by NBC for a seventh season.  —  The actor has cut a one-year deal with "Scrubs" …

Russell Simmons Okay with Kimora & Djimon  —  Russell Simmons says he's just fine with his estranged wife, Kimora Lee Simmons, spending time with Oscar nominee Djimon Hounsou.  —  "He's a wonderful guy, a very sweet guy," Simmons, 49, told PEOPLE Monday at the New York City premiere of HBO's Life Support.

NAOMI CAMPBELL TO MOP FLOORS IN NYC FOR COMMUNITY SERVICE IN MAID ATTACK  —  Get ready for "Trashin' Week."  —  Maid-bashin' fashion model Naomi Campbell has been assigned her five days of community service — a Monday-through-Friday stint mopping floors at a Sanitation Department warehouse on the Lower East Side of Manhattan.

"Laguna Beach" Star Will Go to Jail  —  Jason Wahler, star of MTV's "The Hills" and "Laguna Beach," pleaded no contest today to one count of battery, and was sentenced to 60 days in Los Angeles County Jail.  —  Wahler, 20, and model Kristin DeLuca, 25, were arrested in September 2006 …

William WILL get married to Kate, MPs told  —  Prince William and Kate Middleton will get married, MPs have been told.  —  A House of Commons select committee has heard that William, 24, had spoken openly about his plans.  —  Respected royal photographer Arthur Edwards …

Hathaway insists on no tongues  —  It started with a kiss ... Anne gets steamy in Havoc  —  THE Devil Wears Prada actress ANNE HATHAWAY has dished the dirt on some of Hollywood's hunkiest leading men and how they like to kiss.  —  And while she rates Becoming Jane co-star JAMES McAVOY …

Courteney and David: We Are Not On The Rocks  —  Courteney Cox, 42, and David Arquette, 35, are slamming recent reports in Star and Life & Style magazines claiming that their 7-year marriage is on the rocks, and that Cox has been cozy with Dirt costar Josh Stewart.  —  A rep for the couple tells Us:

Howard admits, 'I'm not the father'  —  Howard K. Stern has reportedly admitted he's not the father of Anna Nicole Smith's daughter Dannielynn and is now willing to sign over the paternity rights to the man who believes he is the baby's real dad, Larry Birkhead — for the right price.

Rachel McAdams Gushes About Ryan Gosling  —  Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling played lovers in 2004's The Notebook, but didn't begin their off-screen romance until "quite a while after the movie," she says.  —  And even though McAdams wasn't with Gosling, 26, on Oscar night - she was working …

TASTE OF RACHAEL  —  RACHAEL Ray was attacked by a dog in Union Square Park Saturday while bravely defending her pit-bull mix, Isaboo.  According to the TV host's rep, "This dog came up - there was no owner in sight - and became aggressive.  Rachael and some others shooed it away, but it came back and attacked Isaboo.

MISCHA'S WILD PARTYING TOO MUCH EVEN FOR A ROCK STAR  —  Rock star Cisco Adler dumped gorgeous Mischa Barton because he was fed up with her mood swings and wild partying.  —  That's the REAL story behind the recent split of the sexy former "O.C." star and the Whitestarr singer, say sources.

TIGHT SCRUTINY  —  JAKE Gyllenhaal is way beyond the simple choice of boxers vs. briefs.  A shopper in Bloomingdale's underwear department recently watched the "Brokeback Mountain" star with a salesman "combing through every style . . . A good 10 minutes later, Jake was still at it …

A sore subject for Smith  —  Get well soon, Will Smith!  —  The leading man (right) is being treated at the Hospital for Special Surgery on the upper East Side, his rep confirms.  "Will strained his shoulder on Thursday morning and after work immediately went to the hospital," his spokeswoman told us yesterday.

Mariah Carey plays Second Fiddle for movie shot in town  —  Mariah Carey sang country music in Nashville last week.  Don't get excited — it was just for a movie.  —  She was filming the independent film Tennessee with Lance Reddick, Ethan Peck and Adam Rothenberg.