Salma Hayek: Engaged and Pregnant!  —  Double the good news for Salma Hayek: The actress is engaged to businessman boyfriend François-Henri Pinault - and she's pregnant.  —  "Businessman, François-Henri Pinault, and his fiancée, Salma Hayek, are happy to announce …

Courtney Love Sued Over Rehab Bill  —  Luxe treatment center says singer owes $181,000 for 2005 stay  —  A swanky California drug treatment facility claims that Courtney Love spent three months there in late-2005 and has since ignored demands to pay her outstanding $181,000 tab.

Madonna Pulls a Britney  —  You'd think that after raising three children, achieving spiritual enlightenment, and witnessing Britney's public mishaps, Madonna would have it all figured out by now.  Apparently not.  —  On March 2, Madonna, 48, was caught taking off in her Escalade ESV without buckling up 17-month-old son, David.

Jennifer Garner Wants Another Child  —  Jennifer Garner admits there are pitfalls to being a Hollywood mom - but she and husband Ben Affleck are planning to have another baby, anyway.  —  "I'm assuming we'll have at least one more, but not for a while," the former Alias star …

Grey's Anatomy Cast Now Able To Afford Better Class of Homophobia Rehab  —  A bunch of the stars of Grey's Anatomy got a salary bump .  Ellen Pompeo made bank, as she's now bringing in 200K per episode.  That ain't Seinfeld, but it's nothing to sneer at.  I wish I was making that per episode.

All's Fair as editor gets roasted  —  Wednesday night's meat locker weather was an inconvenient truth for climate change crusaders at the Natural Resources Defense Council gala.  But impish friends of honoree Graydon Carter treated the Vanity Fair editor to some global warming of his very own.

Kim Kardashian's sex tape is going to be released on March 21 (NSFW or under-18)  —  Paris Hilton's on and off BFF, stylist Kim Kardashian, shot to fame last spring when she dated newly single Nick Lachey briefly.  Everyone wanted to know more about the exotic-looking daughter of deceased O.J. Simpson lawyer Robert Kardashian.

Barba: Skanky Pics Were an "Unnecessary Distraction"  —  Although rejected Jerseyite "Idol" wannabeen Antonella Barba was distracted by racy pics of her that spread over the web, her parental units apparently didn't blink an eye.  —  "They're really encouraging me to just not get battered …

Foxy gets slapped with 2 Florida raps  —  Hot-tempered hip-hop diva Foxy Brown has two more misdemeanors on her rap sheet.  —  Prosecutors in South Florida formally charged the rapper on Wednesday for her latest outburst - allegedly rumbling with the owner of a beauty supply shop three weeks ago.

Sundance to Ryan: Arrogant Finalist Claiming Victory  —  The horribly bearded Sundance Head was booted from "American Idol" last night — and today he admits there's one cocky SOB left in the bunch.  —  The rejected singer was on Ryan Seacrest's KIIS-FM morning show, where he said one of the guys remaining …

Joe Simpson says no rehab for his girls  —  According to IOL, Joe Simpson, one of the creepiest dads in Hollywood, says you will never see his girls (Ashlee and Jessica Simpson) in rehab like Britney Spears.  —  While he feels for Britney, he says his girls are not like her and would not follow the same path as her.

Lindsay Lohan Looking Leggy  —  Lindsay Lohan makes me laugh.  She's so desperate for attention that she actively seekes it out.  No, there's no Lindsay Lohan pussy today, and no Lindsay Lohan nipple, either. rather a more subtle "look at me moment."  —  I've got to say …

Tohono O'odham With Love  —  Move over, Dannielynn; Anna Nicole's Native son is alive and well on the Tohono O'odham reservation, and he may be the rightful heir to the tabloid temptress' millions  —  Little Marshall Soto is glued to the TV this Friday morning in his dad's modest home just outside of Sells …

PORTIA DE ROSSI - HEADED FOR A RELAPSE?  —  good evening ladies & gents!  everyone i know totally loves ellen degeneres including my mom!  ellen's girlfriend funny gal portia de rossi is the coolest!  (she rocked on both ally mcbeal and arrested development) i think they make an amazing couple …

Guess Who Got A Little Cheeky  —  You can probably place the dress - but can you place the ass?  —  SEE MORE AFTER THE JUMP »

Ashley Massaro.  Naked Wrestler.  Super Athlete.  —  It's a slow week, so in lieu of juicy gossip I'll do what any self respecting professional writer would do.  Offer a discourse on the dichotomy of nature vs. nurture child rearing and how disparate and often confusing messages from male …