'Idol' castoff Barba focused on singing career  —  Antonella Barba, whose controversial, semi-nude Internet-posted photos overshadowed her singing talents and those of other American Idol contestants, said she hopes to embark on a professional singing career despite Thursday's elimination from the Fox talent show.

NOT A PEEP WHILE SHE SLEEPS  —  CROWN Publishers has bought rights to a new book that will detail the diva behavior of material mama Madonna.  The memoir, cheekily titled "Live To Tell: My Life as Madonna's Nanny" (after one of the songstress' early hits), is written by Melissa Dumas.

Madonna To Guest Star on 'Nip/Tuck'  —  Madonna is set to join the cast of hit plastic surgery drama Nip/Tuck after confessing she's a big fan of the show.  Creator Ryan Murphy reveals he's currently writing a part for the pop superstar.  Murphy would like Madonna to play opposite pal …

Eva Wants Kenny Chesney to Sing at Wedding  —  As her July 7 wedding to Tony Parker draws nearer, Eva Longoria has a surprise to spring on the event's entertainer.  —  "My friend Kenny [Chesney] is going to sing at my wedding, the Desperate Housewives star tells Cosmopolitan for its April issue.

Courtney Love Stiffed A Rehab  —  The exclusive Beau Monde (it sounds like a foreign film starring Catherine Deneuve) rehab is alleging that Courtney Love forgot to pay the tab .

Gwen Stefani, Pink, Borat Team Up For 'Idol' Charity Special  —  'Idol Gives Back' poverty-relief benefit will air over two nights in April.  —  "American Idol" will launch an ambitious poverty-relief campaign in April with a two-night spectacular that is slated to feature performances from Gwen Stefani …

Rosie O'Donnell is Embarrassing  —  I can't even begin to describe the level of insanity on The View.  It's a bunch of catty women who think they're profound when they manage to throw in an insult about the war in Iraq in the middle of their discussion about pet fashion or the 10 ways to tell if your man is cheating on you.

Lola and Sister Sam Win Our Cute Kids Contest  —  Speaking of cute kids, Denise and her girls are gorgeous!  —  SEE MORE AFTER THE JUMP »

I am - Abi Titmuss Bikini Pics of the Day  —  Here are some older pictures of Abi Titmuss in her bikini.  I am posting them because I don't know what to do with myself now that my website is down.  I went out last night and got wasted, really wasted, and really really wasted.

Rachael Ray Wants To Ruin the Point Of Donuts  —  The food show host, Rachael Ray, is adding her face as "brand representative" to help promote Dunkin' Donuts new menu, which will feature health-conscious food and drinks that will hopefully contain no trans-fat.

Grey's Anatomy Cast Now Able To Afford Better Class of Homophobia Rehab  —  A bunch of the stars of Grey's Anatomy got a salary bump .  Ellen Pompeo made bank, as she's now bringing in 200K per episode.  That ain't Seinfeld, but it's nothing to sneer at.  I wish I was making that per episode.

Kate and Her Curves Win Magazine Lawsuit  —  Kate Winslet looked fabulous as always (and a little like Madonna, or is that just me?) out with her two kids in New York last week.  It's hard not to love Kate, who has always struck me as one of the most gracious and down-to-earth (as lame as that phrase is) celebrities around.

Adriana Lima - Sexy Pictures  —  Damn photographers.  How do they always make the model appear as if she's peering into my soul?  Could she really be that shocked my pants are around my ankles?  —  Adriana Lima, in this sexy celebrity picture set, is doing what she does best.  Showing off.

Mark Ruffalo, Wife Expecting Third Child  —  Zodiac star Mark Ruffalo and his wife, Sunrise Coigney, are expecting their third child, a representative confirms to PEOPLE.  —  When his new movie premiered in Hollywood March 1, the actor, 39, told PEOPLE that he longed for another child to fill out his brood …

Fashion Disaster of the Day: Lindsay Lohan  —  More of Lindsay Lohan's fashion disaster, and what the editors had to say about it, after the jump.  —  Lisa Timmons: Axl Rose has really let himself go.  —  J. Harvey: She's just stopped trying.  Is she going to open her coat and sell me some watches?

TRACEY EDMONDS SAYS EDDIE MURPHY IS NOT GAY: TV exec asked the tough questions on Chicago's Power 92.  —  *During a phone call to "Trey the Chocolate Jock Morning Jump-off" show on Chicago's Power 92, Tracey Edmonds plugged the current fourth season of BET's "College Hill," which she executive produces.

Mechanic: I have sex with cars  —  Car horn ... motor-fetish Chris strolls among some good-looking models  —  MECHANIC Chris Donald loves his work — he has sex with CARS.  —  And he admitted last night: "Some men like boobs and bums, but I much prefer curvy bodywork."

Jen Says She Wants Another Baby, Someday  —  It's been so fun seeing the Affleck family enjoy Vancouver despite what looks like pretty dreary weather.  Jen is already talking about baby number two but it looks like we're going to have to wait a little longer before that happens.