Madonna To Guest Star on 'Nip/Tuck'  —  Madonna is set to join the cast of hit plastic surgery drama Nip/Tuck after confessing she's a big fan of the show.  Creator Ryan Murphy reveals he's currently writing a part for the pop superstar.  Murphy would like Madonna to play opposite pal …

Lindsay Lohan... Blonde!  —  And just like that... Poof!  She's blonde.  —  I Gots to say, I'm liking the Lindsay Lohan blonde thing.  I still think she looks best as a Redhead, and second best as a Brunette, but this new Blonde look is rather sexy.  Probably because it's not some crazy peroxide jobby.

NOT A PEEP WHILE SHE SLEEPS  —  CROWN Publishers has bought rights to a new book that will detail the diva behavior of material mama Madonna.  The memoir, cheekily titled "Live To Tell: My Life as Madonna's Nanny" (after one of the songstress' early hits), is written by Melissa Dumas.

Lindsay Shows NYC Her New Look  —  Lindsay jetted off to NYC and stopped by her one of her favorite restaurants, Balthazar.  Hmm, Balthazar and those yummy fries.  Anyway, after she ate she headed out for some SoHo shopping.  With Lindsay in NYC, we can be sure to expect some crazy stories …

Eva Wants Kenny Chesney to Sing at Wedding  —  As her July 7 wedding to Tony Parker draws nearer, Eva Longoria has a surprise to spring on the event's entertainer.  —  "My friend Kenny [Chesney] is going to sing at my wedding, the Desperate Housewives star tells Cosmopolitan for its April issue.

Lindsay Gets VIP Treatment At LAX  —  Lindsay can easily get past any velvet ropes in this city, include those at the airport!  La Lohan breezed right under the ropes at LAX in typical VIP style ...  But she still has to pass security just like the rest of us!  —  more pix inside ...

'Idol' castoff Barba focused on singing career  —  Antonella Barba, whose controversial, semi-nude Internet-posted photos overshadowed her singing talents and those of other American Idol contestants, said she hopes to embark on a professional singing career despite Thursday's elimination from the Fox talent show.

A Karolina Kurkova Quickie  —  How hot is supermodel Karolina Kurkova?  So hot that you shouldn't be reading this and should be busy clicking away at the pictures.  That's how hot she is.  Hello?  Are you listening to me?

Rosie O'Donnell is Embarrassing  —  I can't even begin to describe the level of insanity on The View.  It's a bunch of catty women who think they're profound when they manage to throw in an insult about the war in Iraq in the middle of their discussion about pet fashion or the 10 ways to tell if your man is cheating on you.

Gwen Stefani, Pink, Borat Team Up For 'Idol' Charity Special  —  'Idol Gives Back' poverty-relief benefit will air over two nights in April.  —  "American Idol" will launch an ambitious poverty-relief campaign in April with a two-night spectacular that is slated to feature performances from Gwen Stefani …

I am - Abi Titmuss Bikini Pics of the Day  —  Here are some older pictures of Abi Titmuss in her bikini.  I am posting them because I don't know what to do with myself now that my website is down.  I went out last night and got wasted, really wasted, and really really wasted.

Mark Ruffalo, Wife Expecting Third Child  —  Zodiac star Mark Ruffalo and his wife, Sunrise Coigney, are expecting their third child, a representative confirms to PEOPLE.  —  When his new movie premiered in Hollywood March 1, the actor, 39, told PEOPLE that he longed for another child to fill out his brood …

Lola and Sister Sam Win Our Cute Kids Contest  —  Speaking of cute kids, Denise and her girls are gorgeous!  —  SEE MORE AFTER THE JUMP »

Adriana Lima - Sexy Pictures  —  Damn photographers.  How do they always make the model appear as if she's peering into my soul?  Could she really be that shocked my pants are around my ankles?  —  Adriana Lima, in this sexy celebrity picture set, is doing what she does best.  Showing off.

TRACEY EDMONDS SAYS EDDIE MURPHY IS NOT GAY: TV exec asked the tough questions on Chicago's Power 92.  —  *During a phone call to "Trey the Chocolate Jock Morning Jump-off" show on Chicago's Power 92, Tracey Edmonds plugged the current fourth season of BET's "College Hill," which she executive produces.

Tori Spelling's Baby Composite  —  Tired of waiting for Tori's baby?  We borrowed the TomKat composite idea, and did a little predicting of what Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott's baby might look like...  Kate Hudson & Owen Wilson's baby composite  —  Spelling test...  To Tori's credit, she was great in White Chicks!