Brit's butt is where the auction is  —  Things are about to go from bad to worse in the saga of Britney Spears.  While the beleagured pop princess is holed up in rehab, celeb snipers are bidding on pics of the fading star's bare behind.  —  The asking price for the shots …

Burger King to J-Hud: Free Burgers for Life!  —  Burger King has awarded Oscar winner Jennifer Hudson an all-you-can-eat pass for their fast food restaurants... for life!  Have it your way... forever!  —  Hudson reacted to Simon Cowell's criticism of her for not thanking "American Idol" in her Oscar speech.

ALONE AGAIN  —  DJ AM is once again without a starlet by his side.  Friends of Mandy Moore said the singer/actress has kicked the DJ to the curb and is single again.  AM, real name Adam Goldstein, used to date Nicole Richie, and after they broke up, told friends he needed …

TOO SELF-SATISFIED  —  ADD Jimmy Kimmel to the list of people who really can't stand eyeliner-loving Jared Leto.  The late-night show host told Stuff magazine he'd rather not welcome Leto back as a guest.  When asked if Kimmel ever had to hide his disdain for a guest, he chose the actor/rocker.

Snoop Arrested in Sweden on Drugs Suspicion  —  Snoop Dogg was held by police in Stockholm last night on suspicion of using illegal drugs, after police stopped him and he was "deemed to be under the influence of narcotics."  —  The rapper was on his way to a party after his Sunday night concert …

KRISTY SWANSON, ORIGINAL BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER, TO PLAY ANNA NICOLE SMITH ON 'LAW & ORDER'  —  Original Buffy the Vampire Slayer Will Play Anna Nicole  —  Are you ready for the first fictionalized version of the Anna Nicole Smith story on TV?  It's coming this May.

Comedian commits apparent suicide, police said … WEST HOLLYWOOD, California (AP) — Richard Jeni, a standup comedian who played to sold-out crowds, was a regular on the "Tonight Show" and appeared in movies, died of a gunshot wound in an apparent suicide, police said Sunday.

Has Paris had a boob op?  —  Paris Hilton has fuelled speculation that she has had a boob job after being spotted bursting out of her top during a night out.  —  The 25-year-old hotel heiress was wearing a low cut black dress while partying in Hollywood, leaving celebrity-watchers guessing whether …

Angelina Escapes Kidnapping Plot  —  In a harrowing, real life drama that rivals any of her movies, UN Goodwill Ambassador Angelina Jolie, 31, admits to News of the World that authorities in a foreign country she won't name uncovered an elaborate plan to abduct the starlet.  —  "It was in a small village.

Britney Spears's Ex: She's 'in My Prayers'  —  The most recent man in Britney Spears's life says her decision to check into rehab came as a shock to him, but he supports her.  —  "I was definitely surprised that she went into rehab," model Isaac Cohen told PEOPLE Friday at a party …

Britney Reportedly Bulimic  —  Los Angeles, CA (AHN) - Britney Spears may have been battling demons for longer than originally thought.  —  The troubled pop star has reportedly revealed to doctors at her rehabilitation center that she has been suffering from bulimia since she was 16.

TOM & GISELE BUYING HOUSE WITH NURSERY FOR HIS BABY WITH EX-GALPAL  —  Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen are putting a new spin on the whole living-together-before-we're- married thing.  —  The couple is buying a house in New York and building a nursery in it - but not because they plan to have children soon.

Carmen Electra FHM Magazine Pictures  —  Here's the latest FHM Magazine with Carmen Electra on the cover.  Now for some reason I think FHM may have recycled an old photo shoot of Carmen because I feel that I've seen these pics before.  I'm not 100% sure and I'm way too lazy to go back in my archives …

BRANDED BABE  —  BEFORE sending Kristin Cavallari off to Miami for a wild spring break, her boyfriend Nick Zano - who was left behind in New Orleans, where he's filming "College" - branded his girl.  "He wants the other guys who flirt with Kristin to know she's all his," said an insider …

Hell on wheels  —  Foxy racks up 16 N.Y. traffic violations in 3 yrs.  —  Rap diva Foxy Brown isn't just a bully in beauty salons - she's a menace on the road, too.  —  The curvy superstar has been busted on 16 traffic violations in New York in less than three years, according to state DMV officials.

Simmons called tone Def to Farrakhan spiel  —  Jewish leaders aren't happy with Russell Simmons for supporting Louis Farrakhan's address to a packed crowd in Detroit last month.  —  Although the Def Jam mogul has done commercials along with Jay-Z saying "I Am a Jew" to fight anti-Semitism …

Jude Law and Lindsay?  —  Sources close to the recently rehabbed starlet have revealed that the two were spotted at a club in NYC called "The Box" and socialized with each other for more than two hours.  God only knows what they were chatting about.  Perhaps Lindsay was extolling the virtues …

Madge naked on Nip/Tuck  —  MADONNA is set to strip NAKED in raunchy TV series Nip/Tuck — for a romp with a hunky doc.  —  The Queen of Pop will prove she still has it at 48 by showing all in the US show about sex-mad plastic surgeons.  —  A show source said: "Everybody ends up taking …