LENSMAN DECKED IN ENCOUNTER WITH LOHAN  —  The Family Lohan lived out its very own "Law & Order" episode yesterday.  —  Lindsay Lohan mixed it up with aggressive paparazzi in lower Manhattan in the wee hours, shortly before her dad, Michael, got out of jail.

Has Britney Spears found a rehab romance?  —  Plus: Simon Cowell's former co-worker calls him 'arrogant' and 'pompous'  —  Has Britney Spears found a new love?  —  The troubled pop star has hooked up a musician she met in AA, and plans to move in with him once she's out of rehab, according to the upcoming National Enquirer.

Jolie arrives in Vietnam to adopt boy  —  HO CHI MINH CITY, Vietnam - Angelina Jolie arrived in Vietnam late Wednesday night, where she plans to adopt a 3-year-old boy.  —  Airport security officials told a photographer working for The Associated Press that Jolie was whisked into a car with dark windows and driven away.

X17 XCLUSIVE - Drew Barrymore Dating Spike Jonze!  —  After a painful break-up with longtime boyfriend Fabrizio Moretti, seems Drew's finally back on the horse - with director (and Sofia Coppola's ex) Spike Jonze!  Drew was caught smoochin' Spike last night after a romantic date at Ivy …

JESSICA GREEN WITH STORK ENVY  —  JESSICA Simpson, jealous of An gelina and Britney and Mrs. Ben Affleck and Christina Aguilera and Brooke Shields and Liv Tyler and maybe Demi Moore and Seal's wife and Reese Witherspoon and Ann Heche and all the movie mommies who are parading babies, says she's getting there.

Fergie 'too Drunk To Travel'.  —  Fergie 'too Drunk To Travel'.... Black Eyed Peas star Fergie has been banned from boarding a flight after being branded "too drunk to travel".  —  The singer, real name Stacy Ferguson, was due to fly from Los Angeles to the UK with bandmates Will.I.AM …

STAR BUDDIES FOR BRITNEY DEPT.  —  SexyBack's totally fed up with people begging him to help ex-squeeze BRITNEY SPEARS get her sanity back - which is why JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE totally exploded when a woman approached him as he exited his agent's office and scolded: "Why won't you help her out?

Simon Cowell tells Ryan Seacrest to "come out" of the closet  —  With a string of mostly sucky, boring performances and two hours to fill, American Idol returned to its familiar performance show formula: booing of any negative comment from the mindless audience, tears from Paula Abdul …

GETTING SO IMPERSONAL  —  NBC wants reporters to meet Ashton Kutcher in an attempt to promote its new show, "The Real Wedding Crashers" - but it doesn't want any "personal questions."  In a memo obtained by Mediabistro.com, an NBC flack invites the media to a March 16 press conference.

Celebrity Drug Confessions  —  Hollywood A-listers come clean about their past experiences with drugs:  —  "I've slept with too many women, done too many drugs and been to too many parties.  I loved acid when I was at college.  It was an escape.  I liked mushrooms.  They were like easy acid.

Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott Welcome a Boy  —  Tori Spelling and husband Dean McDermott welcomed their first child together, a son, on Tuesday, PEOPLE has learned.  —  Liam Aaron McDermott weighed 6 pounds, 6 ounces, according to the couple's rep. He was born in a Los Angeles hospital.

Porn industry enemies go at it hot and heavy  —  New York adult auteur Michael Lucas - whose specialty is remaking classics like "La Dolce Vita" as X-rated movies - is at war with a woman who knows all his secrets.  —  Lucas Entertainment spokeswoman Heather Fink is writing a tell-all about her time in …

Halle Berry: No Plastic Surgery - for Now  —  Halle Berry has avoided plastic surgery - though she's not saying she won't have it someday.  —  "No, I haven't," the 40-year-old Oscar winner (for 2001's Monster's Ball) tells Reader's Digest for its April issue, when asked if she's gone under the knife.

EXCLUSIVE: Lane Garrison Speaks Out on Fatal Car Crash  —  Prison Break actor Lane Garrison, charged with vehicular manslaughter in the death of a 17-year-old Beverly Hills boy, has spoken out for the first time since the fatal December car accident.  —  "I pray every day for all the families involved …

Elton's 'Benny Hill' birthday show  —  Sir Elton John is famed for his outrageous fancy dress outfits.  However, with this ill-fitting Russian general's uniform, the singer's attempt at military chic didn't quite cut it and he looked like he'd be more at home in a Benny Hill sketch.

Larry Birkhead Building a Nursery for Anna's Baby  —  Anna Nicole Smith's former boyfriend Larry Birkhead claims he's the father of Smith's baby daughter, Dannielynn - and is so confident about it, he's already getting his home ready for her.  —  "I've been putting a nursery together …