Britney's Rehab Rebellion!  —  Britney Spears' drive and determination took her to the top of the music world by the age of 20.  But Star has learned that the pop princess's superstar personality, headstrong ways and diva-size demands are causing major troubles at Malibu, Calif.'s Promises Rehabilitation Center.

Carmen Electra: Rather Stay Home Than Go Out  —  Fresh off her divorce from Dave Navarro, Carmen Electra says she's trading nightlife for home life.  —  "I'm not so much about going out out so much anymore," Electra, 34, told PEOPLE at Wednesday's Max Factor Salutes Hollywood Fashion charity fashion show.

DIRRTY NO MORE  —  CHRISTINA Aguilera is a mature, sexual woman.  "I'm not the same person who released 'Genie' and then 'Dirrty,' " Aguilera told Nylon magazine.  "I have this overconfidence with my sexuality because I feel empowered by it, and I love being in control of every facet of what I do."

Reese Revamps Her Life and Her Closet  —  Reese Witherspoon is on the cover of April's Harper's Bazaar, looking ridiculously pretty and fresh, professing her love for her kids and her new favorite designer.  —  She looks lovely, but we'd be remiss if we didn't point out the backhanded compliment …

Tonya Harding Is Bats**t Crazy  —  Remember Tonya Harding?  The best Olympic scandal ever?  Nancy Kerrigan's knee, lead pipe, homemade porn movie, went on to celebrity box and live in a trailer near Seattle?  Absolutely delicious.  Anyway, it sounds like she's been messing with some substances.

PLAYING HOUSE  —  IT'S getting pretty serious between Halle Berry and her boyfriend, model Gabriel Aubry.  Friends of the couple say they've moved in together in Los Angeles, and although they have separate residences in New York, they always stay in the same place and are together constantly.

Jordan Voted Mum Of The Year By Nasty British Media  —  Glamour girl Jordan was crowned Grattan Celebrity Mum of the Year today.  Jordan, real name Katie Price, was chosen by the public and beat Jade Goody, Kate Moss and Heather Mills McCartney to the title.  —  Source

Pax Joins Jolie-Pitt Clan  —  Here's the first look at Angelina Jolie's newest adopted child.  —  Angelina Jolie left an orphanage in Vietnam today with the 3-year-old boy she plans to adopt.  The director of the orphanage, Nguyen Van Trung, confirmed to the AP that Vietnamese officials had approved the adoption.

Anna Nicole's Case Living Up To Its Future Law & Order Episode Potential  —  They're gonna find that Anna's bookmarks included "A Socialite's Life" and websites that sell Beanie Babies.  The investigation is focusing on a computer.  It's the one that Big Moe's the bodyguard's wife the nurse …

Kevin & Britney: "Just Friends"  —  Kevin Federline and Britney Spears may be spending quality time, but it's doubtful the two are getting back together any time soon.  For one, Brit's apparently met a rebound romance in rehab, and a Federline pal tells Usmagazine.com that K-Fed is not interested in rekindling that burned out flame.

Stressed-Out Jess  —  With all the time she's been spending in John Mayer's company lately, it's not too surprising to see Jessica Simpson craving a little time alone - with thirty of her closest friends, of course!  The Texas rose stopped by the Hahn Rejuvenation Center for a quick pick …

Maxim Photoshops Fergie to the Maximum  —  How can you tell that these pictures of Fergie from Maxim have been Photoshopped?  Well, for one thing, she looks like a woman.  That's definitely not normal.  Also, If you look at Fergie's hands, they look soft, smooth, and as though they don't belong to the wicked witch of the west.

Plot to hurt Jon's accuser  —  DAILY NEWS COLUMNISTS  —  Side Dish  —  It's a noir plot twist, A-list style.  A man who shared a cell with jailed designer Anand Jon claims he plotted to hurt the woman who accused him of rape last week - but only emotionally.

Plaintiff's Lawyer Speaks Out Over Mario Vazquez/'Idol' Lawsuit  —  Sensational new claims have emerged surrounding a wrongful termination lawsuit filed against "American Idol" and former contestant Mario Vazquez in Los Angeles Superior Court last week.  —  On Friday, Magdaleno Olmos …

I Heard a Rumer  —  Bruce and Demi's underage daughter, Rumer Willis, seems to have a penchant for hanging with Hollywood "It" girls.  First Lindsay, then Hayden, now Paris???  I thought the clean Idaho upbringing was supposed to discourage her from this kind of life …

Kid Rock Accused of Assault  —  A 28-year-old woman is claiming that Kid Rock assaulted her last week (March 8) at his home.  —  The woman has filed a report with the Oakland County Sheriff's Department.  —  The alleged assault is still under investigation and possible witnesses still need to be interviewed.

Biel/Reynolds Rumors Get More Interesting  —  Jessica Biel certainly likes to bounce from boy to boy (i.e. Derek Jeter one week, JT the next), so we hardly gave it much thought when she and Ryan Reynolds were first spotted together way back in February.  They were co-stars in Blade …

Casting begins for what may be The Real World's last season  —  Casting for the 20th season of The Real World is underway, and get this, they're looking for people with ambitions and career goals.  Apparently, the drinking, whoring version of The Real World is on the way out.

Nicole Richie rumored to be addicted to ADD Drugs  —  Nicole Richie is rumored to be relying on the attention deficit disorder drug Adderral to keep her appetite down and her weight low.  In Touch, not the most reliable source, says her hospitalization after collapsing on the set of …

Mischa Livin' on the Edge of Fashion Disaster  —  What is Mischa wearing?  No, seriously, what is Mischa wearing?  Is it on correctly?  Is it legitimately intended to be worn over shorts?  Is it what one would usually throw on when walking her dog in the park?